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Audio: The Horror Oscars!
Posted March 10th, 2010 by scottsigler (FD∅™)
 | We had our Oscars, watched morons postulate about some kind of conspiracy against James Cameron (yes, the Academy "hates" him, which is why his movies have already earned 15+ Oscars ...), and saw the ceremony go way past scheduled time. We also saw a pandering, "horror is okay, too!" montage as the Academy tried to make up for the fact that the genre gets zero respect when it comes time for the statuettes.
Well, enough of that crap, people, because here are the Oscars of Horror! Best Picture, Vampires, Zombies, Monsters, Best Sequel, and more. Listen in to hear who takes home the hardware. | |||
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F**K YEAH! Junkie running for state congress
Posted March 8th, 2010 by scottsigler (FD∅™)
Junkie Jay Clough is running for congress (check out his website here). He's running for Washington State 4th Congressional District. Jay has been a fan since the EARTHCORE days, back in 2005.
Junkies, this is just the beginning of my undue influence on world leaders. Yes, it begins here.
Jay, show 'em how it's done!
F**K YEAH! Junkie #7,000 is TennesseeBrewer
Posted March 8th, 2010 by scottsigler (FD∅™)
We've been watching the march of Siglerism for some time, and here it is, the momentous occasion of user #7,000. Welcome TennesseeBrewer! He uploaded a picture and everything, what could be better? Well, maybe some of the beer he's brewing, but I don't want to be picky.
KISSYMAN & THE GENTLEMAN, Part 5
Posted March 7th, 2010 by scottsigler (FD∅™)
 | KISSYMAN & THE GENTLEMAN Pt. 5 - Click & Listen Kissyman seeks answers from The Gentleman as Lefty gets his grub on. Is this fancy-pants restaurant ready for breakfast with everyone's favorite giggling ex-Nazi hitman? Kissyman suspects there is more to Mathis Wrenn's obsession with movie star Beth Copenhaver, and he intends to get to the bottom of the story. |
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Audio: What's the Deal With Protoplasm, Anyway?
Posted March 3rd, 2010 by scottsigler (FD∅™)
| Protoplasm, ectoplasm, horrorplasm, it's all snot to me, pal, but it's scary snot. Not only do I go in-depth on the hangin' booger of the horror genre, we actually have quotes from two Junkie PhDs! Listen in, it's funny, you will like it. |
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Stills from the ANCESTOR book trailer shoot
Posted March 2nd, 2010 by scottsigler (FD∅™)
We are working on the edits of the ANCESTOR book trailer shoot, and though we'd share a few still shots from the production. The entire crew was totally bad-ass, and worked for about ten hours, up in the mountains, in knee-deep snow while fifteen-below weather turned our nuts into little icy marbles.
Those of us that had nuts, anyway.
We loaded the pictures into Flickr so you Junkies could get an early peek. Ladies & Gentleman, you may now swoon over the bad-boy Magnus Paglione, the sexy Galina and the gorgeous Sara Purinam.
F**K YEAH! - List of Sigler foreign translations
Posted March 2nd, 2010 by scottsigler (FD∅™)
Gmork just whipped up a list of foreign translations of the FDO™'s works. INFECTED is in the lead, but CONTAGIOUS and ANCESTOR are close behind. Yes, I am well on my way to kicking the entire Earth dead-square in the bean bag. Click on the link to bask in our world-crushing, global Junkie domination.
KISSYMAN & THE GENTLEMAN, Part 4
Posted February 28th, 2010 by scottsigler (FD∅™)
| KISSYMAN & THE GENTLEMAN Pt. 4 - Click & Listen Kissyman meets "Doctor" Matt Kriz, Hank Williams, Peggy Lee, sees the famous sights of Manhattan, and is most definitely not making The Gentleman happy. Not one damn bit. EPISODE CORRECTION: Where you hear the words "Patsy Cline," it should be "Peggy Lee." |
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Cool book: EVERYTHING IS GOING TO KILL EVERYBODY
Posted February 26th, 2010 by scottsigler (FD∅™)
Dig this excerpt:
"Petrov called a halt to the Mutually Assured Destruction, and waited. Seated next to his enormous, steel-clad balls, he stuck by his instincts and waited -- waited to see if everyone and everything he loved was about to be turned to ash by virtue of his hunch. And then it got worse."
Hooo ... and this is non-fiction. You know, the opposite of what I do, and by that I mean Shit That is True. And yes, the above excerpt is from a scenario in which we all almost died during the height of the Cold War. As in, for realz.
Well-written and a ton of fun, it may scare the pee out of you but you'll like it so much you won't mind the wet pants.
This puppy is out April 6, 2010. I got an early copy because I'm just that fucking important.
Cryptozoology Terrors 2: Loch Ness Monster Movies!
Posted February 24th, 2010 by scottsigler (FD∅™)
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Click & Listen: Loch Ness Monster Movies This is my second installment in "Cryptozoology Terrors," or movie monsters that are real, dammit! We know they are real, because people have seen them. No "cryptid" is more famous that the wee lass known as Nessie. Want to hear just how stupid people can be? Then listen in, Junkie! |
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