XMas Present: Give 50 hours of Sigler audiobooks for two bucks (or FREE if you've already got the stuff).

Posted December 20th, 2007 by scottsigler

Junkies, I know, you procrastinated for Christmas and you got jack squat to give your favorite fiction fan. Sure, that R2D2 lighter you'll buy at the gas station on Dec. 23 is nice, but if your fiction fan doesn't smoke, they've got you cold.

THE CADAVER TO THE RESCUE!

DVD Front Cover (click to expand)

Your Dark Overlord™ has the solution for you. A DVD with over 50 hours of unabridged audiobooks in MP3 format.

EARTHCORE
ANCESTOR
THE ROOKIE
NOCTURNAL Episodes 1-5
BLOODCAST SEASON #1

You download, you burn, you assemble, you gift. It's like a craft project for Evil CubScouts.

DVD Insert (click to expand)

MATERIALS NEEDED (click on links for examples):

Blank DVDs (about 20 cents apiece)
DVD Cases (about a buck apiece, or cannabalize old video game, movie and AOL promo cases)
CD/DVD Labels (about 80 cents apiece)
A GlueStick (and I know you have one already, and probably sniff it every day before work or school, so don't give me any crap on this one ..

Gluestick! Sniff it, Junkie, SNIFF IT!

PROCESS:

Download the ZIP from here:
Expand the ZIP file
Insert your blank DVD
Burn contents of "Audiobooks" folder to DVD. For most applications, just drag the five folders inside "Audiobooks" to the disc image that appears when you insert the blank DVD. Do that, then click "burn" and you should be off to the races.
Make sure the goodies are on the burned DVD, then eject and repeat for as many copies as you want to give (and we know you are the giving type, right?)
Open the "DVD Artwork" folder
Read the "Printing & BurningNotes.pdf" inside, follow the insturctions and print the DVD Cover, Inlay and CD Sticker
Assemble the goods!
You're freakin Santa Claus already, pass out the gifts, man.

XMas DVD Collage Preview

Download Now!Update: Now you have the option to help us save bandwidth by downloading the DVD via Bittorrent instead.

Still available on the BT network

On March 16th, 2008 (10:28 GMT) breakall says:

Save Scott some bandwidth and download this via bittorrent! There are still a couple of seeders (including me) that will hook you up!

CLICK BELOW (guaranteed RICK ROLL free):

http://www.scottsigler.com/downloads/scott-siglers-podcast-novels-dvd.to...

nope. that didnt work

On March 16th, 2008 (18:09 GMT) n8man says:

nope. that didnt work either... can u attach something that big to an email?

Nate Dogg

"life is hard. But its one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne

Fixed

On March 17th, 2008 (02:50 GMT) pulsar says:

should be working now. sorry for the inconvenience.

Cheers!
Paul.

hmmmm.... i waited 3 hours

On March 17th, 2008 (13:52 GMT) n8man says:

hmmmm.... i waited 3 hours for it to download but it says its corrupted

Nate Dogg

"life is hard. But its one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne

had to restart the server several times inbetween

On March 17th, 2008 (13:00 GMT) pulsar says:

perhaps this aborted your download. Make sure it's about 1,9GB in size. You should use a downloadmanager which can resume stopped downloads for filesizes that big.

Cheers!
Paul.

WTF?

On March 15th, 2008 (20:08 GMT) n8man says:

I can't download it!!!!!!!!!

Nate Dogg

"life is hard. But its one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne

please be patient

On March 16th, 2008 (04:07 GMT) pulsar says:

see: http://www.scottsigler.com/node/1114

Cheers!
Paul.

Corruption spreads...

On January 2nd, 2008 (11:07 GMT) medic says:

I just sent two of these to different parts of Iraq. One went to 10th Mountain Division, the other went to 506th Expeditionary Security Forces Squadron (Air Force military police) BWahahahahahahhahahahahha! -- @zen_jewitch I'd rather you be "assassin for evil pod-authors", waiting for assignments. zen_jewitch is my Twitter handle

my son

On January 2nd, 2008 (12:18 GMT) treed says:

my son was with the 10th in ft drum, he got sent to ft hood, 1st cav, he's in bagdad now, coming home this month been trying to get him to hear one of sigler's (DAMN HIM) stories, gonna burn this for him to listen to after he gets home * It's all about the Numbers, my friends The Math god

Spreading the love

On January 1st, 2008 (02:19 GMT) railroadgrrl says:

This simply rocks!! I am on a mission to corrupt my siblings and a few co-workers who like to read but don't have an mp3 or ipod players. I'll have them begging for ya Scott, oh yesssssssssssss I will. Thanks! Now could you make it be April, like NOW because I want my book, damnit!!

The Gift that keeps on giving

On December 31st, 2007 (14:36 GMT) Pliezar says:

I am handing them out so people can ring in the New Order at Midnight tonight. I have cannibalized my Son's Bob the Builder DVDs in the name of the cause. (Besides Bright Yellow cases say that you are so powerful that you don't care what fucking colour the case is so bow down to your new master and worship the ground and sound of his voice.) You Sir are amazing

Sigler - you rock

On December 31st, 2007 (11:42 GMT) pyjamaguy (not verified) says:

you have saved my ass! it's my mom's birthday and i didn't have a gift for her - now i do! this is great - she loves literature. there's no cursing or fighting or anything in these books, is there? btw - Infected is listed for pre-order on Amazon.co.uk, which is great for us Brits, but will those sales count towards the Amazon.com total?

This just in...

On December 23rd, 2007 (11:02 GMT) TexZen says:

Created 5 Sigler World Domination DVDs. 4 to gift/addict. 1 for me! Pics of the finished prod. here http://tinyurl.com/2v7o7m Adding to Facebook profile as well

Torrent Available

On December 22nd, 2007 (13:00 GMT) pulsar says:

Hey, just a quick update, the torrent is now available over at legit torrents: http://www.scottsigler.com/downloads/scott-siglers-podcast-novels-dvd.to... Happy Seeding! Paul.

I'll say it again...

On December 23rd, 2007 (12:57 GMT) TexZen says:

...You are THE MAN!!! (yes, it's old and hackneyed and sooooo 1980s, but truth is truth)!

Sweeeet!

On December 24th, 2007 (06:29 GMT) pulsar says:

Thanks for the credits man! Mass Effect rocks btw!

Paul.

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Why yes...

On December 26th, 2007 (14:00 GMT) TexZen says:

...yes it does. and Kudos to you for your powers of observation!

FINALLY

On December 21st, 2007 (23:09 GMT) PodcastMike says:

Hopefully I can infect my friends now... -- Mike Wills http://thenextgenerationofradio.com

XMas DVD

On December 21st, 2007 (22:25 GMT) toatag says:

Thank You HIGH ONE

Perseverance

On December 21st, 2007 (19:49 GMT) Gmork says:

Tried a couple of times to download through my wireless connection and it bombed...but I will not be dissuaded so easily! I'm plugging in directly (bypassing my router) and trying again. Much like the most hardened addict, I will persevere for my mega-fix!! Thanks for making this available Scott!!

aww, dammit!

On December 21st, 2007 (13:20 GMT) freakazoid101 says:

the one year we all decide that no one is doing presents and we're all going out on a christmas extravaganza is the one year I can do a fucking awesome present. I'm not giving a present to someone I'm not getting one from. No siree bob. But the 10 copies I did make I donated to the church up the road. Hell yeah they better convert to the sigler syndicate.

TM?

On December 21st, 2007 (08:00 GMT) Ozzy says:

Sigs, you're trademarking "Your Dark Overlord"? NIIIIIIICCCEEE.....

Nice!

On December 21st, 2007 (05:16 GMT) jczorkmid says:

Just tossed one in the gift bag for my office swap to make the rest of my offering look less lame. I envision multi-year grudges over who gets to take it home. ------------------ Jason Penney

I'm in work and 1.9GB is

On December 21st, 2007 (02:06 GMT) flashman says:

I'm in work and 1.9GB is just too much to download, I'll get the sack grrrr....but what a great prezzie thanks Scott!

Box cutter

On December 20th, 2007 (21:38 GMT) tubeyes says:

You actually have other cutting tools besides chicken scissors?

This is better than anything Oprah gave out.....

On December 20th, 2007 (21:39 GMT) ogreoregon says:

This is great. I just wish I had equipment to create a DVD. maybe Santa will be nice to me this year for a change. my stuff is stone aged. This is such a great Idea. This is the perfect gift. You have been working hard and I really want to let you know it will pay off in the final take over.

FUCK Oprah

On December 21st, 2007 (09:00 GMT) treed says:

ew, wait, let's not i have had enough of that self-important windbag who believes all her own press about herself who has people on her show just to praise her and magnanimus ways of self promotion does she EVER let a person answer a question or even complete a sentence?? gawd, now she has her mindless minions following her down her own political agenda just to clarify, i am talkign about Oprah (ew), not our grand overlord silger (DAMN HIM), although comparisons can be made............ the voices are teetering with joy at the prospect of what our sigmeister (DAMN HIM) has planned * It's all about the Numbers, my friends The Math god

Great Rant.....Whew! .... are the voices tired?

On December 21st, 2007 (15:01 GMT) ogreoregon says:

I nominate you for "Best Sigler comparison to a Celebrity" I think you hit it pretty right-on. GO Sigmeister!!!

Yes and no ...

On December 21st, 2007 (15:24 GMT) scottsigler says:

Yes, I am a windbag.

No, the voice aren't tired ...

the voices

On December 22nd, 2007 (20:44 GMT) treed says:

never tire they are too hyped up on nocturnal, bloodcast and monster energy drink lol * It's all about the Numbers, my friends The Math god

Buck Sigler

On December 20th, 2007 (20:55 GMT) Samjack says:

If you are interested in giving to Scott no matter how much he protests, I posted a suggestion over in the the forums. Forum Post. Podiobooks.com provides a way to donate to him even if he won't do it on his own site.

SLOOOOOOOW.

On December 20th, 2007 (19:09 GMT) SphinctOr (not verified) says:

Scott - You really out-did yourself here. I mean shit, how many hours do you have in your days?! Even if Pulsar helped, you are a busy busy man. We appreciate all the work that you do...really. This wouldn't be a true Junkie post without some Bitchin' so here goes. Your bandwidth sucks. Would you mind if we posted this via BitTorrent of something?! I don't want the RIAA riding my ass about pirating your shit, so I'm asking first. ~446 KB/sec is lame. True world domination requires faster downloads. Now where's that glue stick...

Scott's Avatar.

On December 20th, 2007 (19:46 GMT) twilleyj says:

Is it me...or is Scott's Avatar kinda smashed a little so he doesn't seem as thin and frail... I like the look. It's much scarier. ------------------ * Snip - Snip * John Tampa, FL

Torrent

On December 20th, 2007 (19:23 GMT) pulsar says:

Go ahead, just pass me a link to the tracker and i'll update the article. Bandwidth suffers a lot at the moment, we have maxed out the 100mbit uplink pretty much right now. Served about 100GB in the last 4 hours.

Paul.

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BIT-TOR-RENT!

On December 20th, 2007 (23:32 GMT) scottsigler says:

That is the same cadence as RUN FOR-REST!

God yes, bit torrent that bitch. Get it out there.

I love it when....

On December 21st, 2007 (15:20 GMT) ogreoregon says:

you guys talk tech.......

Screw giving this away... this is all mine!!!!

On December 20th, 2007 (18:18 GMT) NINman says:

Awesome work!!! In reality I am going to give this to my brother for Christmas, he is an English teacher and really into Scifi novels and shit. I am almost betting he is going to become a junkie, and I have you all to thank for that. =)

This shit is sick

On December 20th, 2007 (17:13 GMT) Blazer says:

I'm going to use this package to convert my girlfriend, mother,and the rest of my half wit family.

Server on fire

On December 20th, 2007 (17:24 GMT) pulsar says:

wow! just watching the server stats, we served 30 GB in the last 2 hours, current network throughput: 8mb/s

Cheers!
Paul.

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XMas Present: Give 50 hours of Sigler audiobooks for two bucks (or FREE if you've already got the stuff).

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