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NOCTURNAL Episode #19
Posted March 16th, 2008 by scottsigler (FD∅™)
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IN THIS EPISODE:
Bryan, Pookie, Black Mister Burns, Big Tonda Murphy and Wee Chee Yen deal with the aftermath of the Jebediah Erickson fight. Erickson is passed out on the sidewalk after Bryan threw a big-ass silver knife into the man's belly, so deep that the point came out Erickson's back. Meanwhile, Aggie James faces the horror that is ... Mommy.
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PODCASTS MENTIONED IN THIS EPISODE:
The Astral Audio Experience
The Adventures of Indiana Jim
Something Extra?
OK Sig, at the beginning of episode 19, after all the excuses for why there's only 17 minutes of story, you said that beyond the next episode of Infected, "there might something in the feed on Tuesday." I saw the next Infected, but what the heck? Where's the something extra? You're an evil future dark overlord...
JP
You call THAT disturbing/disgusting/whatever?
Manis, my kids will never hang out with yours ...
You have kids? Have you
You have kids? Have you exposed the sons and daughters of our Future Dark Overlord to your work?
Nate Dogg... "life is hard. But its one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne
No kids.
Don't be callin harry potter
Don't be callin harry potter shit! ps i was askin sigler
Nate Dogg... "life is hard. But its one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne
J.K. Rowling ...
Has sold more books than anybody. Ever. EH-VAH!
No Potter hatin' to go on in here, those Potter fans are growing up and they got to read something. I happen to know of a certain egocentric author who is happy to provide them with a new fix ...
Scott's fave character is?
Somehow, I think he'd dig Snape.My favorite character is Dark Harry
Brigandage
Somehow, I think he's going to have a hell of a time explaining the three illegitimate wizards who show up on their 11th birthdays to Ginny.
Tastes Like Chicken
lol yah when Voldemort was
lol yah when Voldemort was possesing him? that was some messed up shizfries.
Nate Dogg... "life is hard. But its one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne
Now THAT I would've waited in line to see!
SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)
Excellent way to put it...
When quiditch and Bat Bogie hexes just aren't enough anymore... Sigler!
SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)
Now kids...
Play nice... Harry Potter is good for his demographic... Sigler is in a league all his own... And Never the twain shall meet. 'nuff said...
SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)
"Never the twain shall meet."
I don't know, could you imagine a Sigler twist on Potter? That would be some scary stuff. I'm not sure I could handle it.
Tsolo888 <AKA Cpt. Travis Ellis> - Out "Don't be surprised one day if the person you pissed off on the net shows up on your front door step"
Click here to Digg Infected ->There already is
Holy crap!
How hell did I miss that?
Tsolo888 <AKA Cpt. Travis Ellis> - Out "Don't be surprised one day if the person you pissed off on the net shows up on your front door step"
Click here to Digg Infected
http://scatterbrainramblings.blogspot.com/
As soon as he said it...
Wheels started turning, synapses started firing... darn you Sigler! Why must you make me think!
SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)
this conection had been made in a earlier thread
-either in the forums or in the blog
http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/
TSK, TSK, TSK
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
"Just shut the fuck up and do yer job, asshole!"
Considering....
The One
She means their "King". Quite ironic since Rex is already down there, but Hilary didn't receive that text message since she didn't attend the board meeting. Plus, it looks like the power struggle is underway. Don't think that 1st Born has a clue of Rex's being their. Sly doing things on the sly. And Rex is like the Sigler version of Eve; tempted and eaten of the fruit of knowledge. But here's the kicker. He's a puppet. Sure, he's king, but who is making the decisions on his behalf; being the go-between? Yessssss Junkiessssss. Figure it out. Gives new meaning to "Ride the Snake".
Im still here.
a monstrous, undulating, transparent, termitequeen/human...
a smelly, moist, squishy fetus incubator, with headgear ...... still needs love.........shudder.......
But that voice.. deep, urgent, kind of thick and wet sounding, that voice was particularly creepy. What was she saying? The visual is really disgusting... but in a good Sigleresque way.
*I am the Rear Admiral and you must obey*
I'd like to know what she was saying too...
and Hilary mentioned something about being "the One".... what was that all about?
SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)
This man translated it ...
I doubt it was a refernce to the Matrix.
Maybe the "One" is a person that can actully survive the ordeal or not cause Mommy to produce abominations, only Sigler knows.
Tsolo888 <AKA Cpt. Travis Ellis> - Out "Don't be surprised one day if the person you pissed off on the net shows up on your front door step"
Click here to Digg Infected ->the one as in her equal??
or perhaps the one as in this one will do her in??
Nah...
Probably referring to the one who will finally be able to "satisfy" her...
SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)
ewww
Tastes Like Chicken
well king kong has copyright issues
-mmmmmmmmmm
http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/
"still needs love........."
don't we all need just a little lovin'?? but there's some lovin' and then there's all consuming love ... LMAO
It's okay to love mommy..
Just dont "love" mommy
SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)
Ok, that was a little
Ok, that was a little gross. What's bad, though, is that I laughed. Hrm...
"Nothing says lovin' like putting buns in Mommy's oven" eh? (Chew it back! Chew it back!)
@zen_jewitch I'd rather you be "assassin for evil pod-authors", waiting for assignments. zen_jewitch is my Twitter handle
talk about losing oneself to love
brings new meaning to the phrase "I could just eat you ALL up!"
That was what momma said...
Translated: "Come to momma baby... Oh yeah, I'm gonna do you up right."
SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)
I was disturbed
I got it!
ah, good, sounds plausible
For people wanting ads
Simple. View source and snag the embed codes that way.Is that all you got, Sigler?
Man, I thought you were gonna be scary or sick or something. So it's a little Lovecraftian booty call? It's not like there were... CHICKEN SCISSORS. (Because that,
Overlord Sigler, freaked me the @#$% out for DAYS.)
It ain't Lovecraftian ...
More to come?
Pun Intended?
"Just shut the fuck up and do yer job, asshole!"
You are one twisted, sick SOB!
and I love it!
Tsolo888 <AKA Cpt. Travis Ellis> - Out "Don't be surprised one day if the person you pissed off on the net shows up on your front door step"
Click here to Digg Infected ->Suggestion
I like the way you
I like the way you think... THAT would definitely have been a more "Eek!" moment. I freaked myself out, though, because I wasn't really freaked out much by the way Overlord did the description of Mommy. Although, clenching teeth so hard that the molar breaks in half? Classic!
@zen_jewitch I'd rather you be "assassin for evil pod-authors", waiting for assignments. zen_jewitch is my Twitter handle
(My CAPTCHA words: reflect circus. Disturbing in all the possibilities.)
And that's why I'm a genius;
And that's why I'm a genius; an evil, sadistic, psychoticly twisted genius. And as I reread my own statement from earlier, I pictured the whole angel and devil on his shoulders bit.
Angel: Dear Lord; save this man. She is . . . sooooo big. Lord, you can move mountains. Why can't you move this . . . this abomination?
Devil: Shut up. Can't you see? He's been deprived at home. This is going to be the best climactic event ever; a one in a million money shot.
Angel: But--
Devil: Relax! It is for a good cause. Maybe the next batch she pops out won't be so bad. Maybe they will cook decent food. Maybe we can get sombreros out of this deal. Wouldn't you like one of those hats instead of that halo you are always wearing?
Angel: Well, you've got a--hey; it's an awesome accessory.
Devil: Fuckin' pansy. Now, shut up; it's the good part. Our amigo's gun is locked, cocked, and ready to go. I wish I had a camera for this shit; I'd post it on YouTube or somethin'.
Angel: What? Like you did when that Dawsey fellow cut his family jewels off?
Devil: Precisely. The whole "Save Perry's Balls" ad campaign generated enough funds for me to by that camera. He never saw--shhhhhh; it's coming up. This is almost as exciting as April 1st of last year. Still, I'm glad we have front row seats for this once in a lifetime spectical of testicle prowess.
OMG...
Well ...
I aim to please. Would anyone want to actually hear that bit performed? And trust me, I could have thrown in more porn references if I would have thought about it. Still, "money shot" drives the point across.
I can only imagine how you
I can only imagine how you would produce that little interaction. *I* would listen to it!
@zen_jewitch I'd rather you be "assassin for evil pod-authors", waiting for assignments. zen_jewitch is my Twitter handle
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