Crack Hits
Posted March 13th, 2008 by n8man (KISS)
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Teh FDO has a lot of crackhits!
I am awsome!
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BigJohn: Badass enough to get the drop on Kissyman
+ 5
'cause I need a boost to get through day.
+5 cause I feel "not so good" and I'm going home...
Woke up with a monster headache. went to work anyway. hard to breathe. Broke into a cold sweat that lasted about 3 minutes then was gone. Kind of urpy in the tummy... I'm outta here. Johnny boy, hope you're having fun at home today.... All y'all be good now, ya hear.
hhhmmm... SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #2 or 3 in crack hits (Special? Ain't I just) Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient! Double Dipper and Triple Threat! All-around uberjunkie!
Take care, boss!
Doesn't sound like a good time. Get an early start on the weekend, though.
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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world
Same here
I spent the last two days at home sick. Finally able to drag ass into work today. Shoulda just took today off too but duty calls. (hehe I said dooty).
Hope you are feeling better soon, Jam
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I am Gmork, professional multitasker and smorker
As do I dear lady, as do I.....
Okay... final bits of work done. Flights to MOT scheduled for next week, silly user problem fixed. I am now clear to leave... so leave I shall... gnite.
hhhmmm... SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #2 or 3 in crack hits (Special? Ain't I just) Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient! Double Dipper and Triple Threat! All-around uberjunkie!
Oh, and yeah, +5...
Or is that +10 now... I get so confused...
hhhmmm... SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #2 or 3 in crack hits (Special? Ain't I just) Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient! Double Dipper and Triple Threat! All-around uberjunkie!
Geez, take care of yourself!
You're gonna travel feeling like that? Well get some rest and take care. Have a good relaxing weekend and feel better!
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BigJohn: Badass enough to get the drop on Kissyman
+5
Cuz life happens and I am grateful for my Junkie family.
KISS'd by Sigler. Honored recipient of the 2009 "Iron Man" Award.
Pusher twice over.
We got your back
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BigJohn: Badass enough to get the drop on Kissyman
Whatever you need brother....
+5
hhhmmm... SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #2 or 3 in crack hits (Special? Ain't I just) Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient! Double Dipper and Triple Threat! All-around uberjunkie!
+5
for the 1st thunder & lightning storm of the year!! Well, for me anyway....
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Pusher, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren &
+5
Cause I got my Aunt to download her first Sigler novel!! One convert down....
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Proud member of the Gutter Sistren
Ooooo!
Which one are you starting her off with??????
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Pusher, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren &
Infected
She is very much into psychological trauma - people mutilating people and being messed up (like in the Saw flicks), as opposed to animal horror and gore. She made it through the first episode and has Contagious to follow it up already!
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Proud member of the Gutter Sistren
That first episode hooked me
It was so specific about how the mechanics of it worked, i remember thinking, "Woah. This is not your normal sci-fi." Very well-detailed. A great start to a great story.
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BigJohn: Badass enough to get the drop on Kissyman
Nicely done!!!
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Pusher, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren &
+5 because
it is Thursday. I feel sorry for Thursday. It doesn't get as much love as Friday.
+5
For working from home tomorrow!
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BigJohn: Badass enough to get the drop on Kissyman
Must be nice. We have a program here too...
Not quite sure how I feel about it yet...
hhhmmm... SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #2 or 3 in crack hits (Special? Ain't I just) Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient! Double Dipper and Triple Threat! All-around uberjunkie!
+5
cuz work is keeping me away from the site and my fellow Junkies! All work and no play makes Belladonna a VERY, VERY mad girl!!!
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Pusher, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren &
Hulkette = belladonna
BELLADONNA
BELLADONNA SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!
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Pusher, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren &
Heh,
Sound like me when I don't get my caffeine shot.
+5
Cause I'm going to the Avs game tonight.
Here's hoping they don't piss away another 4-1 lead tonight...
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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world
+5 more
for a 3-0 win. :-D
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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world
Can I have my +5?
Please?
hhhmmm... SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #2 or 3 in crack hits (Special? Ain't I just) Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient! Double Dipper and Triple Threat! All-around uberjunkie!
Well.....
since you said please........
+5 for solid foods!
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BigJohn: Badass enough to get the drop on Kissyman
**cracks bruised knuckles**
let that be a lesson to you, boy-o.
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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world
Congrats
on the healing of your tongue. Wait...aww, never mind. There's just no way to say that without the gutter brethern/sistern having at it!
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I am Gmork, professional multitasker and smorker
He, he, he!
{snickers}
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Pusher, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren &
Damn skippy
He'll be diving in no time!
hhhmmm... SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #2 or 3 in crack hits (Special? Ain't I just) Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient! Double Dipper and Triple Threat! All-around uberjunkie!
+5.....
because I haven't gotten mine today.
Crack hits, crack hits
rolly polly crack hits.
Crack hits, crack hits,
eat them up, yum!
**All this plan is missing is a giant freaking laser in space."**
I love that song! When the days go my my dear!
Let the water hold me down.
hhhmmm... SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #2 or 3 in crack hits (Special? Ain't I just) Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient! Double Dipper and Triple Threat! All-around uberjunkie!
+5, well I just need it.
Festina Lente (Make Haste Slowly)
Jayguana
w00t 500 Crack hits!
+5 awww... now I don't have 500 anymore :-(
+5 just.....
so I can jump ahead of Sadock!
I'll avoid the the off handed gutter comments...
I'll leave those to the rest of you slathering simians...
hhhmmm... SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #2 or 3 in crack hits (Special? Ain't I just) Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient! Double Dipper and Triple Threat! All-around uberjunkie!
Well.......
I tried to be very careful how I said that knowing this crowd. I didn't say anything about being on top of....... ;-)
+5
Cuz I bit my tongue yesterday. And when I bite my tongue, it's usually sigler-esque. I once bit my tongue so hard I pulled pieces of my tongue out of my upper and lower teeth; my mouth bled for something like 6 hours. Yesterday was only a little bite - no blood this time, thank Sigler, but it still hurt like hell and my tongue was all swollen.
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BigJohn: Badass enough to get the drop on Kissyman
What an awesome thread! Thanks for masticating your appendage.
That was fun to read. You all deserver the +5 you got for your contributions. Makes coming into work that much sweeter...
hhhmmm... SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #2 or 3 in crack hits (Special? Ain't I just) Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient! Double Dipper and Triple Threat! All-around uberjunkie!
Speaking of bleeding tounges
about a million years ago I had my tounge pierced. OMFG did that hurt, and my tounge bled for about an hour & was swelled up for two weeks. I was talking like I had a serious speech impediment (which I guess I did) until the swelling went down. I was living with my parents at the time and couldn't believe that they didn't notice. It was almost a month later when my dad noticed the stud and asked "why do you have a (expletive deleted) nail in your tounge?"
I took the damn thing out after the second time I cracked a tooth on it.
**All this plan is missing is a giant freaking laser in space."**
Jeez....
and I thought I was bad. I usually have to use an ice cube to stop the bleeding when I bite my tongue but even without ice, I don't think I would bleed for 6 hours!
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Pusher, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren &
Ow
That sounds like it seriously sucks. I have to ask though - Do I even want to know what you are attempting when this happens?
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Proud member of the Gutter Sistren
I wish it was something less frequent
But unfortunately, it happens when I'm eating or chewing gum. I actually have scars on my tongue and cheeks from the many times over the years when I've gotten out of control.
That 6-hour episode: I was going to a party that night (it happened at work) and I ended up standing outside the house the whole night spitting blood into the flowerbed. It was still bleeding when I fell asleep, and the next morning I had to throw my blood-soaked pillow away. I must have looked pretty fucking gross in the morning.
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BigJohn: Badass enough to get the drop on Kissyman
Good thing you're not an Alien
Alien as in from the Movie Aliens. That would be ultra painful especially with the acidy blood and spit.
So you can't even chew gum & chew gum at the same time?
Dude!
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Boo Boo Kitty SCPU & Co-Founder of Gutter Sistren
Oh
SNAP
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