Crack Hits
Posted March 13th, 2008 by n8man (KISS)
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+5 because
I got my nike sensor today to track my running! Woot!
+5
because I have a cold and need a pick-me-up.
sonofa....
I've been slugging back beer all day and realized I haven't eaten since noon...so I order pizza and get a call shortly afterwards telling me they're out of dough.
God.
Dammit.
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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world
That's BS!
How does a pizza joint run out of dough????
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Pusher, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren &
+5 because
it is Friday AND because of my awesome friends here.
Wahoo!
I'll smoke crack to that! Crack hits all around!
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BigJohn: Badass enough to get the drop on Kissyman
Ahhh... Your so special....
+5 for MuchAdo for being Short Bus Special!
hhhmmm... SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #2 or 3 in crack hits (Special? Ain't I just) Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient! Double Dipper and Triple Threat! All-around uberjunkie!
+5
Cause I'm feeling abusive.
Which reminds me. Happy Friday.....bitches!
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I am Gmork, professional multitasker and smorker
I been drinkin' since 9
And Enter the Dragon's on TV.
today's a GRAND Friday. :-D
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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world
+5
Cuz...I have a bad feeling about today.
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BigJohn: Badass enough to get the drop on Kissyman
Why do you say that?
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Pusher, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren &
For the first time in 14 years
I actually thought I was going to be laid off today. I think they would have told me by now if they were going to, and they have not, so WHEW! But there was some...suspicious activity, specifically regarding me, earlier this week that gave me pause.
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BigJohn: Badass enough to get the drop on Kissyman
Well, I'm glad to hear
that you still have a J.O.B.
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Pusher, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren &
**punches right fist into leff palm**
you sayin' forth with that someone needs fucked up?
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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world
That's the thing
I actually want to be laid off, I just hadn't considered that it would actually happen, until today. Maybe you could persuade 'em Enter-the-Dragon-style for me? That would rock.
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BigJohn: Badass enough to get the drop on Kissyman
Kick to the nuts style?
or fatal double chest stomp?
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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world
Well, there's two guys
Is it too much to ask for both - one for each?
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BigJohn: Badass enough to get the drop on Kissyman
Pongo and I can do this
the normal payment of strippers and beer is required, however.
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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world
Are there monkey strippers?
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Ethereal Undead Brain Zombie, Boo Boo Kitty Geisha & Co-Founder of Gutter Sistren
Well, there was Pony the orangutan
so I reckon somewhere there are monkey strippers
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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world
Yes.
These highly trained professionals will remove all traces of monkeys from your person and surroundings, entirely stripping the area clean of any evidence of them having been there.
5+ and a Good Morning
to you all...
Why yes, apples. How did you know?
Pusher and member of the Gutter Sistren
+5
cause I want to know why the hell I still woke up this early today
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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world
Oh, that sucks!
Well, now you can just start drinking earlier!
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Pusher, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren &
This idea
it does not suck.
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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world
George Carlin's 7 words you can't say on television.
shit
piss
fuck
cunt
cocksucker
motherfucker
tits
I can probably still recite the entire bit from the GC album.
I think BigJohn tweeted about half that list...
... on his first day. I'm sure he'll finish it by Monday.
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Ethereal Undead Brain Zombie, Boo Boo Kitty Geisha & Co-Founder of Gutter Sistren
'Tis a likely list.
I find myself repeating it mentally far more often than others might suspect.
Nine out of the ten voices in my head say "don't shoot."
+5
just because I'm awake.
+5
For getting over a cold and for two new Siglerpedia Articles
BigJohn's first time
At first BigJohn was a little scared, but then I guided his hands and told him what to do with them. He slowly started to get the hang of things. Suddenly, Belladonna and Slackerqueen and Shadygirl and JP joined in and BigJohn became confused. He didn't know who was where. After a couple of minutes, he began to relax and to listen to their suggestions. Soon, Bigjohn was personally responded to all of them, too.
Congratulations, BigJohn, for your first day on Twitter! Now that you're settled in, be prepared for naked girl piling!
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Ethereal Undead Brain Zombie, Boo Boo Kitty Geisha & Co-Founder of Gutter Sistren
Ready and willing
Oh, and able. So, so able.
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BigJohn: Badass enough to get the drop on Kissyman
+5 cause I'm goin' home!~
hhhmmm... SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #2 or 3 in crack hits (Special? Ain't I just) Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient! Double Dipper and Triple Threat! All-around uberjunkie!
+5 cause I thought this movie clip was awesome!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LUfFTvrWB4
hhhmmm... SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #2 or 3 in crack hits (Special? Ain't I just) Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient! Double Dipper and Triple Threat! All-around uberjunkie!
My dad did that with me....
..... but he didn't give me a vest. Hmmmm.....
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Ethereal Undead Brain Zombie, Boo Boo Kitty Geisha & Co-Founder of Gutter Sistren
OH MY GOD!
That is ... disturbing! Amazing! Inspired! Holy crap!
And, oh so wrong on so MANY levels!
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BigJohn: Badass enough to get the drop on Kissyman
The girl rocks.... Check out this trailer...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zLsdBEsr90
and here's the trailer for the movie... Hit-Girl and Big Daddy are just minor characters...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrKHu2UX1vA
hhhmmm... SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #2 or 3 in crack hits (Special? Ain't I just) Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient! Double Dipper and Triple Threat! All-around uberjunkie!
I saw a trailer for this movie
and thought that it was for kid's. DEFINITELY NOT a kid's movie!!!
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Pusher, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren &
What.
the fuck.
Is this?
And why.
Do I have.
An erection?
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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
That was... I mean... Did you see...? What the fuck?!
Good god man! Another pair of underwear ruined. RUINED!
Fuck, I need a smoke.
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BigJohn: Badass enough to get the drop on Kissyman
I wanna be a Superhero!
Can my superhero name be Boo Boo Kitty Fuck?
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Ethereal Undead Brain Zombie, Boo Boo Kitty Geisha & Co-Founder of Gutter Sistren
Hey athanas -
BigJohn doesn't want to buried in naked tweets. How about you? We girls are feeling frisky.
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Ethereal Undead Brain Zombie, Boo Boo Kitty Geisha & Co-Founder of Gutter Sistren
It's my birthday
I should be scoring naked tweets on principal.
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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world
I'll give you a birthday tweet you'll never forget...
Happy birthday!
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Ethereal Undead Brain Zombie, Boo Boo Kitty Geisha & Co-Founder of Gutter Sistren
Promises, promises
Thanks!
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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world
Do you want me to blow out your candle?
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Ethereal Undead Brain Zombie, Boo Boo Kitty Geisha & Co-Founder of Gutter Sistren
sweet christ, woman
these are not the things to be saying to a man who's been drinking who would most likely regret his response when he sobers up. :-p
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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world
BigJohn - Where are you?
At this EXACT moment, Shadygirl and Slackerqueen and I are all naked and waiting to girl pile on you on Twitter. That's what you're missing.
Oh, and +5 for NAKED GIRL PILING!
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Ethereal Undead Brain Zombie, Boo Boo Kitty Geisha & Co-Founder of Gutter Sistren
....
suddenly I'm really, really, REALLY thinking of getting a twitter account.
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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world
I know, it's hard to resist that kind of temptation
Problem is, I have no idea what I'm doing now!
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BigJohn: Badass enough to get the drop on Kissyman
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