Crack Hits

UPDATED:

Teh FDO has a lot of crackhits!

I am awsome!

Mumo is dead.

+5

BigJohn's picture

 

For being upgraded to a MC!

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BigJohn: Badass enough to get the drop on Kissyman


+ 5

jmeiii's picture

'cause I need a boost to get through day.


+5 cause I feel "not so good" and I'm going home...

SynapticJam's picture

Woke up with a monster headache.  went to work anyway.  hard to breathe.  Broke into a cold sweat that lasted about 3 minutes then was gone.  Kind of urpy in the tummy...  I'm outta here.  Johnny boy, hope you're having fun at home today....   All y'all be good now, ya hear. 

hhhmmm...  SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #2 or 3 in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)  Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient!  Double Dipper and Triple Threat!  All-around uberjunkie!


Take care, boss!

athanas's picture

Doesn't sound like a good time.  Get an early start on the weekend, though.

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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world


Same here

Gmork's picture

I spent the last two days at home sick.  Finally able to drag ass into work today. Shoulda just took today off too but duty calls.  (hehe I said dooty).

Hope you are feeling better soon, Jam
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As do I dear lady, as do I.....

SynapticJam's picture

Okay... final bits of work done.  Flights to MOT scheduled for next week, silly user problem fixed.  I am now clear to leave... so leave I shall...   gnite.

hhhmmm...  SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #2 or 3 in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)  Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient!  Double Dipper and Triple Threat!  All-around uberjunkie!


Oh, and yeah, +5...

SynapticJam's picture

Or is that +10 now...  I get so confused...

hhhmmm...  SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #2 or 3 in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)  Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient!  Double Dipper and Triple Threat!  All-around uberjunkie!


Geez, take care of yourself!

BigJohn's picture

 

You're gonna travel feeling like that? Well get some rest and take care. Have a good relaxing weekend and feel better!

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BigJohn: Badass enough to get the drop on Kissyman


+5

Twowire's picture

Cuz life happens and I am grateful for my Junkie family.


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KISS'd by Sigler. Honored recipient of the 2009 "Iron Man" Award.
Pusher twice over.


We got your back

BigJohn's picture

 

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BigJohn: Badass enough to get the drop on Kissyman


Whatever you need brother....

SynapticJam's picture

+5

 

hhhmmm...  SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #2 or 3 in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)  Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient!  Double Dipper and Triple Threat!  All-around uberjunkie!


+5

Belladonna420's picture

for the 1st thunder & lightning storm of the year!!  Well, for me anyway....  Tongue out

 

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+5

phantom_reverie's picture

Cause I got my Aunt to download her first Sigler novel!!  One convert down....

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Ooooo!

Belladonna420's picture

Which one are you starting her off with??????

 

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Infected

phantom_reverie's picture

She is very much into psychological trauma - people mutilating people and being messed up (like in the Saw flicks), as opposed to animal horror and gore.  She made it through the first episode and has Contagious to follow it up already!

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That first episode hooked me

BigJohn's picture

 

It was so specific about how the mechanics of it worked, i remember thinking, "Woah. This is not your normal sci-fi." Very well-detailed. A great start to a great story.

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BigJohn: Badass enough to get the drop on Kissyman


Nicely done!!!

Belladonna420's picture

 

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+5 because

MuchAdo's picture

it is Thursday.  I feel sorry for Thursday.  It doesn't get as much love as Friday.

GirlCo Graffiti and friend of GirlCo's official mascot


+5

BigJohn's picture

For working from home tomorrow!

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BigJohn: Badass enough to get the drop on Kissyman


Must be nice. We have a program here too...

SynapticJam's picture

Not quite sure how I feel about it yet...

hhhmmm...  SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #2 or 3 in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)  Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient!  Double Dipper and Triple Threat!  All-around uberjunkie!


+5

Belladonna420's picture

cuz work is keeping me away from the site and my fellow Junkies!  All work and no play makes Belladonna a VERY, VERY mad girl!!!  Yell

 

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Pusher, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren & GirlCo Graffiti


Hulkette = belladonna

UnknownVariable's picture
And you won't like her when she's angry!

BELLADONNA

Belladonna420's picture

BELLADONNA SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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Heh,

SlackerQueen's picture

Sound like me when I don't get my caffeine shot.

 

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+5

athanas's picture

Cause I'm going to the Avs game tonight.
Here's hoping they don't piss away another 4-1 lead tonight...

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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world


+5 more

athanas's picture

for a 3-0 win. :-D

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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world


Can I have my +5?

SynapticJam's picture

Please?

hhhmmm...  SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #2 or 3 in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)  Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient!  Double Dipper and Triple Threat!  All-around uberjunkie!


Well.....

MuchAdo's picture

since you said please........

GirlCo Graffiti and friend of GirlCo's official mascot


+5 for solid foods!

BigJohn's picture

 

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BigJohn: Badass enough to get the drop on Kissyman


**cracks bruised knuckles**

athanas's picture

let that be a lesson to you, boy-o.

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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world


Congrats

Gmork's picture

on the healing of your tongue.  Wait...aww, never mind. There's just no way to say that without the gutter brethern/sistern having at it!
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He, he, he!

Belladonna420's picture

{snickers}

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Damn skippy

SynapticJam's picture

He'll be diving in no time! 

hhhmmm...  SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #2 or 3 in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)  Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient!  Double Dipper and Triple Threat!  All-around uberjunkie!


+5.....

MuchAdo's picture

because I haven't gotten mine today.

GirlCo Graffiti and friend of GirlCo's official mascot


Crack hits, crack hits

PerfectDayForDying's picture

rolly polly crack hits.

Crack hits, crack hits,

eat them up, yum!

**All this plan is missing is a giant freaking laser in space."**


I love that song! When the days go my my dear!

SynapticJam's picture

Let the water hold me down.

hhhmmm...  SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #2 or 3 in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)  Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient!  Double Dipper and Triple Threat!  All-around uberjunkie!


+5, well I just need it.

Jayguana's picture

Festina Lente (Make Haste Slowly)

Jayguana


w00t 500 Crack hits!

UnknownVariable's picture

+5 awww... now I don't have 500 anymore :-(


+5 just.....

MuchAdo's picture

so I can jump ahead of Sadock!

GirlCo Graffiti and friend of GirlCo's official mascot


I'll avoid the the off handed gutter comments...

SynapticJam's picture

I'll leave those to the rest of you slathering simians...

hhhmmm...  SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #2 or 3 in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)  Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient!  Double Dipper and Triple Threat!  All-around uberjunkie!


Well.......

MuchAdo's picture

I tried to be very careful how I said that knowing this crowd.  I didn't say anything about being on top of....... ;-)

GirlCo Graffiti and friend of GirlCo's official mascot


+5

BigJohn's picture

Cuz I bit my tongue yesterday. And when I bite my tongue, it's usually sigler-esque. I once bit my tongue so hard I pulled pieces of my tongue out of my upper and lower teeth; my mouth bled for something like 6 hours. Yesterday was only a little bite - no blood this time, thank Sigler, but it still hurt like hell and my tongue was all swollen.

 

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BigJohn: Badass enough to get the drop on Kissyman


What an awesome thread! Thanks for masticating your appendage.

SynapticJam's picture

That was fun to read.  You all deserver the +5 you got for your contributions.  Makes coming into work that much sweeter...

hhhmmm...  SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #2 or 3 in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)  Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient!  Double Dipper and Triple Threat!  All-around uberjunkie!


Speaking of bleeding tounges

PerfectDayForDying's picture

about a million years ago I had my tounge pierced. OMFG did that hurt, and my tounge bled for about an hour & was swelled up for two weeks. I was talking like I had a serious speech impediment (which I guess I did) until the swelling went down. I was living with my parents at the time and couldn't believe that they didn't notice. It was almost a month later when my dad noticed the stud and asked "why do you have a (expletive deleted) nail in your tounge?"

I took the damn thing out after the second time I cracked a tooth on it.

**All this plan is missing is a giant freaking laser in space."**


Jeez....

Belladonna420's picture

and I thought I was bad.  I usually have to use an ice cube to stop the bleeding when I bite my tongue but even without ice, I don't think I would bleed for 6 hours!

 

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Ow

phantom_reverie's picture

That sounds like it seriously sucks.  I have to ask though - Do I even want to know what you are attempting when this happens?

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I wish it was something less frequent

BigJohn's picture

 

But unfortunately, it happens when I'm eating or chewing gum. I actually have scars on my tongue and cheeks from the many times over the years when I've gotten out of control.

That 6-hour episode: I was going to a party that night (it happened at work) and I ended up standing outside the house the whole night spitting blood into the flowerbed. It was still bleeding when I fell asleep, and the next morning I had to throw my blood-soaked pillow away. I must have looked pretty fucking gross in the morning.

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BigJohn: Badass enough to get the drop on Kissyman


Good thing you're not an Alien

UnknownVariable's picture

Alien as in from the Movie Aliens.  That would be ultra painful especially with the acidy blood and spit. 


So you can't even chew gum & chew gum at the same time?

exotiKali's picture

Dude!

 

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Oh

possumcowboy's picture

SNAP


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