whats your kryptonite, scott?

what the hell is it, huh? i think i know but just to clarifly is it *message reducted* (wtf).

you mean i cants say *message reducted* wait! *message reducted* that didnt work. ah well... have a guess

p.s. freakazoid i shall catch you up and beat you once more

p.p.s. lovin the OJ 

Chuck Norris probably,

NightHawK's picture
Chuck Norris probably, nobody can overcome that.

He doesn't like "Devil Movies" he admitted to JC....

ogreoregon's picture
Was that just a trick answer? trying to throw the Hutchins off his trail? Do they really creep him out more than Humming birds and the Amish and duct tape?
 I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*

The FDO's kryptonite is buying pants

wallerdad's picture

They have the "Big and Tall" stores but I've never seen a "Little and Short" clothing store

  • These gathering hosts of loyal junkies, under the command of the great SCOTT

there is one called Napoleon's Tailor

ogreoregon's picture
and there was one in the mall I worked in in California....I think it was called For the Fit for men 5'9 and under.
We could start a combination short clothing store and bookstore combo called the Short Story.
*I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*

SOOOOO funny!!!

ogreoregon's picture
You are so funny treed, these were great. I looked up PG's stuff again too. You and PG are awesome.  You did  good *I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*

Not that there's anything wrong with that

wallerdad's picture

 Heck I'm short also, I'm only 5'5"

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shit, gonna make me feel tall

treed's picture

at 5'10' i was the short guy in college (OKOK, only 5'9.5" and losing the .5 to age)-
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My School Must Have Radiation

Insignificant Blood Splatter's picture
Wow. We have like, five tall guys at my school (and no tall girls). And they range from 5'8" to 6'3" or so-ish. My school's very short.

"Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie."


That's why he surrounds himself

SynapticJam's picture

with all of us Junkies...  Protect the Overlord!  Protect the Overlord! 

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)


dope

fluxx's picture

hash brownies they make him vunerable 

" It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird."- anon


I think his kryptonite is ...

SynapticJam's picture

Anything to do with a threat to the cajones.....  His family jewels are his achillies balls.. er I mean heel.... 

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)


Girl Scout Cookies

BarbaraJ's picture
I'm thinking Girl Scout Cookies.
The Future Evil Overlord obviously has a taste for the finer things in life.  I'm thinking that along with taping select outtakes from Sports Center and getting the hot tub ready for the assorted juggalicious groupies who get past the diamond encrusted front door, Jamingus also lays out a platter of Girl Scout Cookies for ScooterSigs.
Tastes Like Chicken

GS Cookies...Mwahahahahahaha!

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Yes! I so totally go with that one. Seeing as I'm a girl scout and could hold the cookies over his head. Yes, yes...it's all starting to come together.

...Or moldy strawberries. Could be those sneaky ********. 

"Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie."


moldy strawberries

treed's picture

-makes me think of pushing daisies ... lol
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Umm...okay. Lol.

Insignificant Blood Splatter's picture

Not sure why that would pop into your mind but okay. 

"Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie."


the tv show

treed's picture

huh?

BarbaraJ's picture
What TV show?  I confuse easily ya know.
Tastes Like Chicken

TV Show is called

wallerdad's picture

 Pushing Daisies

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Pushing Daisies

Wolf's picture

Pushing Daisies what?  and just how does Daisie feel about it? and who is doing the pushing? I want answers!


as in flowers, but...

treed's picture

-the daisies push back
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Totally lost

BarbaraJ's picture
There's a TV show called 'Pushing Daisy's'?  What network? What fracking country?  What the ....?
Tastes Like Chicken

i cna't remember the network

treed's picture

-but it is hysterical
done alomost cat-in-the-hat type action. the main character bakes pies, he can also touch a dead things and bring them back to life and when he toaches them again, they are dead again. and if he does not touch them agan in one minute someone else dies in their place until he touches them again (the other person stays dead, though). confused? it is a funny show, sort of tim burton dark comedy
http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/


I'm Smartical

Insignificant Blood Splatter's picture

...Oh. That would make sense then. 

"Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie."


s o u p b o n e

fluxx's picture
"What do you mean there's nothing i can do, you mean im hooked on Scott Sigler's podcast novels... im... a junkie..."- me

duct tape

treed's picture

doesn't anyone here pay attention??

duct tape is our future dark overlords kryptonite


HTML

BarbaraJ's picture
I'd have thought a total techtard like Scott would cower like a bitty baby at the thought of HTML.  That's right, sucker, you have us type it up 'old school'.
Tastes Like Chicken

yes I remember the duct tape...

ogreoregon's picture
 I also remember a few words about his fear of the Amish?
*I'm Rear Admiral but Sigler's the BOSS*

Do you mean the only ones

zackmann's picture
Do you mean the only ones our future dark overlord is afriad of is McGiver and Red Green?

I'm thinking chicken scissors!

Wolf's picture

That would make me back off real slow and careful like.

 

"Just shut the fuck up and do yer job, asshole!"


MEEE!!

soupbone's picture
 its me, siggies alter ego hell yah from dragon con!!!

Hey... I remember seeing that pink feather boa!!!

ogreoregon's picture

 I am sure there is a good story waiting to be told........

 *I am the Rear Admiral and you must obey*


pink feather boa

wallerdad's picture

 The pink feather boa goes with you pic ogreoregon

 

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  • These gathering hosts of loyal junkies, under the command of the great SCOTT

Yes, I look good in pink feathers.

ogreoregon's picture
also purple and turkey.
*I'm Rear Admiral but Sigler's the Boss*

TURKEY??

treed's picture

-i wouldn't call you a turkey
http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/


she's definately not a turkey

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you treed, on the other hand......

yes, i know

treed's picture

-but modesty forbids me from bragging on how wonderful i am, you on the other hand....were's that 10' pole??
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thats not funny sir, not

mumo00's picture
thats not funny sir, not funny....me thinks you confuse modesty with shame, shame

um, mumo00?

treed's picture

-i don't mean to sound concerned, but where are you? did your chemicals finally over take you? or did the cockroach hit squad find you and now you are in your own personal version of hell?
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