INFECTED Chapters 5-9

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IN THIS EPISODE:
Perry's invaders start to analyze and modify his body, hijacking his normal biological processes to create something new, something evil. Knowing nothing of this internal battle, Perry heads to work where we meet his longtime friend Bill Miller. Dew Phillips deals with the aftermath of the disasterous fight with Martin Brewbaker, a fight where his partner, Malcom Johnson, ended up with a hatchet buried in his belly.

HELP PROMOTE INFECTED:
All you Junkie street teamers out there, go to www.infectednovel.com and click on the Downloads link up top. Then order yourself some postcards and stickers to pass out, download some flyers to print up and decorate your town, and burn some CDs so you can INFECT all your friends with the Word of the Sigler. Come on, their life is boring, you know it, they know it, so spice it up a little with me.

WHAT IS MISSING:
This episode marks the first chunk pf "director's cut" content that was eliminated for the free podcast. It doesn't mean much now, but when the "little girl scene" kicks in, there is some foreshadowing that goes in Chapter 6 of the paid-download version. You aren't missing anything critical to the plot, but it sure is fun.

Wonder why the change?

wallerdad's picture

Bill sang "I've got scabies" instead of "I've got mange babe" to Sonny and Cher's song.

I thought the "I've got mange babe" line was too funny 

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World Wide Post

Ok i'm waiting for them, aslong as the feel they have it in them to post to the UK.

I can but hope, at this point otherwise i will just have to mash someones face into a monitor to look at the Scott Sigler banner up nice an close. 


the banner ads...

The Supreme Narutard's picture

yo Sigler! where's the 'INFECTED' banner ads at? i wanna put one on my site, but i cant find them. 

 

By the way, Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket


I think there are problems with the format of the adds currently

tsolo888's picture

 

They are working on a solution. I'm waiting too, because the last time I smashed someones face into my monitor I had to take a "vacation" and talk to some "nice" people.

 

Tsolo888 <AKA Cpt. Travis Ellis> - Out "Don't be surprised one day if the person you pissed off on the net shows up on your front door step"

Click here to Digg Infected ->

So is this...

DystopianDream's picture
new "infection" virus thingy supposed to be a form of Space Herpes? I mean, come on, there was a lot of talk about ball scratching in this episode.

LMAO

SynapticJam's picture

Space Herpes!  I just saw and bought Ice Pirates for my kids to watch! 

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)


Great Movie

tsolo888's picture

The Karate robot was the best. 

 

Tsolo888 <AKA Cpt. Travis Ellis> - Out, Click here to Digg Infected


Can I ask you a question?

SynapticJam's picture

"Why'd you make him black?" 

"Cause I wanted him to be perfect"  Beuford!  That was his name!

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)


it has sigler's theme of nut disecration

treed's picture

-hysterical movie, got it years ago (VHS)
http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/


Good Catch

SynapticJam's picture

I almost forgot about the stainless steel jaws of castration 

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)


Nightmares

w_nightshade's picture
I first saw this when I was about 10 years old, and had nightmares for a week after that scene. [I think, therefore I'm right. -Hugo Rune]

That and I do belive

tsolo888's picture
that Beuford kicks someone in the nuts Smile

 

Tsolo888 <AKA Cpt. Travis Ellis> - Out, Click here to Digg Infected


LOL, My Favorite Part...

DystopianDream's picture
Ice Pirates is a cult classic as far as I'm concerned, Woot! My favorite part is the time warp battle - where they were growing old at an excelerated pace.

wife and i just aughed all through that scene

treed's picture

-but what was with the donkeys??
http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/


The donkeys came from that one place

SynapticJam's picture

Out in the wilderness, where that one dude got his back broke and died...  You know, the scene with the freaky skull thing with the big wheels... 

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)


I need to rewatch it.

tsolo888's picture
Because I don't rember that at all.

since I just watched it two days ago...

SynapticJam's picture

Allow me to jog your memory...  One pirate knew where her dad was...  That's why she got the hero dude to take her to the Pirates moon, or planet, or whatever...  The Hero did it with the green plant chick to get a ride out into the desert...  Actually I don't think he'd done her yet, but it don't matter cause she dies...  Well, when they get to this settlement out in the middle of nowhere they find the guy, but he's aged and is in a wheelchair (though he can walk) and he's got a slingshot trying to hit the prarie dogs or whatever they were...  Then they were attacked by bounty hunters in this bigwheel with a plastic skull on the front of it, and before the hero kills them all, the dude dies, but not before telling them where to find her dad.  The donkeys were running around the place...  they walked across the desert, donkeys in tow... thought they were for food, but I guess not. 

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)


It's all coming back to me now.

tsolo888's picture
It has probably been 20 years since I have seen it!  Tell me that doesn't make you feel old.

Oh yes....

SynapticJam's picture

But my kids thought it was funny...  so that's something.. Now to go watch Time Bandits - gotta love midgets and dwarves...   

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)


Another great one!

tsolo888's picture
Tsolo888 - Out

oops, i should have not said anything about donkeys

treed's picture

-knowing wallerdad's obcession with farm animals
http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/


Missing info from this episode

arimus25's picture
Will it be included in the book? I assume it will be, but I thought I would ask.

Missing info is only in $$$ audio

scottsigler's picture
The "missing director's cut" content is only in the paid download, or in the CD set. What you're hearing now is the same content that will be in the hardcover. Remember, this is EXTRA content, so you're not missing anything if you choose not to buy it.

Missing somthing....

Booter's picture

Where can I get the paid audio? That missing director's cut for the space "venting" book was great. Where can I get the rest? I don't see it as one of your books so who wrote it?

 

Point me in the direction so I can buy the rest of it.


Sounds like your hearing voices too....

tsolo888's picture

Don't worry they will eventually calm down. 

 

Tsolo888 <AKA Cpt. Travis Ellis> - Out "Don't be surprised one day if the person you pissed off on the net shows up on your front door step"

Click here to Digg Infected ->

Venting?

scottsigler's picture
I don't know what you're talking about ...

There was a file called

Booter's picture
There was a file called ?1puvjk that downloaded to my ipod with the new infected chapter. It was about being in space and two guys were convicted of cowardice and were going to be "Vented" into space. It was only a 7 min long but it was great. I want to find more of it.

I don't know what you're talking about ...

scottsigler's picture
I don't know what you're talking about ...

Here is the page

Booter's picture

http://www.scottsigler.com/node/1094?page=3

 

you pulling my leg or am I just doing a really bad job explaining my self :)


crap...this is the link

Booter's picture

I don't know what you're talking about ...

scottsigler's picture
I don't know what you're talking about ...

LMAO

wallerdad's picture

The Sigler is a funny MO FO

um I don't know what your're talking about... 

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the torture! the bloody

mumo00's picture
the torture! the bloody torture!

I'm guessing he doesn't know what you are talking about.

tsolo888's picture

Tsolo888 <AKA Cpt. Travis Ellis> - Out "Don't be surprised one day if the person you pissed off on the net shows up on your front door step"

Click here to Digg Infected ->

Ok...so I guess I'm missing something

Booter's picture
Is there something I should know about this audio content...is it some secret that the junkies are supposed to figure out? I feel like I came in mid conversation or stepped on my D@#k or something.

Ouch!

tsolo888's picture

and yes? I think it has something to do with Hutchinsssss messing with the site.

Tsolo888 <AKA Cpt. Travis Ellis> - Out "Don't be surprised one day if the person you pissed off on the net shows up on your front door step"

Click here to Digg Infected ->

well scott is the one doing

Booter's picture
well scott is the one doing the reading of the material and there is a blog on this site at http://www.scottsigler.com/node/1094#comment-13501 talking about it. I may be confusing the missing audio refferance on the home page with this file titled ?1puvjk about a space tale on a prison ship. I was just excited to find out more about it....it's not my fault I'm a Junkie!

Don't apologize

tsolo888's picture

for being a Junkie. Smile Be proud.  Read through the PUVJK post and you will get the whole story.  Nudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink.

 

Tsolo888 <AKA Cpt. Travis Ellis> - Out "Don't be surprised one day if the person you pissed off on the net shows up on your front door step"

Click here to Digg Infected ->

Sorry to Hijack

Booter's picture

Sorry to Hijack this post....I have now read enough to have it figured out....the word Tard comes to mind.....Great Teaser! Totally flipped me out thinking there was another book somewhere I was missing out on. The shakes have stopped and the waiting begins for more...... please don't make me wait too longCry


It was all in good fun...

tsolo888's picture

Welcome to our sweet, sweet hell.   Waiting sucks, but it is that much sweeter when you get the payoff. 

 

Tsolo888 <AKA Cpt. Travis Ellis> - Out "Don't be surprised one day if the person you pissed off on the net shows up on your front door step"

Click here to Digg Infected ->

i do not know what you are talking about...

treed's picture

what'u talkin about Willis?

wallerdad's picture

 

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Scott you sick *&^#

JustTerry's picture

You are an evil man! each episode just gets good and BAM i got to wait another week... ARRRRGH!!!! 

-JT-

 


Popes gone wild?

tsolo888's picture

You are the master of banter! I consistently find myself laughing at my desk and people staring at me. If you don't ultimatly get movie deals out of your stories, there is no giant leech like creature sucking up the power from our prayers! ...

Tsolo888 <AKA Cpt. Travis Ellis> - Out

 

Poster is already up in work

flashman's picture

...and drawing comments from co-workers Cool

kill columbo...


Oh, snap!

scottsigler's picture
Flashman, you have the first reported defacing of the workplace with Sigler Stank. Outstanding! You deface in color, or B&W?

Deface...

flashman's picture

I GIMP'd my pic using  Filters | Light and Shadow | Supernova.

It represents the purity of my all seeing third eye Wink

 

kill columbo...


Not quite...

w_nightshade's picture
I think what Scott is asking is whether you put a colour or B&W poster up at work. And now, God help me, I want to know.
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I think, therefore I'm right. -Hugo Rune

Trying to wait for the hardcover...

w_nightshade's picture

I was going to hold off listening to this until I rea dmy copy of the hardcover, but it is sitting there, on my iPod... staring... taunting... 

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I think, therefore I'm right. -Hugo Rune


DON'T LISTEN TO THE VOICES!!

treed's picture

once you do, it is all over............ i know this. i live this

the voices are cackling


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