The Official Laws of the Siglerverse
Posted March 23rd, 2008 by ogreoregon
Here is the place that we can keep track of The Official Laws that the Future Dark Overlord has handed down to us groveling Junkies. We will post them, talk about them and memorize them, and OBEY them!
SIGLER'S FIRST LAW: Any major holiday that falls on a Sunday negates that Sunday's status as a "day," and therefore, the following day shall count for the inunterrupted string of "podcasts in a row."
SIGLER'S FIRST LAW: Any major holiday that falls on a Sunday negates that Sunday's status as a "day," and therefore, the following day shall count for the inunterrupted string of "podcasts in a row."
So then
Super Bowl Sunday is THE holiday
"inunterrupted"........
...there is a special language often used in the Siglerverse...".no bout adoubt it"!
*I'm Rear Admiral but Sigler's the BOSS*
should we start an Official Siglerverse Dictionairy?
we get some great words and images that highlight the obscure and bless them with new
meaning...ala chicken sissors......what does everyone think? (assuming you can still think after becoming a Junkie)
*I'm Rear Admiral but Sigler's the Boss*
I would be willing to contribute...
I've got a few brain cells left and the synapses are firing - sorta...
SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)
I spelled scissors wrong.....
My brain cells are going fast........
*I'm Rear Admiral but Sigler's the BOSS*
I wouldn't worry too much about it...
It seems like half the junkies around here don't know the difference between to and too, or no and know. I'm cool with the acronym thing, np. But for God's sake! Learn to spell and use the language correctly, it makes you sound like a moron! ooops... I suppose this belongs over in the rants forum, but that's currently occupied by rabid politicos.
SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)
Must be catching...
i thought it looked right.
"Just shut the fuck up and do yer job, asshole!"
you could read it, damn i need new glasses
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http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/
Nah... you're just trying to compensate...
You don't wanna admit you're an old guy with bad eyesight, so you over-compensated and set your screen resolution too high. "leeetle itty bitty letters".....
SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)
"(assuming you can still think after becoming a Junkie)"
-oops, nevermind, i said i'd back off of mumo00 for awhile
http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/
I try to think but ..... I get brain cloud
lol
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http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/
Sigler's First Law:
SIGLER'S FIRST LAW: Any major holiday that falls on a Sunday negates that Sunday's status as a "day," and therefore, the following day shall count for the inunterrupted string of "podcasts in a row."
This is the First Law.... there will be more. There are rules for the Siglerverse, Read, memorize, discuss, and Obey.
*I'm Rear Admiral but Siglers the BOSS*
I wonder how this impacts
I wonder how this impacts the infected and crypt's releases?
Nate Dogg... "life is hard. But its one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne
It doesn't.
You must remember that all episodes are released on Sigler-time... Never late. He is always on time and therefore the releases for all siglericious nuggets occurs at precisely the correct time... And yes, Superbowl Sunday "IS" an official holiday...
SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)
I love Sigler Time....
*I'm Rear Admiral but Sigler's the Boss*
So u think we're gonna get 2
So u think we're gonna get 2 episodes in one day? that would be awsome/terible!
Nate Dogg... "life is hard. But its one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne
I said no such thing.
All I said is that when the episodes come, they will not be late. And you must remember that the Crypt is an unknown quantity in the Siglerverse. the great one had officially denied all knowledge of its existence and therefore is not subject to any know Sigler Universal Laws.
SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)
the crypt releases
-since there is no OFFICIAL recognition from sigler (DAMN HIM) as to the existance of the crypt podcast (see another thread for sigler's confusion over our comments concerning this podcast) then this must imply that there is NO schedule release date (day of the week, month, year) for the release of said stories, if in fact they do exist, of course this could be a form of mass hysteria due to dealing with MAJOR withdrawals followed by a semi-regular dose of hits. IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE?? (and if there is, would you really want a damned dirty junkie doctor treating you?? especially with infected coming out?)
http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/
Personally,
I'm almost beginning to wonder if we're all experiencing some sort of mass hallucination... Sort of a shared bad acid trip sort of thing... Are the walls bleeding in your world too?
SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)
Not so much bleeding ...
Tastes Like Chicken
VOICES!!
-most irratating, don't you think? giving all those instructions, disliking ALL those people, and does anyone know where i can pickup an inexpensive chainsaw before April 11?
http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/
Whats on april 11?
Nate Dogg... "life is hard. But its one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne
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