Sigler Junkies Rewrite Julie Andrews
Posted April 8th, 2008 by BarbaraJ
I'm thinking we could write some excellent Siglerific lyrics to Julie Andrews most famous hits. I wrote this in another thread but really want to hear what this group of sick knicker twisters comes up with.
"My Favorite Things" ala Sigler Style
Blood stains and urine and bright red intestines.
Screaming Rocktopi and blood splattered dead ends.
Meat grinding death scenes that smell of your fear.
These make up the best novel this year.
Ancestors attack - Sklorno react - Chicken scissors are the thing.
I simply huddle under my bed and listen at night and think of Poookie Chang!
Another Poppins fave
There's a freakin' triangle in Perry,
Perry Dawsey's days are few.
We all should cringe in fear
When he is near,
He's psychopathic and
His butt's all seared, Oh
There's a freakin' triangle in Perry,
He's gonna get all taken down by Dew!
People who don't need people need people around to prove that they don't need people.
Very nice
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The Tonic Solfa
Doh - the sound little ‘Tard makes
Ray - a laser to the Brain
Me - the one Rocktopi kill
Fa - the distance Ancestors run
So - we all are going to die
La - La La La La La La
Tee - Morris, he says “Listen for Free"
and that brings us back to...
Doh
Tastes Like ChickenToo Funny Barbara
These are very good Barbara, do more please.
Thank you and ...
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I wish I could
I don't have a creative bone in my body.
oooooh please!
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lies, all lies
there are three types of lies
LIES
DAMN LIES and
STATISTICS
http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/
Yeah well
If you knew him you'd know how easy it is to talk shit about him. Don't have to be creative to talk about mumo's stench and un-handsomeness
Dew, an a-gent Strong and Tough,
Perry Dawsey big and mean,
Quentin Barnes, the great QB,
Magnus, dead and turning green,
Kayla is a bitch from hell,
Michael Fayyed's dead, oh well,
Violence that noone can quell,
That will bring us back to Dew, Dew, Dew, Dew...
People who don't need people need people around to prove that they don't need people.
nicely done
You get a gold star.
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Julie Andrews on Broadway
"I could have danced all night' As sung by Firstborn
I could have pee'd all night. I could have pee'd all night and still have killed some more.
I could have shed some blood, ground victims into mud and still have killed some more.
Watched mobsters and my crew a-fighting
Killed hookers and their johns tonight.
And when they looked at me and they began to pee
I turned my head but that's alllll right.
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Mary Poppins style
Just a stab with the scissors makes the triangle go 'oww'
The triangle go 'oowww'. Triangle go 'owwww'.
Just a stab with the scissors makes the triangle go 'owwww'
In the most digusting way.
come on, you know you wanna play
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Another Poppins Favorite
too funny
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http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/
Exactamundo!
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Eidelweiss
Not strictly a Julie Andrews song - but from a Julie Andrews musical.
Rocktopi, Rocktopi, come to the surface to kill me.
Dark is Night, Blade so bright when it cuts and I bleed.
Ohh how the screams resonate through me, resonate forever.
Rocktopi, Rocktopi, make it swift won't you please.
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