Started reading Infected last night and ...

... can't ... stop ... itching myself.

 

I scratched so much in my sleep that I epilated all of my sack hair.  It's like I'm 12 years old down there. 

 

It kinda feels nice actually.

 

 

Itching, I got to quit thinking about Itching! *Scratch Scratch*

amaster's picture

I don't know if I've been itching more, or if I'm just noticing it more, but I seem to be scratching like a dog with fleas.  All because our FDO has been using the language in his book to force us to itch more.  Maybe if I send the extra copy of Infected to my town library, I'll stop itching and the voices will come.

 

Sitting here with my computer hooked directly into a vein in my arm.


Holy crap ext237 TMI!

tsolo888's picture

especially since I'm part of the group, or am I, just kidding, or am I. Wait did I see this on SNL? huh? did you say something? but if we just. you know how people? There was this time.  If only we could put things. umm. Life would be so much easier if we.  Do you see what I'm saying? Seize the moment. What was I saying?

Tsolo888 <AKA Cpt. Travis Ellis> - Out, Click here to Digg Infected


Fetish

BukaHobbit's picture
Cappy, isn't there a fetish site somewhere he can share that?  I don't need to hear about it either...unless 'he' was a hott 'she'.  Then we need to hear every detail about the shaving.

In the age of the internets,

ext237's picture

Information Wants To Be Freetm! In the age of the internets, there's no such thing as TMI!


lol,

ext237's picture
I'm so clever ... I put a trademark on "information wants to be free"  wonder if anyone is going to pick up on the irony.

Demodex folliculorum?

scottsigler's picture
Ahh ... perhaps you have an "infestation" of your own down there. Maybe some demodex got mutated. **cough-cough** CRABS **cough-cough**

Cure for Crabs...mutated or not

BukaHobbit's picture

My daddy once told me that the way to cure crabs was to shave off half your pubic hair, light the other half on fire and then stab the crabs with an icepick when they run into the shaved area to escape the fire.  Yeah...it never sound like a good idea to me either.


Ha! I don't think so Scott

ext237's picture

I'm drug and disease free ...

 

I have to get tested twice a month for an "exclusive" club I'm in.  Lets just say, if
there was an issue, 60 unhappy people would be asking each other some uncomfortable
questions.   LOL, KIDDING, ok maybe not. No I'm kidding, just kidding. 8|

 

 


So is that what Conatgious is about?

n8man's picture

a book about genital crabs.....
Nate Dogg... "life is hard. But its one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne


damn dude

treed's picture

-sounds like a line from a mike bennett intro
(mike bennett for those of who don't know, BUT SHOULD, is the auther of One Among the Sleepless and the Hall of Mirrors, and if you like siglers shit, you will DIE for bennitt's shit, jam and mumo00, as well as others, will testify to this)
http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/


Are you the ONE?

wallerdad's picture

You'd better hope not

  • These gathering hosts of loyal junkies, under the command of the great SCOTT

i do NOT want to be mistaken for the ONE

treed's picture

I don't know...

SynapticJam's picture

As long as you don't slip up, he'd do anything for you... 

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)


until, that, one, misstep

treed's picture

-just hesitate, once, and it is bye bye my friend
http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/


Ever so true

SynapticJam's picture

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)


did you see that bennett has a new story on hall of mirrors?

treed's picture

-almost done with it. TOTALLY WICKED
http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/


strang thing...

SynapticJam's picture

Since Podiobooks showed the "book" as being finished for Hall of Mirrors, it didn't show me the new story.  I went and subscribed off of his main page and it shows up there.  Call it good...  Part 1of3.. excellent..  To hell and back! 

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)


no i did'nt, but thanks for

mumo00's picture
no i did'nt, but thanks for telling, i'm on epi 27 of One Among...

Adam, beware of large homeless men named Adam

treed's picture

ewww...

SynapticJam's picture

Not even Perry went that far with his scratching!

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)


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