Krakens' #1 fan faces travishamockery of justice!
Posted June 8th, 2008 by scottsigler
Junkies! I'm 35,000 words into the Secret Mission of Death (the beloved SMOD™). I still can't talk about details. Dishes are piled high in the sink. Dirty clothes covder the floor, and I can't remember the last time I bathed. This ZZ Top beard is getting long and the Evil Dogs are looking at me like I'm a walking T-bone. But I peeked my head up for one second, and I discovered that Tee Morris has beed robbed.
Tee Morris is an author and a die-hard Krakens fan. He wears his #68 jersey to dozens of scifi conventions, including Balticon -- where a theif stole it! Now this thief is making Morris jump through hoops to get it back. While horribly offensive, it's also pretty funny, because Morris has to perform random and meaningless tasks, document them, and post evidence to the 'net.
The funniest bit is the Krakens' Thief Flickr Page. Fuck Waldo, where's that damn Krakens' Jersey!?!
Although I feel for him...
Tee brought this evil down upon himself... But if it was my jersey, I'd be ripping the world a new one till I got it back...
SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)
i have bitstripped the saga
- http://www.bitstrips.com/read.php?comic_id=58591&feed=s_21723
http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/
Hence forth
The FDO shall be know as Scott Holyfield or PG Sigler, which ever you like.
-grumble under my breath, who's he think he is freaking PG Holyfield, 4 weeks and no new story.
I changed my picture to reference your little joke.
I'll put up a better picture of me when PG I mean scott gives us more nocturnal
the picture:
Nate Dogg (#6 crackhits if mumo doesn't pass me)... "life is hard. But it's one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne
hey Hey HEY
-don't rag on PG...............my job
http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/
Sorry to hear about your skinned knee.
The FDO doesn't reward weak sissy girls who can't hold their tears.
Man-up for once. 3wks? You just got a podcast on the 5th! You get your fix when HE gives it to us.
The junkie army doesn't have time for bootcamp-for-sissy's. Toughen up or Shut-up.
I'll let you get back to your knitting.
-FW
Mechanical Engineer, Poet, Junkie
"God is in the details" - Dyson
Who pulled your chain?
Has anyone ever heard of this ass-wipe before?
Nope.
- Verveces tui similes pro ientaculo mihi appositi sunt. (I have jerks like you for breakfast.)
Leave off the knitters!!!
Did you see "Audition"? We have lots of needles. Sharp ones, pointy ones. We'll poke your eyes out if you don't lay off the knitters!
If you want to pick on someone, how about scrapbookers...oh wait. They have knives and scissors. Okay, how about puff paint t-shirt artists. They seem pretty harmless.
lol/harsh
how gutted/what a bully
im getting the shakes now and starting on the blurry vision - i need nocturnol, plz, just a lil one to keep me going.
what's wrong with a bit of senseless violence?
Maybe we could......
steal something of Sigler's and do the same thing in exchange for nocternal content. Anyone know where the Evil Queen works. Maybe someone could kidnap her!!!!!! We would of course take good care of her Sigler - she would probably even help us out!!!!!!!
"The other teams could make trouble for us if they win" -Yogi Berra
Sends me into a fit of giggles
maybe...
... the FDO™ is the one who ordered to kidnap the jersey as a plan to tak over the world.
They are indeed hilarious.
[1st Dutch junkie] All that matters is getting my fix.
Thanks, FDO, for chiming in...
im not gonna lie
thats prettty freakin funny. poor tee though
Nate Dogg (#6 crackhits if mumo doesn't pass me)... "life is hard. But its one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne
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