I have stories about you from a former life...

Posted June 14th, 2008 by godot10012

Where do you get your ideas?

... at a small publishing technology company in Michigan. Can I use them for financial gain? Or should I start having someone taste my cereal for me in the morning?

-v

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It's too late to taste the cereal ...

On July 4th, 2008 (00:02 GMT) scottsigler says:

I'm afraid you reacted to slowly. That cereal you've been eating ... there's more than hydrogenated vegetable oil in it. It's liberaly seasoned with tiny, self-assembling robot bits. You will read more of this technology in CONTAGIOUS, but suffice to say, your innards have already been taken hostage.

So you want to spread stories of my younger days? That's fine, that's fine, as long as you like having internal fecal material rearranged. Don't it make your blue eyes brown, so to speak.

Ahhh....

On July 6th, 2008 (06:25 GMT) SynapticJam says:

That's the reason for the... uh... change.... Sure does clean you out though!

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #2 in crack hits (ain't I special)

Always two steps ahead of

On July 4th, 2008 (11:49 GMT) SlackerQueen says:

Always two steps ahead of your junkies, right FDO?

http://www.chasingthebard.com/

In other words

On July 4th, 2008 (10:00 GMT) wallerdad says:

You're Fooked

These gathering hosts of loyal junkies, under the command of the great SCOTT

Nothing like taunting

On June 20th, 2008 (05:00 GMT) JP says:

There's nothing like trying to taunt the FDO out of his reclusive hiding place. Who knows, if he comes out and strikes you dead, it'll be a great return to the senseless violence!

- Verveces tui similes pro ientaculo mihi appositi sunt. (I have jerks like you for breakfast.)

Warning, Deflation

On June 20th, 2008 (14:57 GMT) jtswambo says:

Sigz has an ego, we all know it, he knows it, his ego even knows it. only thing is what if we pick at his ego too much then we have the problem of no ego. if sigz has no ego he wont give us our mother fraking, god damned fix. sorry i realy need the new nocturnal. lol.

what's wrong with a bit of senseless violence to a lemming?

they're only going to walk off a cliff.

Yeah, The FDO has an Ego...

On July 3rd, 2008 (13:25 GMT) ogreoregon says:

He keeps it in a cage in an undisclosed location, He gathers His Junkies life blood to
feed this savage and untamed Ego, but the loyal Junkies are more than happy to give
freeely. Once in a great while He lets the Ego out of the cage, but keeps it sedated with unknown herbs and
mysterious liquids.....lest it run amok and disclose Secrets that would kill whoever
heard about them....
Yes, FDO has an Ego and he is protecting us from it as we speak......
*I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*

True, so very true

On July 3rd, 2008 (18:28 GMT) SlackerQueen says:

http://www.chasingthebard.com/

Hmm. Which ones...

On June 19th, 2008 (15:05 GMT) godot10012 says:

There are three which immediately pop into mind: - Scott once got the Marketing Director (who would later become the president of the division) so drunk that he stripped naked and ran around a pool. - There is a desk that still exists in said small publishing company where Scott is rumored to have defiled a support representative. The office belonged to the founder of the company. Said founder was not amused. - At a financial party, disposable cameras were floating around (digital still being too new at the time). Photos were discovered that appeared to have been taken in a bathroom. And had to be promptly burned. Scott had many years experience exposing horror to the masses before his breakthrough in publishing. ;)

Ummmm, isn't that what every one does at work?

On June 20th, 2008 (13:22 GMT) ogreoregon says:

Maybe I am old fashioned, but that sounds like typical behavior, at least for my generation...You youngsters are so conservative. I'd better be careful at my new job.
*I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*

Excellent Smthers.... Excellent...

On June 20th, 2008 (08:54 GMT) SynapticJam says:

The forming of the demented mind of Sigler...

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #2 in crack hits (ain't I special)

i'd say the latter

On June 18th, 2008 (10:28 GMT) Pjotr NL says:

[1st Dutch junkie] All that matters is getting my fix.

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