Yes, I'm a moron...what's the deal with Julie Andrews?

I meant to ask this a hella long time ago but never did.  What is the deal with Scotts beef with Julie Andrews?  It's the one thing he talks about that I just don't understand.

I hear the Andrewsss

JP's picture
killed Mumo! Mumo's like our Kenny. (So sad. May he rest in peace.)

 

 

- "I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka." -Dr. Horrible


Andrewsss Killed Mumo!

Twowire's picture

You Biotch!

["No matter where you go, there you are"] - And Sigler always knows where there is!


Watch out..

Gmork's picture
Name calling will cause Andrewsss to get out the flying monkeys!

Please tell me those aren't the monkeys

JP's picture
that fly out of her ass! I hate those kind of monkeys.

 

- "I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka." -Dr. Horrible


Yes they are

Twowire's picture

You ought to see them when they come home to roost. What a sight!

[brood en brood met brood ertussen] - My Mothers famous answer to whats for dinner!


OK everyone, knock it off!

JP's picture
Julie Andrews is actually Scott Sigler's mother. (He's her love fruit. Leave him alone now.)

 

 

- Verveces tui similes pro ientaculo mihi appositi sunt. (I have jerks like you for breakfast.)


makes some sense

gmanvsfreeman's picture

then who is his dad?

G-Man

Nine million terrorists in the world I gotta kill one with smaller feet than my sister. - John McClane


No one knows for sure.

JP's picture
No one really knows (except for the evil Andrewsss), but I suspect the father may be John Malkovich, James Carville, or Dr. Evil.

 

 

- Verveces tui similes pro ientaculo mihi appositi sunt. (I have jerks like you for breakfast.)


I vote for Malkovich

sadock's picture

I can kind of see a resemblance there....


-- hit Podiobooks.com for undiluted crack by our FDO! --


Nosferatu maybe?

Twowire's picture

I can see some resemblance.

["No matter where you go, there you are"] - And Sigler always knows where there is!


he's even got the same

Twowire's picture

Spider Fingers of Death thing going for him.

[brood en brood met brood tussen] - My Mothers famous answer to whats for dinner!


In mumo's case it would be "hotdog fingers of death"

n8man's picture

Nate Dogg... "life is hard. But it's one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne


it has to be Dr. Evil

Pjotr NL's picture

there is not one man more evil than Dr. Evil...

and only he can bring forth the wonder that is Our Beloved General.

 

All Hail the General... Viva la revoluçion... Wink

[1st Dutch junkie] All that matters is getting my fix.


In the latest episode box Scott

gmanvsfreeman's picture

does look like Seth green just a little. Maybe they are brothers.

G-Man

Nine million terrorists in the world I gotta kill one with smaller feet than my sister. - John McClane


True.

JP's picture
They certainly could be brothers. I hear The Andrewsss gets around. Or used to anyway. Not that there's anything wrong with that... far be it from me to question her conduct. I'm just a humble and lovable shoeshine boy...

 

 

- Verveces tui similes pro ientaculo mihi appositi sunt. (I have jerks like you for breakfast.)


So was Underdog

Twowire's picture

JP are you hinting to us that there maybe more to you than meets the eye?

 

["No matter where you go, there you are"] - And Sigler always knows where there is!


Are you implying that JP is a Transformer?

sadock's picture

If so, would he be an Autobot or a Decepticon? Old School or New School? Which generation?


-- hit Podiobooks.com for undiluted crack by our FDO! --


To quote...

JP's picture
To quote the great philosopher Fletch, "No. Never. Never."

 

 

- Verveces tui similes pro ientaculo mihi appositi sunt. (I have jerks like you for breakfast.)


Ah yess!

Twowire's picture

No, sugar for Mr. Poon!

 

["No matter where you go, there you are"] - And Sigler always knows where there is!


Ahh...

JP's picture
Stanton Boyd: "What kind of name is Poon?" Fletch: "Comanche Indian."

 

 

- Verveces tui similes pro ientaculo mihi appositi sunt. (I have jerks like you for breakfast.)


And

Twowire's picture

Gail Stanwyk: That's a beautiful name. Fletch: Well, it's Scotch/Romanian. Gail Stanwyk: That's an odd combination.
Fletch: Yeah, well, so were my parents.

["No matter where you go, there you are"] - And Sigler always knows where there is!


If only

Shadygirl's picture
If only you knew...

"I'm going to show him what a little girls made of, gunpowder and lead" - Miranda Lambert


lol, of course you are

gmanvsfreeman's picture

G-Man

Nine million terrorists in the world I gotta kill one with smaller feet than my sister. - John McClane


Good Question!

Shadygirl's picture

"I'm going to show him what a little girls made of, gunpowder and lead" - Miranda Lambert


I say

JP's picture
that girls with big hearts are the best girls! Just my opinion though. (g-man, put your fingers in your ears. And your imagination.)

 

 

- Verveces tui similes pro ientaculo mihi appositi sunt. (I have jerks like you for breakfast.)


Preemptive Mommy Bags....

Gmork's picture

I love how the conversation has come full circle...we are back to Mommy bags and I got to sa it....hooray!


How did I miss this?

JP's picture
Hilarious! Preemptive Mommy Bags...

 

 

- "Everything takes longer than it does." -Me


Strategic use of ...

Gmork's picture

Mommy Bags!

There's the Preemptive Mommy Bags followed by the Stealth Mommy Bags...unless of course one must call in the Infiltration Mommy Bags.  Then, if all else fails, the final resort is the Retaliatory Mommy Bags.


Don't forget Inflation Mommy Bags

sadock's picture

safety first, after all!


-- hit Podiobooks.com for undiluted crack by our FDO! --


Wow!

JP's picture
This sounds like very skilled, multi-tasking capable Mommy Bags! Impressive! That's why I like women. They have skills. In fact, I like them so much I married one!

 

 

- "Everything takes longer than it does." -Me


Yes Multi-tasking

Twowire's picture

works well for Mommy Bags! But not so well for some folks. Uhm, G-man whats you take on Multi-tasking? heh, heh, heh (evil adult chuckle)

["No matter where you go, there you are"] - And Sigler always knows where there is!


lol

gmanvsfreeman's picture

G-Man

Nine million terrorists in the world I gotta kill one with smaller feet than my sister. - John McClane


The great one should use Mommy Bags in Nocturnal

SynapticJam's picture

How would you find Mommy's Mommy Bags?  That's the new nocturnal babies favorite game!  Find the Mommy Bags!  Imagine watching the little buggers crawling out one of Mommy's fold, into another one..  First to find the Mommy Bag Wins!!!!

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #2 in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)


Dew we know

Twowire's picture

just how many bags Mommy has?

["No matter where you go, there you are"] - And Sigler always knows where there is!


Star Wars Chick...

Gmork's picture
I'm envisioning that chick in Star Wars that was dancing around in Jabba's lair... the one with three sets of boobies layered on each other...ewww

Oh,

JP's picture
and Jabba (or Pizza, for you Mel Brooks fans...) is actually a foreshadowing of Mommy...

 

 

- "I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka." -Dr. Horrible


Yeah...

JP's picture
If you throw her in the water, you know she'll never float face-down! Not with those life preservers!

 

 

- "I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka." -Dr. Horrible


Another use for the

Twowire's picture

the ever popular Multi-tasking Mommy Bags. The Mommy Bags of a 101 uses!

["No matter where you go, there you are"] - And Sigler always knows where there is!


Sorry

JP's picture
for me somewhat unorthodox vocabulary. That stuff just slips out now and then. I think Gmork has started some sort of list or lexicon...

 

 

- "I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka." -Dr. Horrible


Strange Indeed

Twowire's picture

Momma could be like that, but that many under each fold.

 

["No matter where you go, there you are"] - And Sigler always knows where there is!


Jam!!!

JP's picture
What the... that was low, even for you! Please tell me you also don't refer to your dear, sweet wife (or girlfriend) as your "sleeping bag." Just wrong.

 

 

- "I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka." -Dr. Horrible


No!!!

Gmork's picture

Don't defile our beloved term!

Mommy's mommy bags are blinding me with disgust.  I think I need to puke


Me too!

Shadygirl's picture
There can be no defiling of the mommy bags! That is just wrong on so many levels. I'm not sure I will sleep tonight.

"I'm going to show him what a little girls made of, gunpowder and lead" - Miranda Lambert


Now you know how I feel...

gmanvsfreeman's picture

look farther down in the post.

G-Man

Nine million terrorists in the world I gotta kill one with smaller feet than my sister. - John McClane


Doesn't everything

Shadygirl's picture
Doesn't it seem like everything comes down to mommy bags at some point.

"I'm going to show him what a little girls made of, gunpowder and lead" - Miranda Lambert


they already are

gmanvsfreeman's picture

G-Man

Nine million terrorists in the world I gotta kill one with smaller feet than my sister. - John McClane


She did have a little heart...

myque08's picture
I notice they had no cholesterol. Innocent

Who wants a chick with a little heart?

scottsigler's picture
I ask you. I like big-hearted women myself.

When you say...

JP's picture
Sig, I find the placement of your response interesting. When you say "big-hearted women," are you actually talking about...

 

 

- Verveces tui similes pro ientaculo mihi appositi sunt. (I have jerks like you for breakfast.)


i like big breasted women myself

Pjotr NL's picture

 EmbarassedTongue out

or can't i say that here. with all those adolescent people over here. then again aren't all junkies adolescent

[1st Dutch junkie] All that matters is getting my fix.


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