Pantheon of Siglerism
Posted July 17th, 2008 by scottsigler
Okay Junkies, when I finish CONTAGIOUS I'm going to do something fun -- a Pantheon of Siglerism page. This will contain all the elements of the mythos that is Sigler. I'll list what I have, you guys tell me if I'm missing anything.
- General Siglerisimo
- Pope Siglericus XXX
- Jamingus the Butler
- Julie Andrews, a.k.a. "The White Queen."
- The Evil Queen
- The Evil Heiney™
- Plaid tanks
- City halls replaced by giant buildings that look like Scott's ego-inflated bald head
- The Sigler Ascension
- Masta Pimp Mae: High Priestess of Scheduling (a.k.a. "The Roller Derby Queen" or RDQ)
- Masta Pimp Pulsar: High Priest of Series of Tubes
- Masta Pimp Robbie: Mister I.T. (he pities the fool that don't put a picture in the profile)
- Masta Pimp Capizzi: The Mullah of Design
- The Shiv (my editor)
- Minster of the Holy Collection Plate (my agent)
- Junkies (thanks Scott Breakall for reminding me)
- Pushers
- Masta Pimps (general explanation)
What am I missing?
ranger bob
G-Man
Nine million terrorists in the world I gotta kill one with smaller feet than my sister. - John McClane
Don't forget!
- Verveces tui similes pro ientaculo mihi appositi sunt. (I have jerks like you for breakfast.)
Second Life or the press conferences in second life
G-Man
Nine million terrorists in the world I gotta kill one with smaller feet than my sister. - John McClane
Has no one said this?
chicken scissors
G-Man
Nine million terrorists in the world I gotta kill one with smaller feet than my sister. - John McClane
The deepest fears of FDO
We can't forget the deepest fears that lurk in the mind of FDO and rule his choices...
The Amish
Duct tape
Humming birds
These are the ones I remember, are there other fears mentioned?
*I'm Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*
Dont forget
The Devil and the Mothman!
Hutchinsss
- Verveces tui similes pro ientaculo mihi appositi sunt. (I have jerks like you for breakfast.)
New additions to the Pantheon
I will have to add the Future Evil Girlfriend™, Zadi Diaz of the phenomenal online show EIPC-FU. I also have to add the official Evil Dancing Girl™, Marian from the Rocky Horror Picture Show live cast of Barely Legal. Anyone who was at Baycon 2008 with me will agree this choice shows great wisdom.
smod~?>
what's wrong with a bit of senseless violence to a lemming?
they're only going to walk off a cliff.
With acknowledgements to Ogre
FutureDark Overlords Original Douchebags
FDOODs
Also
Probably the most basic of all:
the CRACK!!!
anyone new coming on board is going to be like "what the fuck is that all about?!?"
but it's the whole reason why all of us junkies became so frakkin' addicted in the first place.
-- hit Podiobooks.com for undiluted crack by our FDO! --
Good point - the crack is where its at
Still more...
Ok, I'm a big fuckin' Silgerverse nerd....and I'm ok with that :D
Here are a few more for the list:
-- Sigler Stank™ Infected Book Tour
Link with the confirmed dates that the Stank occured:
http://www.scottsigler.com/node/946
-- Overlord-ogram
Who knew email was being trumped by Overlod-ograms...wonder of they come in the singing versions XD
Here's the link to when it first appears in FDO nomenclature:
http://www.scottsigler.com/node/933
--Sigler's Laws
I could only find the first law but I swear I remember at least two Laws. Anyway, here is the lone Law I unearthed:
"Any major holiday that falls on a Sunday negates that Sunday's status as a "day," and therefore, the following day shall count for the inunterrupted string of "podcasts in a row."
-- SMOD™
While no longer so secret, it still had us OJ's guessing while it was.
More...
Some of my favs:
-- Soupbone the Wonder Pimp
-- Techtard
Exceptional
Thanks, FDO
Don't forget your special S.H.I.T. Award and Winner....
The Three Amigos of Domination!
O yeah
the infamous SHIT award. Who can forget that. Certainly n8man can't
[1st Dutch junkie] All that matters is getting my fix.
FDO™
You've forgotten the most important one too
FDO™
[1st Dutch junkie] All that matters is getting my fix.
USVOTH™
Ultimate Science Visionary Of The Heavens™
It is in the forums on the first pagw right at the bottom.
[1st Dutch junkie] All that matters is getting my fix.
Ah yes!
Victims?
I suggest you give them a section as well. It's an honor to be killed by you, in whatever incarnation.
Arioch -- Podiobook pusher for the FDO --
JUNKIES!
NOTED
more junkies
what's wrong with a bit of senseless violence to a lemming?
they're only going to walk off a cliff.
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