have you ever thought about......
Posted July 26th, 2008 by redhedtexan
using your wife for the females voices in your pod cast and audiobooks aswell?
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Wait a second!
- "I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka." -Dr. Horrible
Siggie *might* be feeling magnanimous
since his brilliance was finally recongnized. Count yourself fortunate G-man!
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Oh crap! What a bad time for a typo.
*runs away and hides while in the fetal position rocking back and forth*
G-Man
Nine million terrorists in the world I gotta kill one with smaller feet than my sister. - John McClane
A typo?
- "I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka." -Dr. Horrible
Yeah, I think typo loses validity after a few days.
I mean, it's been more than a full month since G-man posted that....
And there's an edit function he could have used anytime if it was *really* a typo.....
He thinks the Evil Queen is fat. Scott's gonna kill his ass.
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Since it is audio
by saying is the fat lady from infection your wife, I am in fact talking about the voice. It it was a movie then I asked if the fat lady from infection was your wife then that assumption can be made. I am not insinuating that the Evil Queen is fat.
G-Man
Nine million terrorists in the world I gotta kill one with smaller feet than my sister. - John McClane
Faugh.
I see what profession your headed for. With semantic skills like that it's either an attorney or a philosopher. So which is more important to you: cash or the ability to live with yourself?
I applaud the effort though. Most worthy!! Kudos.
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Thank you
I thought about that for a while, not sure how to put it.
G-Man
Nine million terrorists in the world I gotta kill one with smaller feet than my sister. - John McClane
They sure learn early
Dont they sadock. 13 and already a word spinner!
[brood en brood met brood ertussen] - My Mothers famous answer to whats for dinner!
Hey, you gotta learn how...
particularly if you're a juvenile delinquent. I learned the art of telling the truth and nothing but the truth (but not necessarily the whole truth) VERY early on.
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I say
- "I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka." -Dr. Horrible
Quibbler, semantic engineer, Cunning linguist..
Whatever. Aren't those all skills an attorney would need? I suppose a porn star could use the last one, but G-man's a bit young for that isn't he? But I hear kids are doing things earlier these days..........
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They sure are!
- "I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka." -Dr. Horrible
or big boned as JP put it
G-Man
Nine million terrorists in the world I gotta kill one with smaller feet than my sister. - John McClane
Yeah.
- "I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka." -Dr. Horrible
Was the fat lady from Infection his wife?
G-Man
Nine million terrorists in the world I gotta kill one with smaller feet than my sister. - John McClane
For the record:
- "I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka." -Dr. Horrible
She was not his wife
No no not Perry's wife Scott's wife
G-Man
Nine million terrorists in the world I gotta kill one with smaller feet than my sister. - John McClane
Sorry!
I hope so
G-Man
Nine million terrorists in the world I gotta kill one with smaller feet than my sister. - John McClane
Who played the secratary
of Triangle fence company? And who played Al Turner in Infection?
G-Man
Nine million terrorists in the world I gotta kill one with smaller feet than my sister. - John McClane
Scott was the voice of the secretary
["No matter where you go, there you are"] - And Sigler always knows exactly where there is!
A Junky contest winner got to record Al's voice
and I don't remember the name of the lucky winner who was "Al".
This was a long time ago, and my photographic memory is out of film.
*I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*
Gee, all these inquires and no one's thought....
to start an ask Scott thread about it?!? Geez. Talk about lazy......
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Hey smart guy...
- "I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka." -Dr. Horrible
YEA
this guy is from england.he's a spy.yea but for which side!!!
Sophistry is easy.....
First the "I may have asked Mae," and now the "Someone may have asked the FDO". The sky might be purple tomorrow, but it's not likely. All I can go on is the information I have. If someone has actual facts they'd like to share, feel free. Otherwise, I'm going to proceed as best I can. I can't paralyze myself with doubt due to what may be true. That's plain asinine. Nothing would ever get done.
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Hey buddy,
- "I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka." -Dr. Horrible
Believe it or not JP,
some of us actually read books and have a decent vocabularly. That's the way I talk if you were to meet me on the street. I don't need to look that shit up. Sorry if you do.
I do understand the people not wanting to share. That makes total sense. No one said they had to. But if that's the case, then they should just stay quiet about, shouldn't they? Doesn't that fall into the having their cake and eating it too category? If they choose to speak up, be clear. There's no reason to introduce ambiguity into a situation arbitrarily, is there?
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Hey, just giving you some crap.
- "I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka." -Dr. Horrible
The scene:
Our little n8 is in the den on his computer. He had been playing with his "friend" Martha, but she got bored and didn't want to play anymore. Little n8 decides that he might as well check in at ScottSigler.com, the only other website he knows about. He comes across a word that is strange to him, a word he has never seen or heard. Confused, he checks the new word with his reference library.
"MOM!!" he shouts, "What does "egregious" mean?"
His mother, in the kitchen making fried bologna sandwiches to pack in her little boys "Dukes Of Hazzard" lunchbox for school tomorrow, yells back, "What do I look like, a reference library? Look it up!"
"Aw, mom"
Just Dew it!
ewwwww bologna
Nate Dogg... The only signature I need is my fist.
How awesome...
n8's disgusted by the bologna reference rather than the suggestion that no one in his household can define "egregious"....awesome!
~~~ mwhuahahahahaha ... so it's, you know, coming along ~~~~~~~
Of course.
N8s priorities are limited.
1)stomach 2)sex (eg Martha)
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Caveat for 2) Only if Martha is not busy with Gerard.
No, the prenup is very clear
When there is high demand, Martha goes to N8, Gerard goes to G-man. The G's stick together. Ewwww. That double entendre was soooo not intentional.
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Says a lot, now don't
Says a lot, now don't it?
Just Dew it!
Yes it does!
- "I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka." -Dr. Horrible
Gotta do pinwheels....
Has anyone had Octo-dogs?
Im bored and its late so bear with me. Take a hotdog and make 4 equal cuts in it length-wise about 2/3 of the length of the hotdog. When you boil them the cut sections curl up and it look like a little red octopus.
["No matter where you go, there you are"] - And Sigler always knows exactly where there is!
That sounds...
...like it would come out looking like roadkill. But as I am midly intrigued, I think I'm gonna have to try this too
----- He's no good to me dead -------
I just have to try that now. good thing its lunchtime!
Nate Dogg... The only signature I need is my fist.
How
can you cook it flat? Mine always"bubbles up" on me. One side gets fried edges while the other gets a cooked center. Ya just gotta go pinwheel on that stuff.
Mustard or mayo? Mustard for me, no cheese.
Just Dew it!
Sadly,
- "I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka." -Dr. Horrible
hee hee...
Sweet! Thanks Gmork!
- "I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka." -Dr. Horrible
Hmmm spatula's
Great for administering the Aunt Jemima treatment!
[brood en brood met brood ertussen] - My Mothers famous answer to whats for dinner!
The Aunt Jemima Treatment...
LOL!
nah, just another good ole movie qoute!
[brood en brood met brood ertussen] - My Mothers famous answer to whats for dinner!
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