iTunes screwed the pooch!

My iTunes won't download new podcasts...  They all say file is corrupted or can't be played by iTunes...  New podcasts don't work either...  Audible says it isn't them and I can't find the answer... anybody else having problems like this?

I am against sex acts on a nonconsenting animal (or person)

n8man's picture

Nate Dogg... "life is hard. But it's one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne


So if it was consentual you would be for it? :p

Twowire's picture
[brood en brood met brood ertussen] - My Mothers famous answer to whats for dinner!

Really???

JP's picture
WARNING: the following comment is rated MA: What does your left hand have to say about that n8man? You sicko!

 

- "I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka." -Dr. Horrible


Are you implying that N8's hand is Infected?

sadock's picture

It must be if it has the ability to consent independently...

Or his Hammer, if you *really* want to go there....

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No, it's just a hand.

JP's picture
A very small one (if you know what I mean). But n8 likes to smear a little lipstick on it and honestly believes "she's" her own person. As for his hammer, I absolutely want going to go there. Especially since he lost it in an accident involving a dough press, six hamsters and Mumo's parakeet. Just not nice to bring up the past like that--old wounds and all. (This is why his growth is stunted.)

 

- "I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka." -Dr. Horrible


You absolutely want going to go there?

Twowire's picture

Waz that?

[brood en brood met brood ertussen] - My Mothers famous answer to whats for dinner!


that's probably deliberate

Pjotr NL's picture

so that n8 would get a chance to complain about bad spelling to JP instead of the other way around

[1st Dutch junkie] All that matters is getting my fix.


My bad.

JP's picture
It wasn't deliberate. I simply committed the old "s apostrophe drop." Thankfully, no one was killed. But thanks for the vote of confidence! I'd like to see how n8 spells while moving his entire household between continents! (For the record, that would be n8 and his tiny hand--named Marsha.)

Hey my Dutch cousin--I'm curious how you pronounce your name. I was thinking it's probably something like Peter. I suspect you're going to tell me it's pronounced "Jeff" or something.

 

- "I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka." -Dr. Horrible


No my name actually is Peter...

Pjotr NL's picture

but Pjotr is the way the Russians say my name. I always thaught it was cool. If you want to know how it is written in russian, it's something like this: πotp.

But I am sometimes called Jeff. But not often. The local bum usually does that. But he calls everyone Jeff. 

[1st Dutch junkie] All that matters is getting my fix.


There's that dreaded pi again!

JP's picture
Hey, wasn't the twisted mentat from Dune running around with the same name??? Hmmmmm? What say you?

 

- "I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka." -Dr. Horrible


Kind of..

sMUTgREMLIN's picture

Piter de Vries was his name I always liked his charecter :)

Assassins do it from behind


Flee the pi

sadock's picture

It will corrupt your brain with its never ending string of numbers.


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I avoid that

JP's picture
by simply rounding up. It seems to work OK. Even treed might recommend it!

 

- "I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka." -Dr. Horrible


I round down

Wolf's picture

to zero. 

 

NO Pi for you!!!


Dude,

JP's picture
You're an f-ing genius (just like Mae). But you're not a regular genius too. (Unlike Mae.) Nonetheless--very respectable! I'm going to round down from this day forward...

 

- "I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka." -Dr. Horrible


many thanks for your accolades

Wolf's picture

I'll start putting that on my resume.


Chuck Norris ...

Gmork's picture

 According to http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ Chuck Norris knows the last digit of Pi.

 Tongue out

~~~ mwhuahahahahaha ... so it's, you know, coming along ~~~~~~~


Yes, and apparently

sadock's picture

he can also divide by zero and never has a remainder whenever he performs division of any kind. The man must be a mathematical prodigy Wink


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He has a one in ten chance of guessing it.

n8man's picture

Nate Dogg... The only signature I need is my fist.


I may be wrong here...

sadock's picture

but I'm fairly certain that there is no last digit to Pi, hence he has NO chance of guessing it due to it's lack of existence....Norris is a tard.

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Infinitely Correct

Gmork's picture

 Yes, Pi is an infinite number that neither ends or repeats.  This site: http://www.joyofpi.com/ is rather fun to peruse for facts about Pi...one university calculated over a trillion digits of pi while another guy took 24 hour to repeat a little over 67, 000 memorized digits of pi.

~~~ mwhuahahahahaha ... so it's, you know, coming along ~~~~~~~


Here's a little fun with Pi

Twowire's picture

This site allows you to search Pi out the 40millionth digit. You can search for numerical sequences i.e. birthdays. I've found quite a few in my searchs.  Take a look and see what you can find....

http://www.angio.net/pi/bigpi.cgi

["No matter where you go, there you are"] - And Sigler always knows exactly where there is!


cool

Pjotr NL's picture

my girlfriend birthday is somewhere near the 66,156,336th digit of pi

[1st Dutch junkie] All that matters is getting my fix.


I'm not sure what all the chatters

Twowire's picture

about? I just divided pi by eight and serve warm! :p

[brood en brood met brood ertussen] - My Mothers famous answer to whats for dinner!


But that means

JP's picture
you have eight (pi)eces of infinite pi. Mmmmmm, I'm gonna eat some infinite pi! I hope it's pecan!

 

- "I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka." -Dr. Horrible


you know

Pjotr NL's picture

I think this is one of your best jokes on this forum (yet). I smile everytime i read it.

[1st Dutch junkie] All that matters is getting my fix.


Thank you!

JP's picture
It always makes me happy when someone tells me I did/said something that makes them happy!

 

- "I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka." -Dr. Horrible


wow

Pjotr NL's picture

I actually needed to read that twice. JP you are getting way to intelligent with your posts. Keep up the good work.

[1st Dutch junkie] All that matters is getting my fix.


ala mode?

Wolf's picture

Just Dew it!


And also ala

Twowire's picture

Bimodal if your into that.

[brood en brood met brood ertussen] - My Mothers famous answer to whats for dinner!


ya'll are just pi-thetic

treed's picture

and bimodal. ok, now lets try some modular arithmetic
7 mod(6) anyone??

http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/


A guess

Twowire's picture
1?

Give that man a cheroot

treed's picture

ok smart guy, how about 18 mod(5) and no cheating (i gave a HUGE hint on the last one)
http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/


Maybe

Twowire's picture
3? Hehee gotta calculator, I'm cheating! Its been so long I dont think I could do much with out one. :) The math would be 18/5 take the decimal remainder and convert to a fraction and take the numerator as the answer. (I think)

remainder arithmetic

treed's picture

18/5 is 3 with a remainder of 3

so, 18 mod(5) is equivilant to 7 mod(4)
we say equivilent not equals, implications are different.

and you got it right....... now go and make people's heads hurt with this new found knowledge .... lol


http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/


Thanks Treed

Twowire's picture
Once my head stops hurting, I will! First I think I go and replace my fuse, it blew also.

(poof)

Wolf's picture

That was my brain blowing a fuse. I'm on a whooole lot of pain meds right now and cam barely member my name. Mr pink & Mr floyd are sounding really good right now 

 

"+5 for me"


lol, i know the sound well

treed's picture

deal with it daily in my classroom
lol
#1
http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/


ala mode upon request

Twowire's picture

Whats your preference Wolf?

[brood en brood met brood ertussen] - My Mothers famous answer to whats for dinner!


Plaid

Wolf's picture

It's my favorite color 

 

Just Dew it!


Yes Mine too, just like my socks and underwear!

Twowire's picture
[brood en brood met brood ertussen] - My Mothers famous answer to whats for dinner!

Chicks dig me...

JP's picture
because I rarely wear underwear. But when I do, it's usually something in a low-rise, mesh bikini...

 

- "I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka." -Dr. Horrible


More "Stripes"

Wolf's picture

one or both of us need to get a life 

 

"+5 for me"


Are you saying.....

sadock's picture

that folks who quote movies incessantly have no life? I resemble that remmark. Utinni!!


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YES!

JP's picture
And yes.

 

- "I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka." -Dr. Horrible


But if we all got a life

Twowire's picture
But if we all got a life, we couldnt sit here and pass these cool movie quotes around like we do. I know if I had a life I'd just sit around and play with my breasts all day!

Funny thing...

Gmork's picture
is I went commando all this week.  I washed laundry but I dodn't want to fold it or rummage through it. So I went witout. It's been very liberating :)

I agree

Twowire's picture
Free ball'n (male terminology), or commando as you put it, can be very liberating!

omfg

Gmork's picture

FREE BALL'N!

I have never heard that term before and I think I love it!!!


You've got to be kidding me....

sadock's picture

That's okay. I just learned the term commando in the past month or two. I'd always known it as free ballin'. To quote Urban Dictionary

3. commando

"Free-balling!! or not wearing undergarments

     

I wonder if commando was invented to cover both sexes? It's quite clear that it is NOT gender specific. I only quoted definition 3 because it mention free balling ;)

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