Pimps & Hoes II: The Wrath of Bone
Posted August 17th, 2008 by scottsigler
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Soupbone is backI have been informed that Dragon*Con in Atlanta will once again be graced by Soupbone the Wonder Pimp (a.k.a. Brahma Bone, a.k.a. Mr. Lovey Bone, a.k.a Phineaus James McBone IV).
The feather-boa-wearing Soupbone rarely makes public appearances, and for some reason thinks that I am his communication outlet to the world. He is throwing a party Friday, August 29 at Dragon*Con in the Hyatt. The room number, he tells me, is not yet known because "the mans" is trying to block his job placement efforts for wayward young ladies.
Last year at Dragon*Con, J.C. Hutchins and I attempted to throw a party, called "Podcast Pimps & Hoes Party." I should have known that would bring trouble, and it did, in the form of my cousin Phineaus from New Orleans. The party degenerated into a debacherous debacle. Bad things happened. Hutch won't discuss it, and he still gets the shakes when he sees a bottle of tequila. I wouldn't know, as I turned in early that evening after I read to the children at the local orphanage.
This year's party is called "Podcast Pimps & Hoes II: The Wrath of Bone" and I have nothing to do with it. Like last year's party, proper pimp, ho, thug, mobster, gangsta, and/or playa attire is strongly encouraged (and yes, there will probably be a pirate DJ again this year). Flash your grille. Hold up that jewell-encrusted chalice. Pop that sequined collar. And if you are one of those home-brew mobsters, prohibition is long dead so bring it on.
Soupbone also wants to let all ladies know that if you are, and I quote, "interested in some sexy career oppahtumities," he will be happy to speak with you about a lucrative contractual arrangement.
I will be at Dragon*Con on Saturday, after Soubone has cleared out of town (or been arrested, or been shot by a jealous husband or rival pimp).
We want Live Pictures!
I'm so sad to miss this party...
...totally bummed about missed out on this party.
I was gonna do a poetry reading, just like in the Wayans Brothers movie "I'm Gonna Get You Sucka". Since I can do it live, I'll have to settle for doing it here. This poem is dedicated to Soupbone:
My bitch better have my money
Through rain, sleet, or snow
My whore better have my money
Not half, not some, but all my cash
'Cause if she don't,
I'm gonna put my foot in her ass.
Donkey ordered
Pimps, hos, peeps,
The Harwood Tall Dr. will be in the house on Friday night. When you see a lanky ass long pimp dressed in all white ride in on a drugged out donkey, you'll know the Palms Father has arrived!
I know a mobster by the name
Sonova!!!
If I hadn't wasted the past year listening to podcasts, I could have been out on the streets turning tricks earning some greenbacks to get my sorry ass to HotLanta for Dragoncon wherein I could partake of the Bone's Ho Party?
Sonova!!! I totally have some screwed up sense of priorities.
Wish I could be there. Please drink something alcholic and do something tasteless in my honor.
Tastes Like Chicken
21+ :-(
What.... nothing for me???? I'm 20.......
The Siglerverse now includes the Eve Universe.
North Carolina is where Sigler belongs....
Let me know if you're going ...
Is that this saturday? The
Is that this saturday?
The Siglerverse now includes the Eve Universe.
North Carolina is where Sigler belongs....
rut roh
Canna wait to see the mayhem.. I almost remember last year..
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Did Soup Bone say Donkey??
Shiiiiiiit. Guess it's time to order the rented donkey and the strippers again. Remember everyone, as Scott Sigler once told me, "It's not a successful Dragon Con party until Soup Bone gets arrested!"
That's how it be.
SH
author of the Jack Palms Crime series find it at sethharwood.com buy Jack Wakes Up on Palms Sunday, March 16, 08 at Amazon.com and help tell big publishing it's time to Shake 'Em Down!!!
OK Seth,
Scott is going to yell at you for having extra empty lines in your post. Since you don't like the idea of Jack looking like Patrick Swayze, how about Sam Elliott??? He's one fine looking man too!!!!!
"Even crazy people sometimes base their fiction on an ounce of truth" -Scott Sigler
Sam Elliott??
I don't know. Sam Elliott looks more like Jack's dad than like Jack. Who ever said anything about white hair on Jack Palms? People have suggested the guy from Prison Break and that seems good to me.
Empty lines? Sorry FDO.
author of the Jack Palms Crime series find it at sethharwood.com buy Jack Wakes Up on Palms Sunday, March 16, 08 at Amazon.com and help tell big publishing it's time to Shake 'Em Down!!!
any junkies in Florida?
this party makes me nervous.
The RDQ and the Hitman Hubby will be in attendance. I'll be assisting Soupbone in running his PAR-TAY but anyone who thinks i am one of his REGULAR style employees is getting a skate to the crotch. i'm jsut sayin.
"Mae's a f***in genius! and a regular Genius too!" ~ Scott Sigler
Dear Monsignor Sigler
Have you checked out the Pride of the Maize and Blue swimmers in China?!? Phelps is on track to break all swimming records....
The Siglerverse now includes the Eve Universe.
Haven't watched Olympics, movies, etc.
Soup Is On In Atlanta
It ain't nothing but a Bone thang ...
Attention all of you Junkies. Your devotion to my cousin is ill-founded, confounded and impounded. Allow Mister Lovey-Bone to set you straight. I will be at this Dragon*Con event, which I like because I met many ladies who were interested in new career oppahtumities. You call it a party, Tha' Bone calls it a recruiting trip. Put on those sexay costumes, ladies, and come to the pah-tay!
(and all you sexy menses is welcome too and all, but don't be cutting in on Brahma Bone's business).
I would like to talk to ladies of all shapes and sizes about sexy carreer oppahtumities
What?
Mind if we dance with your dates?
A classic!
- "I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka." -Dr. Horrible
You know I'm there
Awww yeah ..
That's my kindred pimp!
:I would like to talk to ladies of all shapes and sizes about sexy carreer oppahtumities:
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