Open Letter to Ungrateful Bastards

I am a Lurker,

I'm proud of this.  I know that most people don't want to read my drivel.

However,

I am incensed at the level of callous ingratitude that has been displayed.  You Sir, have made my list.  Insulting a creature such as yourself does no good.  You will neither see the error of your ways nor take the steps necissary to grow to a semblance of manhood. 

It is rare to find people of integrity in this world.  Bards of the middle ages were given food and drink for their tales.  To find a modern story teller who puts out quality content and asks for nothing in return is truley a boon to all of us.  To berrate our Evil Bard for the manner in which he provides our entertainment demonstrates what a truly despicable creature you are.  I have more respect for terrorists than i have for you.  At least they fight for an ideal (misguided as it is).  You whine about your own convenience and can't even make the small sacrifices of pushing a delete key.

I will think of you no more.

Signed,

DTN8OR, Proud Junkie