You are all my prisoners! Greece and Spain fall
Posted September 18th, 2008 by scottsigler
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Greece and Spain, welcome to the pain that is Siglerism! The Shiv over at Crown just informed me that Minotauro in Spain will publish INFECTED for world Spanish rights, as will Platypus Publications in Greece for world Greek rights. I promise to destroy your cultures with the same brutality as all others ... General Siglerisimo believes in cultural equality (I will post the Mexican flag as soon as I properly understand when books will be available in Mexico and Central America).
THE CURRENT LIST OF THE DOOMED:
So there we were...
- "I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka." -Dr. Horrible
Calm yourselves!
- "I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka." -Dr. Horrible
20 lashes....
...scrub the poop deck and then you are forgiven, cabin boy
--- Don't blink. Blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. Whatever you do, don't blink. ---
What!?
- "I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka." -Dr. Horrible
THE Cabin Boy
What if I promise to behave myself?
- "The adverb is not your friend." -Stephen King, "On Writing"
Funny you ask...
Mr Gmork came out to a work dinner with me where I wasd supposed to be entertaining a constiuent from UK. We all went to this really cool restaurant and started with some small talk and within a few minutes Mr. Gmork mentioned he's a real movie fan. As it turned out, so was my constituent from the UK....I could have not even been there afer that. The two of them jsut talked about every movie under the sun.
So the point of the story? If I hired you on as a pool boy, there is a 9.5 chance out of 10 that you would end up on the couch with Mr. Gmork talking movies!
Hey, if that is the case,
"I'm going to show him what a little girls made of, gunpowder and lead" - Miranda Lambert
Wait a second...
- "The adverb is not your friend." -Stephen King, "On Writing"
No living room pool *sigh*
Wouldn't that be awesome, though! Or maybe a living room jacuzzi. I could watch football from the living room jacuzzi!!
I might actually entertain that idea except that my dog is big enough to try to use a jacuzzi as his personal water bowl....bleh.
And Shadygirl, we could totally sit around drinking the beverage of choice while the male creatures commandeer the couch!
It sounds like...
"I'm going to show him what a little girls made of, gunpowder and lead" - Miranda Lambert
But who needs a pool
In their living room when they have an Oasis such as a well stocked bar? :)
“I still can't tell if that's funny or really scary.”
That's right
"I'm going to show him what a little girls made of, gunpowder and lead" - Miranda Lambert
Well that depends.....
If you have a well stocked bar and a pool and partake of the well stocked bar and then try to jump in the pool.....its happened....who moved the damn pool.....
What's a pool?
- "Hey, I'll teach you to laugh at something funny!" -Homer Simpson (Angry and strangling Bart for laughing at him.)
Thats where you can place your bets
On if I hit the water or not.
“I still can't tell if that's funny or really scary.”
Sigler's books in Portugal
France & Portugal are fucking up my RISK strategy
You wanna get to France
you gotta go through Germany.
(again)
"In remission for 32 days. YeeHaw!"
France & Portugal
It's not tipical French behavior. One would expect some resistance after the books are on sale.
As for Portugal, I'm prepared to buy extra books and leave them in the subway, in the train, in coffee shops, so that people can find them and get to know your work.
Slowly attacking the key points I see...
YAY!
I finally have a present for my cousin when we head down to greece. now finally we can breach the language barrier with a great book
GO OSU!
Immmoralized
This momentous event in the advancement of Siglerism has now been archived in the annals of Siglerpedia under the auspicious achievements of General Siglerisimo
--- Don't blink. Blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. Whatever you do, don't blink. ---
Cool shite!
:D
I'm glad The General is pleased.
That entry in the wiki is especially neat because it's a montage of pictures and interactions between the author ( that's you ) and the fans. Shows the depth of commitment to the entertainment factor given to the fans and the response that's given back. Wicked cool stuff.
--- Don't blink. Blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. Whatever you do, don't blink. ---
Ill make sure to pick one up if i go to spain this summer
Nate Dogg... The only signature I need is my fist.
Hey,
I thought you were saving your money to go to a Sigler book signing. Here I was feeling sorry for you, trying to find you a copy of Ancestor and all along you were rich - traveling to Spain. Pleeeeasssse
"Even crazy people sometimes base their fiction on an ounce of truth" -S. Sigler
Hey now! notice the big "IF"?
Thats IF i do well enough in spanish, and IF i find a couple of Gs lying around. Im not rich at all :P
No need to attack me about it. (Though i would still appreciate a copy of Ancestor :) )Nate Dogg... The only signature I need is my fist.
n8man
Not really attacking you. Just kidding with you. And I am looking for a copy of ancestor for you.
"Even crazy people sometimes base their fiction on an ounce of truth" -S. Sigler
Sorry, just thought that was kinda crossing the line :P
Nate Dogg... The only signature I need is my fist.
2008 the year of siglerism
truly the year of siglerism
[1st Dutch junkie] All that matters is getting my fix.
Yes it is!
Its only a matter of time before the rest of the World is groveling before the FDO as he completes his quest for World Domination!
“Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN!”
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