A fix: EUSOCIAL NETWORKING

7th Son ObsidianClick here to download EUSOCIAL NETWORKING

Junkies, I'm still ass-deep in the quagmire of family issues, but fortunately I have a fix for you. This story is called EUSOCIAL NETWORKING, and it comes straight from the feed of J.C. Hutchinssss! Yes, I decided to corrupt his feed with Siglerism goodness (kind of like peeing your name into your neighbor's snowbank).

This MP3 has some jibber-jab from Hutch, then my 50-minute story. Boom. Drop my fluid like a chemist. So listen to his Hutchness do his thing, then jump on my business. If you like the world you hear, do check out the rest of the 7th SON OBSIDIAN stories and the 7th SON trilogy (which, I hate to admit, is pretty fucking good).

I like it

It's a cool story, but it lacks something for sure. However, I really like it. But a trilogy is too much for me :D
I also wtire a little bit on my blog

ONLY YOU!!

davielad's picture

  Only you could fix all the worlds fuel problems in such a freaky scary way then...... SMASH THEM, BEAT THEM and FRANTICLY FUCK THEM ALL UP in such a screwed up MASTERPIECE of horror!

  I freakin love you scott! (not that way) GET YOUR ASS TO THE UK! (or does the fog frighten you? LOL) 

I WANNA UK DATE/LOCATION PUT ON YOUR BOOK TOUR! 

*sorry to hear about your loss. my thoughts are with you!* 


Fog and I are old friends ...

scottsigler's picture
I live in San Francisco. The fog is no stranger. I can't wait to come to the UK, but don't know when that will be. Pester my UK publisher, Hodder & Stoughton, to get me out there for a UK tour!

I shall!!

davielad's picture

I LOVE THIS S**T!! GIVE ME MY FIX! g

Give me their E-mail address and i'm on it! 


all i can say is...

darn's picture

...damn.   

 

___________________ 

No bout a doubt it


Man, you should have said "darn"

Twowire's picture

 :)

“I can't tell if that's funny or really scary.”


Loved this story!

ogreoregon's picture
But now I have an ant phobia, Take care FDO. 
*I'm Rear Admiral but Sigler controls the NEST*

Thank you sir.

Delhome's picture

I hope your family is doing as well as can be expected in this cituation.  On a plus note, I really enjoyed this story, however.... if JC had rambled on much longer.... I think I would have lost my lunch due to the sound of his voice.

"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."

General George S. Patton Jr.


My smooth syllabic skills

My smooth syllabic skills have talked more girls out of their panties than you can possibly imagine.

My condolances to your

rkalajian's picture

My condolances to your family, and also my thanks for giving us this great story to tide us over!

 

Hang in there, and keep on truckin'

 

(love how the word "withdrawal" is in my capthca)


Sitting in Bed Shivering

amaster's picture

With winter coming, all of the bugs will try to come inside to avoid dieing.  As if I didn't already have the itching and the things lurking in the dark to worry about!  Now there are mutant ants!  Great way to close off Obsidian, Scott.  Give our humble thanks to the Evil Queen for letting you record this.

 

Sitting here with my computer hooked directly into a vein in my arm.

See my writing at http://Writing.Com/authors/amaster


Hang in there.

Freonwheels's picture

These times are never "good".  They are what they are and we make it through them.  You are in our hearts and prayers, FDO.

Thanks for taking the time out to feed us.  Seriously, you didn't have to, but you did.  It's a shame I don't live in Ann Arbor anymore or more than a few rounds would have been on me.

BTW, this story is freaking me out more than TZ's "Sand King". 


Condolences to you and your wife

NeutrinoNJ's picture

We'll be here when you're ready to come back... family first.

 

Thanks for everything


Take care

Shadygirl's picture
Thanks for the temporary fix. It will hold off the worst of the shakes for a while. Take care of your family. Give all our best to the evil queen. Take care of business and we will all be waiting here for your return.

"I'm going to show him what a little girls made of, gunpowder and lead" - Miranda Lambert


When you are able.

Hi my  supreme overlord. Sorry to hear about your Dad in law. Regards to the wife..

Hope everything will be fine for you soon.

 

True Junkies understand and will wait for when you are able to generously give us your contribution to what will one day be REQUIRED READING for the proles and unwashed masses who will also be required to pay homage at the many, many Siglerism Temples, Churches and Synagogs.

 

Anyway, here are best wishes from possibly the only Malaysian junkie you have. I have tried to spread the word but, I come off as a misunderstood prophet.... at least for now... for we know greatness cannot and will not be denied..

 

Your willing henchman,

Prabha Krisnan (pronounces Pra-- ba.. both "a's" like in the word page..)

 

 

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...but then again I could be wrong.

Bananas are just wrong..


Hope all is well!

Hey,

Glad to see you haven't dropped off the face of the earth!  Take care of your family and do what you need to, I understand and I'm sure the rest of the junkies do too! I'd bring you a caserole if I lived near by! lol...Hope that wasn't creepy, I meant it in the nicest way!!!!


Good to hear you are around...

Paperhat.Pirate.Pike's picture

But seriously, take care of the family, and don't worry about it. Any true junkie will stay hooked up and promote to the non-junkies in your stead. And if they don't stick around, they shall fear the wrath of the FDO... or seriously miss out on your fantastic pod-drug-cast.

 

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"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.

Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."

Groucho Marx

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Truly sorry

Mc B's picture
Mc B as usual i will champion the family first platform. take care of yourself and family. the fix was like a hot shot to the starving junkie stay strong and know that you and yours are in the thoughts of all your friends. great great story

Something else to be more terrified of!

EnglishNerd's picture

 Ants are already high on the "definitelycreepyenoughtoavoidifatallpossible" list and now you add this! Seriously! What's with you an the collective entities as monsters? (shakes to get the creepy off) I've notice it as a consistent baddie in your stories. I definitely can't look at anything that lives collectively the same, and I give them much more room since I've started following your deliciously disturbing stories.

I'm sorry about your family stuff. I'm with the waiting patiently for your return crowd. We'll see you when you feel it's time to come back around. Thanks for the quick short in the interim!

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we apologize for the inconvenience


Obsidian

Hey i hate to be an ass, and i love 7th son, but obsidian has kinda sucked. Your story kicked ass and so did Mark yoshimoto nemciof, but i thought the others werent to good. The voices in the darkens was kinda dumb too, it was just people crying into the phone saying the same crap. it was like talking to my wife. The first couple of episodes were good too but most sucked, however JC is still a bad ass, but you should really kick him in the nuts

Yep. You're an ass. But

Yep. You're an ass. But you're also a Junkie, so you can't be that bad.

you only have one family

bandit's picture

 Take care of your wife and family, we can wait.  I love your artwork that you call stories, but seriously, they are far more important.  Instead of rushing and not being on top of your game, do what you need to do, us junkies will survive and be waiting with baited breath.

 

Sigler, let me be your body double to protect you when you take over the world.


Sorry to hear about the family issues

gmanvsfreeman's picture

But it is great to hear you again.

G-Man

Rich man gets off work, then buys stereo. Not after f***ing brunch! - Mooj


Thx Scoot

DrCuervo's picture
Gonna check it out, JC rocks. Hope all is well
Best,
DrCuervo
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"Front Towards Enemy.  Do Not Eat."

No, DrCuervo ... you fuckin'

No, DrCuervo ... you fuckin' rock. Thanks for kindness.

I love this story! 4 (spoiler alert) words:

n8man's picture

Killer ants kick ass
Nate Dogg... The only signature I need is my fist.


You said it!

Twowire's picture

 You just dont f**k with Mother Nature!! It will always come back to bite you in the ass, or any other place with in biting range. :)

“I can't tell if that's funny or really scary.”


Finally!!!

Wolf's picture

It's great to have you back! ( or at least, your voice)  You have been greatly missed!

 

..No Bounce..

...No Play...


Brilliant story Scott. Not

Wulfy's picture

Brilliant story Scott.

 

Not a massive fan of the Hutch though.

 

It always strikes me that his voice sounds a lot like that comedian who used to be around called Emo Philips...lmao

 

Sigler ate my degree in Inglich Litritchure


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