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Maiden voyage djynx, subdecadence maps. Acquire, eliminate: deny thy truself.


Phil RossiThis episode was written by Phil Rossi and Scott Sigler. Rossi is a podcast novelist and author of CRESCENT, a scifi/horror tale set in the blackest depths of space.  You can learn more about his punk ass and silky locks at PhilRossi.com.

Commander Sacha reports

zZzacha's picture

The awesomeness is too huge for little me. To hear my own name in this great episode!?!? Me, Commander Sacha, spent a few moments in the wonderful brains of The Phill Rossi and our FDO? That is such a great honour!

I love it, I love both you guys (especially now, you guys know the way to a girl's heart)

By the way, Scott... did you know that 'kerkhof' (as weirdly misspelled in 'Kerckhoffs') is 'graveyard' in Dutch? I hope that doesn't effect the nice Commander in a bad way, being in The Crypt and all..


YES!

Loser_Love's picture
I love Phil Rossi more then life itself!

Whaaa!!!

I will admit*ms* Crescent is a great story. And I will continue to listen and read his work. But buy the name of FDO, I think the creator of Plad* Tanks is better!

The Irishman from Ohio


I think you missed the point :)

tsolo888's picture

Sigler has nothing to do with life its self, he is the embodiement of death its self, so she wasn't dissing sigler...Tsolo888 <AKA Cpt. Travis Ellis> - Out, Click here to Digg Infected


...I missed the point? Naahh. I am just clueless!

The Irishman from Ohio

And avitar-less!

JP's picture
Wazzup with that?

 

- "Hey, I'll teach you to laugh at something funny!" -Homer Simpson (Angry and strangling Bart for laughing at him.)


auuhh...

 a avitar is a hat/helmet company right?

The Irishman from Ohio


F?#%in AWESOME!!!!

sem1968's picture

WOW! I am a PUV(not sure what that is)with a piss drinkin, skinny ankled, dead captain. How much is this one gonna cost me FDO? I'm gonna be t-boned by the Keeling aren't I? Can't wait to see. Thanks for the mere mention in the Universe Siglerisimo. Payment in the form of beer seems appropriate. Just make your way to Grand Rapids(or close to) some day

Indubitably!


It will come into play ...

scottsigler's picture
Your ship will be a factor in the story, which is schedule to run for three "Seasons" of 22 episodes each. Oh, is your hull plating insurance paid up? I hope so.

Just use Scalar tech based weapons...

it will pass throught anything. It will automaticly detonate any decaying fusion/fission like material. IT MAKE BIG BOOM! Plus Gieko and The General has fine print stating,"Not Insurable when Nuclear/Scalar beam weapons are involved." Look it up. Its there!

The Irishman from Ohio


Referrals?

sem1968's picture

Perchance could anyone get me the number of an insurance company that covers hull plating in the "Rookie" universe? 

Indubitably!


(Quickly please)

sem1968's picture
Indubitably!

Oh sh**...

JP's picture
sem1968, if Sig is asking about your hull plating insurance, you're f'd. Three seasons of sorrow and misery may be in store for you. Don't worry though. It'll be OK, I'm sure.

 

- "Hey, I'll teach you to laugh at something funny!" -Homer Simpson (Angry and strangling Bart for laughing at him.)


More Rossi in Siglerverse? What do you say?

scottsigler's picture
Once THE CRYPT miniseries is out and everyone understands the universe and undertones a little better, I'd be willing to give a ship to Sir Rossi and see what he does with it. I mean, besides the knitting circles going on in the tactical room ...

You mean like...

Wolf's picture

target practice for the Keeling? 

 

..No Bounce..

...No Play...


Knitting circle?

Twowire's picture

I'd been hearing about another kinda circle........

“I still can't tell if that's funny or really scary.”


I hear...

Wolf's picture

Rossi is a jerk 

 

..No Bounce..

...No Play...


I can't believe Rossi is a jerk.

JP's picture
But I have heard that jerks like to knit, usually in the company of fellow jerks.

 

- "Hey, I'll teach you to laugh at something funny!" -Homer Simpson (Angry and strangling Bart for laughing at him.)


The ladies love a man who can knit!

SlackerQueen's picture
even if he is a jerk.


Warm in the winter

PhilRossi's picture

Seriously--how could a little added warmth when the mercury drops be a bad thing? 

 

Crescent: www.crescentstation.net


I heard Rossi

Twowire's picture

has a pivotal role in within the circle.

“I still can't tell if that's funny or really scary.”


The hub

JP's picture
so to speak...

 

- "Hey, I'll teach you to laugh at something funny!" -Homer Simpson (Angry and strangling Bart for laughing at him.)


Knitting circles

PhilRossi's picture

I'm sure I could whip up a deep space posse that'll be happy to knit sweaters from Sigler's tendons and ligments.

 

Crescent: www.crescentstation.net


Description

amaster's picture

"Maiden voyage djynx, subdecadence maps. Acquire, eliminate: deny thy truself."

I just realized that the seemingly random words in the description of the Crpyt are quite relevant to the story.  I must research the rest of the Crypt for the same correlation.

 

Sitting here with my computer hooked directly into a vein in my arm.

See my writing at http://Writing.Com/authors/amaster


Cool!

JP's picture
Have you seen the movie eXistenZ? Check it out! (You'll appreciate the whole "computer hooked directly..." thing even more.)

 

- "Hey, I'll teach you to laugh at something funny!" -Homer Simpson (Angry and strangling Bart for laughing at him.)


Yes! eXistenZ

Twowire's picture

I would like to have a bio-organic/electronic video game console that jacked directly into you! I looked like they are massaging a couple of.......(you know whats) when they use the console. The whole wetting the jack and inserting the plug had would you say, sexual overtones to it

“I still can't tell if that's funny or really scary.”


Massaging a couple of...wait for it...

JP's picture
MOMMY BAGS!

 

- "Hey, I'll teach you to laugh at something funny!" -Homer Simpson (Angry and strangling Bart for laughing at him.)


My demise

Thanks for using me Phil and Signet, When I signed up to be offed in the Sigler universe, I didn't know I'd die the least redeeming character in Sigler history! Cons: Bad breath disorganised violent incredibly stupid lustful rap!st disrespectful to his staff dirty Ignores religious freedoms Positives: His sister died horribly... ??? Hopefully in the future, getting screwed over by Sigler will be named after me, ie "You hear about Joe? Yeah, Sigler did a Bratchford on him!" P.S. Keep up the good work. I was hoping to be the star of a rival team in 'The Rookie 2' though! P.S.S. Sigler you pronounced my name a few different ways during that ep - you had it right to begin with - Bratch as in thatch, not Bradford! P.S.S.S. I started listening, thinking to myself "Wow - they used my name, I gotta tell the wife!" Then as the ep continued I thought: "Nooooo perhaps I won't be sharing this one with my friends and relis." I'm chuckling now just thinking about it!

Sigh ...

scottsigler's picture
Everybody wants to be killed by the FDO™, but no one wants to be the unwashed piss drinker? Ugh. Fenrat, sorry your demise (and character) was so rough. All I can say in consolation is that there are still 4,250 Junkies who have not seen their name in the glorious Book of Siglerism. As soon as we cycle through them, I'll try to find a nice slot for you on a warship somewhere.

Now Scott...

JP's picture
you know the old adage: "you can paint a thousand fences and no one will ever refer to you as a fence painter. But suck one dick..." or in this case, drink one bit of unwashed piss, and you're labeled for life. Or more accurately, type-cast. (So it goes. I suppose it's a legitimate concern for piss boy.)

 

- "Hey, I'll teach you to laugh at something funny!" -Homer Simpson (Angry and strangling Bart for laughing at him.)


Just sounds like

Twowire's picture

Just sounds like more pissing and drinking, OH sorry, pissing and moaning to me. :)

“I still can't tell if that's funny or really scary.”


Hmm, 4,250, with the current rate of deaths

tsolo888's picture

That means you should be able to square him away in about two books :)...Tsolo888 <AKA Cpt. Travis Ellis> - Out


Not complaining

CapnRedChops's picture

Ahhh I remembered my proper login. Now, I'm not complaining, I knew what this gig was when I signed on: die horribly as an unwashed p!ss drinker (with bad teeth). If I am typecast, let it be as this, someone has to drink thier own urine, and besides, it's healthy... just ask Capt Tom Bratchford! Besides, I knew you wouldn't be able to resist using the best name EVER. For those that haven't had the experience, I hope you're sitting down when he finally gets to you, cos it's one helluva shock!!!


punctuation

Didn't take, eh? Further cons: p!ss drinker; sadistic, leg that tastes bad, probably doesn't shower. Wow, you packed a whole lotta bad into my character.

My two favorite podcasters, its almost too much to take

tsolo888's picture

...Tsolo888 <AKA Cpt. Travis Ellis> - Out, Click here to Digg Infected


Rossi Likes the FDO Universe

amaster's picture

The Crypt is a good place for Rossi to write for. 

 

Sitting here with my computer hooked directly into a vein in my arm.

See my writing at http://Writing.Com/authors/amaster


Solid

PhilRossi's picture

 It was fun playing in Sigler's hood.  I just hope I didn't catch anything unsavory from the FDO.  Junkies, you rock!

 

Crescent: www.crescentstation.net


ECXELENT!!!

The Supreme Narutard's picture

 got some nice Crescent style killing and inner creature madness going on there. I can't wait til we see the jesus freak again!

 

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It's a pleasure to have you over here!

JP's picture
Crescent rocks! It doesn't get any better than this--to have you and Sig working together! Any chance for more?

 

- "Hey, I'll teach you to laugh at something funny!" -Homer Simpson (Angry and strangling Bart for laughing at him.)


Ditto Phil!

Twowire's picture

On the rocking part!


Heeeeheeheheheheheheeeeee...

JP's picture
Do you like how I placed my comment to make it look like you don't agree that it's good to have Phil around. You only agree about the "rocking part." (I'm an evil genius. In my own mind.)

 

- "Hey, I'll teach you to laugh at something funny!" -Homer Simpson (Angry and strangling Bart for laughing at him.)


Tricky Bastard!

Twowire's picture

The Foamy speaks!  :)

“I still can't tell if that's funny or really scary.”


That Phill Rossi Bloke!

RandyNose's picture

Phil is such a Talented man! I might have a man crush on him. He's a Great Cook, Musician, Writer, and that chilli he cooked up for the Griffin /Hale fundraiser was just spetacular. Said he got it from a midget or a dwarf that used to live in the Chicago area.  - There's no finer a day then to have some of Phil's Chilli, AND to listen to one of his stories. 

It's almost heaven... 

R __ Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so. - Ford Prefect


Phil Rossi's Midget Chili™

scottsigler's picture
That sounds like a horror story unto itself ...

oh noes

The Supreme Narutard's picture

 the real horror story is what we did to Phil's blog...

 

By the way, Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket


Dang

Wolf's picture

Now I'm really hungry. 

 

..No Bounce..

...No Play...


Human Rights Human Wrongs

PhilRossi's picture
You toss'm, I cook'm?

*Clicks*

Jumper's picture

*listens*

*weeps semen from eyes*

 

Pain is the teacher and fear is the key.


How dare you weep my semen???

CapnRedChops's picture
I reserve my right to change my current opinion based on better or more information than is currently available to me.

Uh oh.

JP's picture
What?! Are you saying what I think you're saying?

 

- "Hey, I'll teach you to laugh at something funny!" -Homer Simpson (Angry and strangling Bart for laughing at him.)


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