From Wolf

As most of you know, I'm dealing with a serious health issue right now. Since our beloved FDO can't quite cure cancer yet, I'm gonna be gone for a while to see some people who just may be able to. I'm either going to get a whole lot better or a whole lot worse. Either way, I just wanted to thank you all for your support and to let you guys ( and gals, especially you gals Wink) know how much you have helped me over these last few months. I hope I'll be back up and running by New Years Day with a fat new copy of Contagious in my paws, talking trash with you guys and flirting with you fine ladies. Your prayers will help.

If I don't see you in the New Year, I'll see you on the other side.

 

Woof, woof

Got my hands on a *real* picture of Wolf...

Gmork's picture

Marshmellow

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Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! ~ Hoban "Wash" Washbourne - Firefly


Very minimalist.

JP's picture
Very nice. Wolf is so soft and puffy. I think that whole wolf thing is just a gimmick... He's really a big stay puffed.

 

- "I just did something involuntary. And messy." - Sid


LOL! More importantly, I am glad you are doing better Wolf.

The Irishman from Ohio

Ah Gmork!

Shadygirl's picture
That is fantastic. I'm sure that Wolf loves this picture.

"I'm going to show him what a little girls made of, gunpowder and lead" - Miranda Lambert


Truly...

BarbaraJ's picture

Wolf: Good luck and stay strong big fella.  I'll be thinking good thoughts for you and hope to see you come back and give GMork the business.  Or the Biznass.

GMork, you crack me up.


Secretary General, Evil League of Evil


OMG! To Funny!

Twowire's picture

That Is perfect Gmork!    Smile

“[No matter where you go, there you are] - And Sigler knows exactly where there is! ”


Looks just like him!!! This

NurseKayla's picture

Looks just like him!!!

 

This won't hurt a bit.


LOL

SlackerQueen's picture
Now that is one handsome marshmallow! Laughing


Does it make me look

Wolf's picture

Does it make me look fat?

 

..No Bounce..

...No Play...


Robust...

Gmork's picture

I'm not a fan of the word "fat"... I would say it's a "robust" marshmellowLaughing

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Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! ~ Hoban "Wash" Washbourne - Firefly


"Curvy"

JP's picture
But your ass sure makes your pants look fat...

 

- "I just did something involuntary. And messy." - Sid


Only thing missing is the cathe... uh, I mean stick....

SynapticJam's picture

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #3 in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)


Wolf lost his uhm...bag

NurseKayla's picture

Wolf lost his uhm...bag yesterday. I didn't get to remove it. Damn!

This won't hurt a bit.


Tell me about it!

Wolf's picture

The nurse who did reminded me of the blonde guy from "Queer Eye". Shudder 

 

WOOF, WOOF


Pucker Factor +110

Gmork's picture

As Twowire has recently brought the term 'Pucker Factor' into my lexicon, I would have to say that the removal of 'the bag' has caused a pucker factor in my ass cheeks of about 110... on a scale of 1-100!!!

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Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! ~ Hoban "Wash" Washbourne - Firefly


Ow!

SynapticJam's picture

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #3 in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)


Ow!

SynapticJam's picture

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #3 in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)


Excellent Gmork!

Twowire's picture

I dont know if I cant rate my Pucker Factor for the incident earlier this week. But I can say I'm still picking pieces of seat cushion out my ass every now and then!  :)

“[No matter where you go, there you are] - And Sigler knows exactly where there is! ”


Must have been awkward

SlackerQueen's picture
-so did he re-model your room and metrosexualize your clothes?


and

Wolf's picture

He redid the room in the most fabulicious shade of turquoise.

WOOF, WOOF


Uh fabulouuuuus!

SlackerQueen's picture

hahahaha...ouch...hahahaha

treed's picture

LOL

MuchAdo's picture

Gmork you are one of a kind!!!!

"Well. I'll tell you what. You gonna kick it with me. Or I'm gonna kick you out. What you think of that?" Sister Mary Clarence 


Update

Wolf's picture

OK, here it is as it was laid down to me. Wolf is not a marshmallow. The Doc says that the extensive "super chemo" worked well enough to allow surgury on my pancreas. Wolf is not a marshmallow. He was able to remove about 90-95% of the cancerous tumor and still leave me with a working pancreas, which was critical because I kinda need that thing. I'm not cured. I still have cancer. However, with continued radiation and some medications and probably another round of surgery (or two), within the next year at most, I WILL BE CANCER FREE!!!!!  Wolf is not a marshmallow. I went from almost 300 lbs down to 220 and will probably keep losing a little bit more each week for a while. I haven't been below 200 since my Navy days! I still have all my hair up top. TMI alert!!! Chemo tube went in through my uhm.... groinal region. I'm bald below the waist. hehehe Wolf is not a marshmallow. I have to schedule some dental appointments to get my gums worked on cause the radiation really loosen my teeth up. Wolf is not a marshmallow. I'm kinda weak right now but I feel fantastic. I'll be off of the morphine by tomorrow night. And now for the good news. I'll be home for Christmas!! And I am not, nor have I ever been, a marshmallow, cream-puff, sweet s'more or any other kind of whipped sugary sweet confection! I'm not. really.

 

 


pssst, wolfie

treed's picture

i heard a rumor that you were a marshmallow, i didn't believe it. and taking a catheter up the ol' drain hole, ain't for the weak....
get better, and quit pinching them nurses, they carry sharp things ....
#2
http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/


Awesome!

Roadkill's picture
That is great to hear Wolf! Marshmallow? I dont think so. Anyone with the courage and strength to go through what you are is no marshmallow!

Glad to hear the good news!!

wallerdad's picture

 Being a marshmellow aint that bad, just ask Mumo and Jam

  • These gathering hosts of loyal junkies, under the command of the great SCOTT

I said Sweetie,Not Marshmallow

momma dee's picture
So happy to hear the GREAT NEWS!!!!!!!  Don't Start Nothin' Won't Be Nothin'

Wolf!

Shadygirl's picture
That is awesome! I am so happy to hear that things are going well and that you will even be home for Christmas. I knew that you would kick that cancer in the ass! You may be marshmallow, but you can be a tough one when you need to be. Have the best Christmas ever!

"I'm going to show him what a little girls made of, gunpowder and lead" - Miranda Lambert


This made my day. Its good to see you posting again!

n8man's picture

Nate Dogg... The only signature I need is my fist.


oooohhh boy

BarbaraJ's picture

Bald below the waist eh?  You know that Ron Jeremy has made a second career out of that.  He's an ugly bastard and you... well ... you're a Navy man... you should be sending your audition tapes to all and sundry.
Secretary General, Evil League of Evil


Great news...Good for you Wolf

ogreoregon's picture
Give that cancer hell, and let all the good things happen for you....and I like marshmallows, but of course you are not a marshmallow. even if Gmorks picture of you looks like one, but I like you anyway.
*I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*

Congrats!!! WooHoo!

gmanvsfreeman's picture

G-Man

Are that you singing???


((((((Hugs)))))))

Gmork's picture

What great news, Wolf!  I'm so happy to hear you are in good condition after the surgery.

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Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! ~ Hoban "Wash" Washbourne - Firefly


That's awesome news Wolf!

SlackerQueen's picture

I'm glad much of it could be removed. And to be cancer free within the next year? That's even better! Get plenty of rest and keep up your strength, we're gonna bombard you with more Junkie love :D

 

And of course you're not really a marshmallow, marshmallows can't talk...except in my head.


My Wolfie is not a marshmallow -

MuchAdo's picture

or is he?????  I would say that anyone who has gone through what you've gone through is tough as nails but still a marshmallow inside.  Wolfie that's great news and the best Christmas present I've ever gotten - sorry FDO!!!!

"Well. I'll tell you what. You gonna kick it with me. Or I'm gonna kick you out. What you think of that?" Sister Mary Clarence 


Dude! This is GREAT News!

JP's picture
I'll stand with you that this will all work and you'll be cancer free. Out-freakin-standing. (BTW, you will be the first marshmallow that's been cured of the dreaded Andrews. I mean cancer.) Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet! I'm proud to know you! (Did you get that kiss from sweet Nurse Kayla, you cream puff?) PS: if you radiate a marshmallow, does it become a tasty toasty marshmallow? Dude, you ROCK!)

 

- "I just did something involuntary. And messy." - Sid


That's incredible news!

SynapticJam's picture

Rest up and regain your strength!  You're gonna need it!   Let it be known that I never actually called you a marshmallow... though it may have been implied multiple times...

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #3 in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)


Simply AMAZING news Wolf!

Twowire's picture

 So glad to hear everything went so well. I a very glad to hear that you will be home for Christmas! Take it easy and rest up!

“[No matter where you go, there you are] - And Sigler knows exactly where there is! ”


Marshmallow is in surgery today

NurseKayla's picture

He should be up and posting tomorrow evening.

 

PS; He doesn't know about the "marshmallow" tag yet

 

This won't hurt a bit.


My dear Kayla....

Wolf's picture

you will pay for this!! Remember, I can get to you!

 

..No Bounce..

...No Play...


Not in the condition

NurseKayla's picture

you're in right now! he he

This won't hurt a bit.


Wow...

JP's picture
big talk from a guy who's strapped to a gurney and at the mercy of "The Nurse." Give in, brother. You ARE the Marshmallow. Be the Marshmallow.

 

- "I just did something involuntary. And messy." - Sid


Thank you NurseKayla

SlackerQueen's picture

It's good be updated about him :)

 

Hope all is going well! I can't wait to hear his response to the whole 'Marshmallow' thing!


Thanks for the update

Shadygirl's picture
I would love to be there and see his response to the marshmallow thing. Take good care of him.

"I'm going to show him what a little girls made of, gunpowder and lead" - Miranda Lambert


Thanks NurseKayla...

Gmork's picture

 Please let Wolf know we are thinking about him :)

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Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! ~ Hoban "Wash" Washbourne - Firefly


LOL..he's gonna get you for that...

ogreoregon's picture
But in a nice way, I'm sure.Innocent
Get back here soon Wolf.
*I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*

Thanks NurseKayla!

MuchAdo's picture

We appreciate you keeping us informed and if there is anything we can do - let us know. 

"Well. I'll tell you what. You gonna kick it with me. Or I'm gonna kick you out. What you think of that?" Sister Mary Clarence 


Thanks for keeping us in the Loop NurseKayla

Twowire's picture

 We will be praying for Wolfs surgury to go well.

“[No matter where you go, there you are] - And Sigler knows exactly where there is! ”


don't worry, we'll be gentle with him...

SynapticJam's picture

My dad passed last thanksgiving from prostate cancer, my prayers are with him...

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #3 in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)


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