Mystery Case: From Julie Andrews?
Posted November 29th, 2008 by scottsigler
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What the hell? I got a DVD in the mail telling me to shake my ass down to a warehouse in San Francisco and pick up a "mystery case." Now this is not to be confused with the "mystery meat" that was served to me back in the school lunch days, nor the "mystery date" I went on a few weeks back (more on that later -- much later, as in, after the statute of limitations has run out).
I am concerned. On April 1, 2008, the day INFECTED came out, I spent the entire day vomiting the stomach lining out of my body with such force that it broke a window and cripled a small dog three stories below. I'm talking "someone, please, get a gun and shoot me" sick, caused by some tainted almond rocha candies delivered by one Julie Andrews. Andrews, the proponent of all things good in the world, wanted to stop me, the Icon of Evil™, from having a successful book launch.
So, now there is this case ... and the CONTAGIOUS launch is but four weeks away ... I wonder ...
If you'll notice, my first hardcover copy of CONTAGIOUS has fully mounted the Julie Andrews case and is humping away. Anyway, the case is locked. I have to post this picture to get a code to enter a forum to do the hustle, or something, which will give me the code to open it, so here is the picture.
Bring it, Juile Andrews, because this time, the FDO™ strikes back.
I dont know about the case combo
but once in the Armacham site and you get to system screen. Go to the email system and the Personal profile Pic email it has an attachment that has the password (AF2NGIC) to enter the My Profile option under Personal tab. Once in my profile a couple of thing happen a chat window pops up and you will get a new email. Under the Technology tab you will find a EPA Bunker selection. The password to enter that is "fearalma". You will see a short demo and have access to what seems to be a a weaponized Human exoskeleton armor. But poke around all over the site, lots of easter eggs!
“[No matter where you go, there you are] - And Sigler knows exactly where there is! ”
Fear 2 test
Need to know!
Sigler...I know you've been busy pumping out crack like Walmart pumps out low priced bargins, but I need to know what's in the case. J.C. Hutchins just got his code to open his case: http://tinyurl.com/67pcu7
...where's yours? WTF??
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Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! ~ Hoban "Wash" Washbourne - Firefly
i told him the combo...
hell if it taste like chicken,bring me chicken!
rodney carigton
The Case
They had the same looking case sent to them at Kotaku.com
They got the code to open the case today. Held information pertaining to the F.E.A.R. 2 video game. A special event being held in NYC for it. Someone on the marketing team must be a junkie...
phil atually got his case open, but he hasn't reported about it
My,my,my
Seth Harwood
I think we should blame the case on Seth Harwood. He does live in the SF area and could have access to the warehouse. After all, he has been known to pal around with some evil er, I mean, rather unique characters.
"Even crazy people sometimes base their fiction on an ounce of truth" -S. Sigler
what could it be
As I recall
- "I just did something involuntary. And messy." - Sid
Does the case....
have any names engraved on it? Such as Simon Gruber?
I hear he's stil sore about his brother Hans.
Shouldn't Gman be making that reference?
(Oh, wait... He changed his signature...)
Nate Dogg... The only signature I need is my fist.
I was thinking that
G-Man
Chasity, do not put that in your mouth!
Gmork, you rock.
- "I just did something involuntary. And messy." - Sid
Jeremy Irons ....
Wow
I guess you've never seen my dog...
- "I just did something involuntary. And messy." - Sid
hhhmmmmm the combo is 269...
it takes two to sixty nine
hell if it taste like chicken,bring me chicken!
rodney carigton
ROFL
G-Man
Chasity, do not put that in your mouth!
Now Red!!!!!!!!!!
"Even crazy people sometimes base their fiction on an ounce of truth" -S. Sigler
are you coming to dallas muchado??
hell if it taste like chicken,bring me chicken!
rodney carigton
Red
I'm certainly hoping to come to Dallas. I have to make sure I can get off of work first.
"Even crazy people sometimes base their fiction on an ounce of truth" -S. Sigler
woo hoo gett it girl
hell if it taste like chicken,bring me chicken!
rodney carigton
or 417
hell if it taste like chicken,bring me chicken!
rodney carigton
Weird
I tried to pull up this page and kept getting error messages. I do believe Miss Mary Poppins is trying to sabotage your communication lines with your army of Junkies!!!!!!
"Even crazy people sometimes base their fiction on an ounce of truth" -S. Sigler
you are not alone - proof
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNv0zY9fPhA
have faith, Sigler
By the way,
Suspicious...
Hmmm?
Yes, JC Hutchinsssss has been saying "The world needs the 33" alot lately and it is a super secret project. But are they connected? Maybe thats why JC has just now registered after all this time.....Hmmm?
“[No matter where you go, there you are] - And Sigler knows exactly where there is! ”
Question.
Are we better off pre ordering or waiting till it comes out to boost NY Times Best seller list?
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Pre-order away
Gas Mask Cookies
Fucking Gas Mask Cookies for Fuck's Sake.
Okay, I'll get it figured. Look for cookies on book day.
Tastes Like Chicken
No way did you just steal that idea from my head!
Im gonna do that too.
Nate Dogg... The only signature I need is my fist.
a Bizznaz moment
Watch out for Headcrabs
lol
G-Man
Chasity, do not put that in your mouth!
Contents of the case
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