AMCTV: Everything I Need to Know I Learned from Vampire Movies

Posted November 19th, 2009 by scottsigler (FD∅™)
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Stephanie Myers and Twilight teaches us what we need to know about lifeIt's Thursday, that means it's time for my weekly bit of HorrorHacker humor. 

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Now I can forget everything my parents ever taught me, because life's real lessons come from Vampire movies. Edward, Bella, Stephanie Myers and company teach us wisdom from beyond the ages. Oh, and also how to bite people and act all melancholy and stuff. Don't be a puss, click here to learn what vampire flicks teach us.