Siglerverse Haiku
Posted May 22nd, 2009 by Kevinesque (MC)
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some nice spicey coctail sauce
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Virgin Junkie post:
Sigler falsetto
Childish innocence now lost
I want an ice cream!
Only you...
Look at me, I whine.
Look away, and then I stop.
Won't you look once more?
BigJohn
That reminds me of...
...the old spice commercials that were released recently. Specifically, this one.
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I am Gmork, professional multitasker and smorker
Story of my life
All I do is work
No time to post new haiku
The Man got me down
Hey, fight the power!
Now that really sucks.
Fight the man! You can do it!
Just do it smartly.
"Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie." {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}
Rise up!
Stick it to the man!
Burn his house to the ground!! Wait…
That’s not that smartly
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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world
Kissyface
Kissyman for hire
Protect Beth's precious assets.
Huh. Smells like apples.
BigJohn
LOL
Oh my gosh. -DIES- That was awesome.
"Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie." {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}
Official Notice to the Crypt Characters
So, I'm a corpsman
If I save your ass, you should
Send me crack or beer
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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world
Tweedy Rivalry
One thought in his head;
"Mother always loved you best!"
Kill Orbiting Death!
"Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie." {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}
The Main Event
Athanas/Big John
Heavyweight showdown for crack
I will be victor
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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world
Pardon me, Icarus, your wings are burning
Foolish Athanas.
Poor, misguided misanthrope.
Victory is mine.
BigJohn
super glue are my wings, not wax
I parry your best
attacks. You have no game here
My hand will be raised
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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world
Raise your hand if you're sure
You will raise your hand
When you beg for my mercy
But I've none to give.
BigJohn
Sit, boy, sit. Good dog.
Only dogs and those
With the name “Big John” will beg
I am your master
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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world
Bringing the fight to a new thread....
very clever!
BigJohn, your move!
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Pusher and
& the Gutter Sistren.
Lol. Took the words straight out of my mouth.
We'll need more popcorn,
For this most amusing fight.
Salt and butter, right?
"Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie." {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}
Ha!
You two are hilarious! I feel like chanting *fight*fight*fight*fight*fight*fight*
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I am Gmork, professional multitasker and smorker
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Ha, good idea! I forgot we could do that. :P
"Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie." {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}
Indeed
We all tell stories
But can you fight with Haiku
A new face for war
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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world
Words, don't fail me now!
In a war of wit,
I refuse to have battle
With an unarmed foe.
BigJohn
shakes head
That's an old chestnut
You, sir, are no Groucho Marx
Harpo could own you
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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world
More cushion for the pushin'
The truth of it is:
12 junkies 'twixt you and me
Won't protect you long
BigJohn
Pass them if you canThen
Pass them if you can
Then I’ll be twelve more ahead
You’re running in place
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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world
Kissyman
Ha ha ha ha ha
A-haha hee hee ha ha
ha ha ha *muah*
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I am Gmork, professional multitasker and smorker
Kissyku
A great idea
Truly inspired haiku
LMFAO
BigJohn
Lawl
Absolutely perfect.
"Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie." {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}
Nice... reminds me of Beavis's Haiku
Huh huh, huh huh huh
huh huh mmm, uh huh huh huh
huh huh, huh huh huh.
First day on the job
Here is your hard hat
Be careful with your pick-axe
Watch out for round bugs
some odd skillz developement in that career
What kind of miner
Learns how to whip a wet towel
at a killer bug?
In lieu of round bugs
In lieu of round bugs
time to find a new target
linebacker butt cheek
Please don't hold your nose when we meet
Detective BigJohn
When clean, smells like sour milk.
Thankfully, not true
BigJohn
Poppins Alert
Dates are her weapon
technicolor yawn, her curse
watch out April first!
very nice
very nice
so becomes the crew
not just Elvis
Rex Duprovnicheck
Do you think I spelled it right?
Wannabe gangstah!
You have the right genes
and you're fucked up in the head
Lead them as their king
too much poetry
I find that Haiku
Are harder cos limericks
keep clouding my brain
Alien's Treasure
The aliens' gem
rare and precious to their cause
Family Jewel
High Tech Parking
A word to the wise
If MargoMobile's rockin
Don't come a-knockin
So Haikus are not my thing...
Now Haikus are not my thing, but I do have several Sigler Limmericks...
There once was an author named Sigler,
whose stories were too good to figure.
his podcasts are a trip,
from Ancestor to Crypt,
Like crack his stories deliver.
There was a QB named Barnes,
who caused other teams alarm.
In tier two ball,
he gave it his all,
now in tier 1 the Krakens will charm.
There once was a man named Perry,
who ev'ryone found most scary.
he was infected,
His body he dissected.
Of chick'n scissors we are now quite weary.
There is a detective named Pookie,
Who was cheerful like a monster named cookie.
With a last name like Chang,
and his prevelance to bang,
he uses a hoolahoop to get his nookie.
The Ancestor is a great Monster,
To whom the bravest of men would faulter.
With black and white hide,
and claws sharp as knives,
It's more than a beast: it's a mauler.
Nice!
Those were pretty dang awesome.
"Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie." {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}
Those were all fantastic!!!
Maybe you'll start a new trend - and thread!!!
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Pusher &
Nice!
Those limericks rock!
I like the Nocturnal one.
So...Siglimericks?
BigJohn
Siglimericks!!!
That's GREAT!!! UV, you should start a new thread called Siglimericks and repost there!
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Pusher &
So you ask, so shall it be done:
Reposted under Siglimericks:
http://www.scottsigler.com/node/3539
Courtesy bump - Giving RohiPnol some room to breathe
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A life vacant of laughter is not worth exerting the effort it takes to live it.
Haiku thanks
Thanks for that Sadock
It's most appreciated
I need a breather
Haiku glove is cast
I have decided
To only post in Haiku
In this thread. Join me?
BigJohn
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