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Siglerverse Haiku
Posted May 22nd, 2009 by Kevinesque (MC)
Why not?
deep fried rocktopi
some nice spicey coctail sauce
space calamari
and time for
a sigler original. requested one for the book. funny though, when i opened it up i quickly checked the #, and then let my mom take a peek while she was packing up to head home from watching the boys and i did a quick fist pump or two. didn't even realize how freakin awesome it was until i heard it from my own mother's lips:
this is five short words
birds do not have hairy balls
monkeys have cocaine
fright scale
Laugh at Nocturnals
Turn your back to Roctopi
Fear the Manicorn
*shudder*
FEAR THE MANICORN!
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Gmork - Wiki Czar and Thwackacutioner
Time to grow up
Little Epperson
No longer on dad's coat tails
You are quite the douche
Time to grow up, indeed
No problem Cowboy
You'll get to prove yourself soon
Aboard the Keeling
celtic fun
Drinkin’ with the boss
Stayed out way past my bedtime
Totally worth it
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Career Choices
When given the choice
Having a drink with The Man
Always a good move
indeed
I can't disagree
Scott has some awesome stories
Pumpkin Farmers, bitch
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Sour Grapes
Awesome contests lost
Want to hurt other junkies
For their precious loot
(btw, I'm just kidding...I wouldn't do that to other Junkies....at Least I don't think I would..hmmm)
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Gmork - Wiki Czar and Thwackacutioner
Who are you kidding,
Alas...
I fear Kevinesque
Is much too clever to lull
Straightforward attacks are best!
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Gmork - Wiki Czar and Thwackacutioner
always have a plan B
If the frontal plan
Fails, I know a place online
That will mail him poo
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oooh...
I need that address
Retribution will be mine
Enemies beware!
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Gmork - Wiki Czar and Thwackacutioner
Semper Vigilans
I must be watchful
of those that want my booty
for their own pleasure
(What has two thumbs and loves a double entendre? This guy!
)
Thoughts of a Mech Pilot
Of all blood I've spilled
Ki blood is most beautiful
Frozen in the void
Nice
Drop your socks and grab your... Copy of Ancestor! Owner of the Isis Ice Storm
Puller of strings
resurrecting the who am I?
Nobody likes me
My attitude really sucks
Yes I'm an asshole
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Pusher, Poet and Pet Protector
Oh Snap
I have to assume
its someone in a story
and not yourself?
how rude
I cannot believe
that you think I'm an asshole
well maybe I am
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Pusher, Poet and Pet Protector
whittling down
you cant be Angus
his little buddy Randy Wright
thought he was just keen
on second thought
Aside from Randy
Angus fits the mold quite well
and Randy is dead
or....
you could be Magnus
but you didnt say 'psycho'
so I'm not so sure
am i hot or cold
am i hot or cold
scant clues lead to wild guesses
throw me a bone here
sorry to say
I'm afraid you're wrong
only one that you mentioned
is from the right book
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Pusher, Poet and Pet Protector
one clue
The clue is one word
in the very first Haiku
he is the asshole!
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Pusher, Poet and Pet Protector
Earthcore Punnage
Funeral Mountain
With all that dust in the air
I bet they're 'coffin'
Legal Tender
Serve on the Keeling
The price of a clean record
one soul paid in full
Sleepers
hiding in the ranks
they wait for the duty call
time to serve High One
Passenger
The more I listen
The more I love this story
This one has it all
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Gutter Sistren whipping boy, innoventor of words, Life Coach to the Damned.
Shonda Bible
Newest Crypt solider
Chicks piloting mechs
Outta my way boys!
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Gmork - Wiki Czar and Thwackacutioner
Lefty
It is safe to say
Kissyman's left armed backup
is his right hand man
GRAARRRGGGH!!!
GRAWRRARRGHBLARRGH
RRROWWLLRRGGGH
YARRBLARRGGWWRROWR
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Gutter Sistren whipping boy, innoventor of words
WOAH!!!
You must stop this now.
You are scaring the children.
No more pop for you!!!
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Pusher, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren &
oH NOz!!!
Get the people back!
Tell them their fears are true! It's...
...El Pollo Muerto!!!!
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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world
Nocturnal Lovin'
Suitor for Mommy
Lovin' never looked so gross
Let me out of here!
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Gmork - Wiki Czar and Thwackacutioner
rank
You are merely meat
Your death will bring First Born's praise
I will kill you all
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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world
The Silent Service
The Silent Service
Penetrate, Observe, React
Detection Means Death
he he
You said "penetrate"....heehee
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Gmork - Wiki Czar and Thwackacutioner
I had a bet with myself
to see who would comment first. I owe me a dollar.
lol...
I think I just caught everyone else slacking off...it was a beautiful weekend and traffic seemed to be low on the site. In addition, I grew up with lots of brothers so immature jokes come a little to easy for me
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Gmork - Wiki Czar and Thwackacutioner
This reminds me
And we're going waaayyy back here. In 6th grade we had to read a Sherlock Holmes story out loud in class. Guess what response the 6th grade class had to the following:
"Umph!" he ejaculated to himself. (this may not be an exact quote, but the use of the word is accurate)
FYI: Sixth graders only know one meaning for that word, and its not the right one!! And that is why I still remember to this day!
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Captain of the Touchback and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren
Sister
Blackmouth is boarded
Grenade from a Purist scum
Help me Dominique
Nicely done!
This might be the first Haiku from that portion of The Crypt!
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Gmork - Wiki Czar and Thwackacutioner
Immortalized... and mortalized
Aboard the D.C.
Petty Officer Wellman
Among the deceased
bah!
Just noticed my typo...sorry. If that makes it to the wiki, would you please fix it?
*squee*
That's right!
EDIT: I fixed the spelling for you :)
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Gmork - Wiki Czar and Thwackacutioner
Aww thanks, you're a peach!
Is that your MastaPimpness at work, or, could I have done that myself? (I haven't been able to edit once there's a reply to a message, so I figure you've got credential magic... lucky
)
It's my pimpness...
You're correct about not being able to edit once there's a reply. You just seemed so pained about the mispelling that I took care of it for you :)
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Gmork - Wiki Czar and Thwackacutioner
New one...
Guess what? I don't know
What I'm looking at right now.
Must be Rocktopi.
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MC; CA; Member of the Wolf Pack; UNdead Jester and Love Slave of the UNdead Grave Mother
Who Am I
You don't hear my voice
But my points score just the same
Uprights my target
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