THE CRYPT: The Tank, Part 1

Correction: last night I posted the wrong audio link - the link below connects to new CRYPT episode.
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Click & Listen: THE CRYPT: The Tank, Pt. 1

I've mentioned the story THE TANK several times before. It's a "Twelve Days of Sigmas" story originally scheduled for many months ago. Well, finally, here it is, and since it fits in perfectly with THE CRYPT, it's now officially part of THE CRYPT. Sergeant Krystina Simonsen and her crew are "in the piss." Listen in to find out how bad things can really get.
Click here for Siglerpedia details on the M-66T combat tank
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Another freakin'

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Rawkin', Cliffhangin' rough ride by the Sigler Himself. DEWD you rawk.

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I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man, I AM UNRec Leader & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

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Totally unrelated

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It's off-topic, but I was doing some Pimping for Herr Sigler today and I ran across a puzzler.

Should I encourage a prospective Siglerite to listen to podcasts in the order they were released, or should I direct them to something newer (and perhaps with higher production quality ((don't hurt me FDO!)). Anyhow, it was a tough question for me to answer for myself so I figured I would reach out to the other junkies for assistance, thanks!


My MO is

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If they like sports I tell them to liten to the Rookie first, If they are a horror fan I send them the Infected route and if they are SciFi buffs I tell them to listen to Earthcore and of course I force them to listen to episode one of the Crypt for my own selfish reason.  The rest is history...Tsolo888 <AKA Cpt. Travis Ellis> - Out


Go with what you like

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Basically, give them what you like. Obviously reccommend INFECTED before CONTAGIOUS. I'd also steer them clear of ANCESTOR, as I'm re-writing it and will re-record soon.

I love these stories!

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You weave a great tale FDO,  I really like it when all your different stories come together...Tsolo888 <AKA Cpt. Travis Ellis> - Out


Wow that is a brutal way for me to go

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G-Man

"I used to be obsessed with a tv show about people acting like jackasses. I think it was called dumbass" - Earl Hickey


Think of it this way

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Your last vision was of  KristynaMae (MC) naked. Now isn't that worth dying for?

 

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You are such a smooth talker Wolf!

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LOL

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G-Man

"I used to be obsessed with a tv show about people acting like jackasses. I think it was called dumbass" - Earl Hickey


Oh but G-Man

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 You dont know if your gone yet. They just might be getting started on you. The whole 2nd episode might just be of you being tortured to death! 
 

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Oh he be dead, jack

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Make no mistake, that guy is done.

OH now there you go *spoiler alert*

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would have been nice to add before THAT comment. 

I AM with PDFD. I was thinking what a twist it would be for you to actually have them HEAL the guy before torturing him to death. DAMN!!!!!!

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And we know

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 In the Siglerverse dead=dead.  I was hoping to see G-Man suffer a little more....
 

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Aww, I was kinda hoping

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that the tank of goo was actually healing him and the rest of the crew would find out later that they were just freaking out because it was a big unknown. I sholda' known better tho, this is a product of a twisted mind, afterall. :) 

 

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Yeah...

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Had the same thought. >_> But then again, Occram's razor. 

 

 


We were on the same page

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The FDO got us both with that one!
 

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The FDO makes it official!

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The G-Man is dead! Sorry G-Man, I was hoping for some good ole torture before you died. But I guess being boiled alive in green goo will have to do. Hmm, I wonder if they gnawed the flesh of your bones after you were parbroiled?

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usualy I'm an optimist but

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when he went in the goo I exspected to start seeing him dissolve and be recycled to make rations for the inmates.  I swear I used to be a normal person, then sigler "Infected" me. ...Tsolo888 <AKA Cpt. Travis Ellis> - Out


Wow.......

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*a single tear falls from my eye* Thank you for all eternity for making me such a bad ass

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Hatch not the only supastar guest!

"Love that guy. Love his acting. I got to meet him ... supercool dude ... very nice ... glad to have him ...just to get his voice on the podcast ... minty freshness ... know what I'm sayin'?" Oh YES I know what you're saying VERY MUCH. Truer words never spoken. But for ME, they relate to a different podcast and a different guest. I can't WAIT to unleash it! The Junkies are NOT READY. >-D

Excellent!

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Great start to tank.  Cant wait to see how you kill of n8man. Not that I want to see him killed in any heinous manner.......Wait what am I saying! Yes, yes I do!!!
 

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Yes Yes Yes

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We have arrived.   Tongue out How will we die??? If we die.    Don't Start Nothin' Won't Be Nothin'

AT Last...Sigmas is HERE!!!

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What a great beginning.. I am stuck here waiting for part 2 now....I enjoyed this "Tank" episode...so much after hearing about it for sooo long...no need to tell you I am a BIG Crypt Fan.after all..*I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*

Ack, "Sigmas!" I love it.

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This needs to be made an official Junkie holiday. I mean like a real holiday, one you get a day off of work for.

 

Perhaps we should start a seperate thread to discuss how this holy-est (as in "Holy crap, that sure as fuck ain't no cow!) of days should be celebrated. 

 

**GirlCo + UNdead = Chicks you DO NOT want to mess with.**


Fantastic story!

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 And I'm not the least bit biased that I am the main character in the story!!!  Laughing

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Yeah you are.

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and you should be. he puts you in his most awesome of short stories to date. a naked you. how much better could it be?

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Glad to see that Scott

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recognizes the awesomeness of GirlCo!!!!!

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It is always a happy day when GirlCo is recognized by the FDO!

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Woah... (SPOILER ALERT)

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Woah...the race that wiped out the Roctopi homeworld shows up finally. *shudders*

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-1 is the square root of all evil.

Hmmmm....

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What leads you to believe that they are the race that took out the Roctopi? I can't remember the description from the panels so i'll have to try to listen to Earthcore again. Tried to look it up in the pedia but had no luck.

Anyway great story! I usually listen to podcasts as I go to sleep but this one kept me up and on the edge of my bed. Nicely done! Can't wait for pt #2!

-Carnie


IIRC, the aliens in the

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IIRC, the aliens in the panels were described as "wasp-like".

-MJ
-1 is the square root of all evil.

Very True...

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Its been a while since i've listened to earthcore.....this will be exciting..... 

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Does someone go into the park and, uh... lift up the dinosaurs' skirts?


OMGHC, you're right!

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I was wondering if we'd ever see them in the Siglerverse again. 

 

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the crypt - episodes 1-10

WHAT HAPPENED TO EPISODES 1-10!!!!

Welcome! The link is below:

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Tom-O, you must be new to Siglerism, so welome! Here's your link for the other CRYPT episodes.

 

That will bring them up in the original order. As with any story or category on this blog, you can click "THE CRYPT" at the top of the post next to the posting date to see just entries for that category.

Also,  if you pull down the "audiobooks" menu to THE CRYPT, you can get at them there as well. 


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