Dead dude embedded in my face: FDO™ out 3-4 days

Just where did you get the Dead Dude parts from again?

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MC; CA; UNdead Jester and Love Slave of the UNdead Grave Mother

We must find the name of this dead man.  For, should the day ever come, and the FDO joins the forces of good and righteousness, writings stories about lost puppies and little kittens in balloon adventures and forsaking stories of genital mutilation, we must know the man’s name, to call upon his soul, and give us the strength to defeat this new, goody two shoes monster from inside his caramely sweet heart. 

Until then, I’m calling him “Dave”.

the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

Come on, are we really expected to believe that this was dental surgery? That the FDO goes under the knife just to fix his teeth? Don't insult us, what kind of cybernetic combat mod, secret mind controll doohickey did you get? Are you going to tell us, or do we have to guess?

Anyway, dental surgery or mod-chip upgrade, hope it heals as it should.

Krister 

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I take the over on 3 acts of vomiting.

the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

That is some fucked up SHIT right there.

When I was younger, just a bad little kid,
My mama noticed funny things I did,
Like shootin' puppies with a B B gun
I'd poison guppies, and when I was done
I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head
That's when my mama said

What did she say?

She said, "My boy, I think someday
You'll find a way
To make your natural tendencies pay
You'll be a dentist
You have a talent for causin' things pain
Son, be a dentist
People will pay you to be inhumane

I bet you were just awake enough to hear all this hammering and crunching? Dentist horror fiction should be an extrememly popular niche. Of course the dentist would always be killed in the MOST unpleasant way possible. I'm sure you can think of a few things to do with a hammer and chisel.

Eeek, now I'm really going to have nightmares. 

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that stuff like this - implanting some dead dude's tissues in a living host - is EXACTLY how the Zombie Apocolypse will start, right? 

I, for one, welcome our new Zombie Overlords. :)

**Signatures? We don't need no stinkin' signature!**

I wonder what it would take for the dentist to cut me out a little souvenir?? I wonder what I could get on eBay for it?? Hmmm..

Have pieces of your minions surgically implanted into your body!

Cool, but I knew a girl years ago that was born with no cartilage in her ears and got some from cadavers so she didn't look like Chunk from Goonies. None the less, good luck with the vomiting and get better soon!

Jayguana

In the dental horror stories. I only had them slice a chunk out of my palette and slice open my gums to stick a piece of my own flesh in to graft. You got a dead guy!

I have a feeling that there will be a dentist in some upcoming book that dies a horrific death.  (Maybe with several sharp implements in his/her mouth while someone asks inane questions or lectures about flossing.)

Good luck and I hope you start feeling better very soon. Or at least have enough good painkillers not to care.

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That's pretty frickin' cool! Now if only you could absorb a soul so you could join the rest of the human race.   

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