What? No Gear?
Posted December 17th, 2009 by Lt.RainnAron
Say, why don't you, or whoever you have to go through for this kind of stuff, design some T-Shirts and stuff for Infected/Contagious? That'd be awesome and I'd totally blow a bunch of money on Shirts, Hats, and Hoodies. Just an idea. O=
How about a Tickle-me-Kissyman?
Can't we just dress up Elmo in an SS uniform?
BigJohn
LOL
Oh, so, so wrong.
"Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie." {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}
But it would probably get on the Daily Show
Definitely a media frenzy would ensue. Hey, there's no such thing as bad publicity? Well, maybe in this particular case that would not be so true.
How about in a trench coat with a roll of pennies in one pocket?
Why yes, apples. How did you know?
I think Nazis are the exception
Although I would love to have one, I think that would probably be the worst publicity you could get. The trench coat makes more sense, but I'd still like to see Elmo in an SS uniform. And, of course, with a monocle. Colonel Elmo Klink.
(Can't you just hear a high-pitched, "Schuuuuuuuuultzzzzz!" ?)
BigJohn
Sigler Store is on hold for now
We are busting our ass on creating new content, putting out books and developing our advertising strategies. We are really looking forward to a tricked-out Sigler Store in the future. My ultimate vision is an open source store -- you want to sell something Sigler-related, we approve it and it goes into the marketplace. Then we take a cut of the sale, with the majority going to the vendor. Everyone makes money, fans get more cool stuff to choose from, and the big sellers rise to the top based on marketplace demand. That's my vision!
Free-Market Capitalism
the way it ought to be done. Is it any wonder that this comes from our Future Dark Overlord? He's always looking out for us... until he kills us all in some horribly mangling way, of course!
**All this plan is missing is a giant freaking laser in space."**
oooh free stuff
I'll have some of that market Capitalism if you're giving it away!!!
Boosh!
I'm so cornering the market on chicken shears!
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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world
Sounds Like True Sig Style
That will be awesome! But for now I'm definitely a happy junkie with all your hard work on other things.
"Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie." {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}
Awesome! That sounds so cool!
Awesome! That sounds so cool!
Great idea!
You've got some creative ideas from the Junkies already.
I would buy a FDO bobble-head!
what about for Easter
Future Dark Chocolate Overlord egg!
Perfect!!!!
But I think it should be dark chocolate version of the FDO's lovely round head. It's sort of egg-shaped.
Ooohh, how about an Infected
Ooohh, how about an Infected Exterminators patch?
Dream a reality...
One junkie already went above and beyond and created the patch for te X-Ray company soliders. Take a look at this thread and contact Mycroft (see that thread) for details. They are incredible quality and have awesome detail.
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I am Gmork, professional multitasker and smorker
wouldn't say no to a silverbug
remote control thingy or even just a nice shiny paperweight
Going back to the thong idea
how about a blue triangle banana hammock
Rohi,
you have such a way with words!!!
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Pusher &
Why thank you
I'm hoping to be nominated for the Siglerverse's Poet Laureate... But you got to admit that if I were to suggest the Hoff in blue speedos with a blinking eye winking at you, then you wouldn't get rid of that image in a hurry!
You did not have to do that to us
It burns!!!
So, back at you -- the next Borat needs to have Borat in the blue triangle banana hammock instead of the yellow mankini
No, I won't.
Thanks a lot, Rohi. {shudders}
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Pusher &
BASTARD!
Sonofabitch, bastard!!!
**commences bleaching his brain**
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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world
Enjoy thinking about that
For your entire 3 day weekend... every time that you think that it's gone you'll wonder what's missing and it'll just pop right back in there .... so to speak
It's ok, I'm good now.
every time that image creeps back in, I simply think of the Hoff being too hammered to work a hamburger drunk, and the giggles take care of the rest.
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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world
Rolling round on the floor
In a drunken stupor IN HIS BLUE WINKING SPEEDOS
If we're talking plushies,
If we're talking plushies, then I want an Infected Hatchling plush! O:
Plushies!
That would be so awesome. I'm down.
"Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie." {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}
Can I get a plush Ancestor anywhere
So I can traumatise my nephew and niece
You could proabably Frankenstein one
Get a croc and pull the head off, get a cow, a dinosaur... dismantle and re-mantle. Viola!
Hey I bet you could make one
Fabric stores have all the stuff you'd need. Wow, I might just try that. My sewing machine skills are almost nil, but how hard can it be? (famous last words)
**All this plan is missing is a giant freaking laser in space."**
A roktopi squishy pillow!
wouldn't that be too cute and cuddly? Until it minces you into tiny pieces, of course.
For authenticity
Fill the pillow with razor blades!
(Kids, don't try this at home)
BigJohn
I'm thinking, seems the
I'm thinking, seems the thong is a good idea. How about a pair of pajama bottoms that say "PROPERTY OF FDO" on the ass?
Re: I’m thinking,…
Pajama bottoms are a nice touch. How about a Dark Overlord Wine? Maybe a good Pinot Noir from Oregon? We could even come up with the label:
Failed Pimp Pinot?
FDO Noir?
Maybe something book specific. Any ideas?
They would need to be plaid
Just sayin'
Sigler Gear
I think you are on to something here. I would spend real money on gear. Although, I like the thong idea for me, I think people would prefer I spent my money elsewhere. This is a smart group of people and I bet they could come up with much more than the thong or a Kracken football to sell. Maybe:
Infected Chicken Scissors
Dawsey’s U of MI Jersey
A Nocturnal Savior Cloak or Pea Coat
A MR. Bizz-Nass Electrolarynx
An FDO Monocle/Flag/Badge….
A Clauser Skull Mask
Maybe the coats and the Electrolarynx are a bit much, but there is always the more obvious Kracken football gear and Crypt military paraphernalia that could be sold. I think we really need to hear from the one opinion that counts.
i need at least three
i need at least three scissors and jerseys for everyone i know!
Molly McButters is my Homeboy!
Hyss!
And by that I mean, of course, heck yes!
"Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie." {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}
the thong is popular
Maybe I will get the thong - it seems to be really popular.
It's for my wife... really!
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I want
Some sigler infected triangular contact lenses... that would be class!
failing that the thong wouldn't go amiss
Great idea!!
I could add them to my (small) collection of creepy contact lenses!!!
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Pusher &
O_O
That...would be epic!
"Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie." {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}
No. It would be Le-gen-dary!
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GirlCo: Quieter than ninja, faster than Sklorno, stronger than Ki, and more devious than the Quyth
Whoops
That is true. My bad.
"Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie." {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}
I even have a little demon
Oohh.
Yep. Scott is pretty chill with folks making their own gear
If you have any intention of making a business out of it rather than just making a few items for you and your friends, I would contact him. It is his intellectual property after all.
We ARE still trying to get some sort of centralized swag store up and running, but the logistics are nightmarish. If anyone out there has experience with online storefronts, please shoot me an email at sadock76@msn.com. I'd love to see if there's an easy way around the issues we're running our head into.
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GirlCo: Quieter than ninja, faster than Sklorno, stronger than Ki, and more devious than the Quyth
Heh
I tried to open a store once, but it wasn't big enough to have any problems (or customers, lol). Plus, it wasn't really a store. xD Sorry. The best I can do is wish you luck! Cause a bigger SigSwag store would be awesome.
"Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie." {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}
Problems and customers
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