"Scott Sigler Wants to Kill You" contest

...is to die in a Scott Sigler podcast book. Who wouldn't kill off the librarian-ish woman whose idea of a fun Friday night is attending little girl's 1 year-old birthday parties?

I listen to boybands and put flowers in my hair. Now you probably want to kill me. Good, you should.

you don't have the balls sigler...(mainly due to the fact that you CUT THEM OFF!) ~Do You Know How Many Birthdays There Are In a Year?.......Hundreads....Litearly..Hundreads,~

or not its your call dude feel like taking on this world class teacher of MATHEMATICS?? well bring it on and the voices would like to see you try to kill them too * It's all about the Numbers, my friends The Math god

I emailed you before to tell you to kill me...thought I'd stop by to remind you. I'm an OJ so don't forget about me. Oh yeah, since you asked for comments on the sound effects...I love them. There are enough to make it spookier but not enough to be distracting. Keep up the great work you sick SOB and get moving on the sequels to The Rookie. I hate football but KRAKENS RULE!!!

ME!

Listen to the call in... Scott says random, thats nice for "go lick your b*lls" just wanted to give you a visual.. thanks much... pick me randomly! ;) _______________________________________ "Original Junkie" Jason "DeVoiD" Houghton --------------------------------------------------------------

Hey, Scott! Kill me? Yeah, right. I'm ready for ya. Lock and load, baby. Bring it on. Seriously, I'll give your little buggers a run for their money. Let's give it a try, shall we? _______ Original Junkie, and Sigler minion, just doing my part to Infect the world.

you could try to kill me, but you'd never get my name right........so I'm safe enough. ____________________________________ a lot of allegations have been made about me but I know all the allegators..

I'm too pretty to die!

If only I could go out with a Big Bang in some sort of twisted kitchen/baking accident . . . everyone would say "I told you so . . . we knew it had to happen sooner or later !!" Have Cake . . . Will Bake . . .

If I was to be chosen, i like to be killed in a non heroic way with a paper clip or maybe of a paper cut

"You kill me... I kill you right back!"

Hey Scott, Love the new book..... my PC took a shit, so I didnt get a chance to hear it until last night, after many hours of unshiiting my pc....... anyway, it working now and is in fear of its little CPU......... I did get a strange message on the screen, it had a link for this site, and recommended I put my name in this blog.... something about a prize...... strange though, as it seems like this is a blog to kill people off..... maybe im assuming to much, but i think my PC now wants me dead! So, maybe give my PC what it wants and kill me.... Thanks again Scott for all the books you have done, so far I have loved them all......... you rock mate. laters. "Original Junkie" Jason "DeVoiD" Houghton

Scott-- I do a weekly podcast called Final Taxi where I talk about recent people, usually obscure celebrities. ( I also do a blog) I would really like to do a podcast on myself- I think it would be really cool and would give me a change to promote the book. Free plug to a few thousand listeners.. Maybe an interview on the show would be good? FinalTaxi.com is the website - hope you can kill me

Just Kidding.. ;) but please kill me...

Thanks Scott for making sure people include real names. I would hate to have a character called "ChubbyLover54" in one of your stories. Then again, if the topic of usernames ever came up, you'd have you shortage of ridiculous handles. Congrats on the new site — very slick and functional!

This is going to own! I have never been *here* for the release before. Is this what a virgin feels like?! =) ----------------------------------------------------- Live every week like it's Shark Week!

The Irishman from Ohio"I never Get to Get it!"-Wacko Warner Less than six hours to go. That means I have about twelve hours before I leave for work. I do believe calling in dead is a legal way to miss work. I think Godd Sigler is too much of a panzzee to stop me from going to my job. HE must be getting weak from lack of killing.

The Irishman from Ohio"I never Get to Get it!"-Wacko Warner Less than six hours to go. That means I have about twelve hours before I leave for work. I do believe calling in dead is a legal way to miss work. I think Godd Sigler is too much of a panzzee to stop me from going to my job. HE must be getting weak from lack of killing.

I triple dog dare you to kill me man! Go ahead..try...I don't think you got the cojones!!! I don't try anything...I just do it...Wanna try me!?!

Seems like all the Junkies are suicidal... what have you done to us?? we might need group counseling... 

 

"Mae's a f***in genius! and a regular Genius too!" ~ Scott Sigler

you know, if you killed me to get the titanium screw out of my wrist, that'd be cool...... of course, maiming would suffice... up to you:) http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=7942&id=725238721

If I die... everyone should know that Scott Sigler did it. Tabz, Slayer of Podcasts ----------------------------------- www.buffybetweenthelines.com www.strangelyliteral.com www.jossd.com www.talesfromtheverse.com www.afterserenity.com www.fireflytalk.com www.fantabzulous.com transformed.mypodcast.com

Are you ready to meet your creator Scott Sigler? Because if you don't kill me first...I'll kill you...

Will it be cold? or will there be 'the light at the end of the tunnel' , only one way to find out. "Oh yes... There will be blood..."

Yeah, it's me. You were nice enough to show up to my humble slice ot the web, I felt it only polite to return the favor. Looking forward to Nocturnal, Mr. Sigler...

Scott, love the books, love death! But I have to say "Sigler sucks, JC rules!" If that aint enough to get me killed I dont know what is. Kill me, Kill me, Kill me! PS. hope you like the pic.

Sounds like fun to me! Enjoy your books. Scifilaura and Cmaaarrr joined us at Gettysburg where they informed us of you plot to do people in. What fun! You can get our true names from them. Thanks for the great creativity.

It would be an honour for you to kill me off. Please make it as blood drenched and scary as possible!

Haha, for once I actually want to die, this is awesome. If it were anyone else I would be reluctant, but the great Scott Sigler can kill this dirty junkie any gory painful way he wants. Actually, if you've seen the movie Eulogy, I'd love an exploding floating coffin. Rock on!

It's a bit small, but it is me (surrounded by all my guitars :-D ). Is that pic acceptable for my murder, Scott? Scientific progress goes 'Boink!'

Scott, Can't wait man!! As someone who used to clean crime and trauma scenes, I have a unique perspective on death. Shotgun blast to the head? Yup, cleaned it. Forklift crushes head? Yup, cleaned it. I only ask that you kill me in a way that I have not cleaned. I will tell you I have cleaned many ways in which people have died or killed themselves. Please make my death a most memorable experience. I would be honored if you killed me in the most gruesome. morbid, most vile way you could ever imagine! Slowly though. Like a stake vertically driven through my ass on an upward angle so that I feel it impale my intestines....ya know something that would make even you squirm. Thanks man! Tony

Who doesn't want to kill a girl who adores fluffy bunnies? Plus it's not just the normal kind of bunnies but the "fluffy" ones. That could get some twisted ideas. ....I love fluffy bunnies Amy

I'll do icq twitter, irc, RCA etc. Nahh, that'd mean putting my tech-tardiness behind me... No sig today. Sig tomorrow. Sig always tomorrow.

Hi! As far as I can see, your OpenID implementation seems to work great. Thanks for your submission to "The OpenID Directory". BTW: You can let your readers vote for your site and claim ownership at the same time. If you have not registered your site yourself, claiming ownership enables you to to make changes to your description, thumbnail etc. any time you like :). Keep up the good work! Thomas Huhn

Scott, you should just throw in a Death Race 2000-esque scene where all of the characters speed around and kill off all of your sweet-ass junkies!