200-yard spiderweb marks sure death for Seattle residents

Posted October 22nd, 2007 by scottsigler

Sigler Science

Summary:

There is this 200-yard-long spiderweb in a Seattle park. These dumb-asses are hypothesizing if it's a social web-spinning spider, or a spider exodus, when what they should doing is loading up the mini van with all their belongings, mounting a flame-thrower on the roof, and getting the fuck out. Have these people never seen a monster movie? You know what, Seattle? I'm glad you're about to be dropped from the gene pool. Enjoy the fangs and the paralyzing venom as you're slowly sucked dry.

Future Things?

On March 31st, 2008 RandyNose says:

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Robo Cop isn't Safe

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C3PO?

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Evolution is here. Not that

On November 23rd, 2007 BrunetteFemme007 (not verified) says:

Evolution is here. Not that it ever isn't apparent, but with the rapid increase in our environment and such...doesn't surprise me that the arachnids are starting to take back what we have stolen from them. Just wait.....soon the blood thirsty bunnies and squirrels will appear and start wrecking havoc. I'm definitely glad they're starting on the West Coast though......wait guys I'll get you the address for a few key nutrition sources....i.e. Paris hilton, Britney Spears, Ron Jeremy..... *Personally I'm very intrigued by this......I'd probably be the one checking it out, with flame thrower in hand of course, just in case one of those mutha fuckas decided to jump on me......eeeeww.....creepy crawly.

Run

On November 3rd, 2007 DeVoiD says:

All yah need is a bigger can of raid! _______________________________________ "Original Junkie" Jason "DeVoiD" Houghton -------------------------------------------------------------- http://www.filehurricane.com/media/738

shiver

On October 30th, 2007 maebreakall says:

remind me to always stay on Scott's good side... Yessir, right away, Sir,you wanted it yesterday, Sir, let me go back in time for you!

"Mae's a f***in genius! and a regular Genius too!" ~ Scott Sigler

Um..it's not in seattle..

On October 24th, 2007 Crash says:

Um..it's not in seattle.. it's in Texas..Seattle times, is just a newspaper covering it.... Not to nit pick or anything... Just a big Differance between the 2 places. "Lake Tawakoni State Park rangers Mike McCord, left, and Freddie Gowin monitor a giant spider web at the park Tuesday near Willis Point, Texas." =-=-=--=-=-==-=-=-=-=-=-=-= "If it has ram. I can Crash it"

well HELL NO it ain't in SEATTLE

On October 31st, 2007 podakayne says:

and thanks for pointing that out....(comeon Siggy you dont want to go toe to toe...actually I dont want to go toe to toe, but WhatEVER) hell i almost loaded up the van on that one!...now those Texans who are always braggin "things iz juz bigga here!" ya'll have fun now...ya hear!

DAMN YOUR EYES!

On October 28th, 2007 scottsigler says:

Never, and I mean NEVER contradict me with facts ever again!

Haha

On October 24th, 2007 MitchB1990 says:

Not to far from me ,I better get my house boarded and stocked, I don't want to be a meal for a huge ass spider. -_-

hmmm

On October 23rd, 2007 SwtJellyBean says:

Why do I get the feeling that this is part of Sigler's world domination plan lol

Keep that to yourself ...

On October 24th, 2007 scottsigler says:

Listen up, SBJ, you can talk about the World Domination™ plan in here all you like, but don't mention it outside these cyberwalls. Of course spiders are part of my arsenal - what self-respecting master villain would NOT have spiders? Or wait, is that "what self-respecting master villain would NOT have crabs?" Hmmm. Well, maybe it's just me then.

Crabs?

On November 1st, 2007 Mongo says:

Uh...Sire....The Royal Physican can take of that. And I'll see about the cleaniness of the evenings...entertainment.