You're a fool Charlie Brown

Scott, This has to be the absolutely most twisted story I have ever heard. LOVED it. Keep'em coming.

Those bastard children

alaskancritter's picture

F.D.O. please do something about Family Circus. Those bastard children have it coming!


DId anyone else

phantom_reverie's picture

Have a full visual of the classic peanuts characters the whole time?  That just made it for me.  I could see so it happening too!  That story went all around my office and visited each member of my family.  I just about died the first time I heard it.  Awesome stuff!!

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Absolutely. But I generally have a full visual with Scott's work

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ouch...my brain!

alaskancritter's picture

Once again the F.D.O has warped my fragile little mind. I have to go weep now.


One of my absolute faves!

PerfectDayForDying's picture

I had often mused about how messed up Charlie Brown would be as an adult. Scott took it to a whole new level though.

 

**UNdead / GirlCo: All we wanna do is eat your brains. We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's going to eat your eyes.**


I agree

RohiPnol's picture

As if we didn't know it already conclusive evidential proof that the FDO is one sick MoFo! I actually think its more disturbing than some poor fellah cutting off his wedding tackle with chicken scissors!


An oldie but a goodie

Beth_Ailis's picture

Poor pigpen!

Yes, the double disclaimer was needed. I will never look at Lucy the same way again.


You are ze damn fool Charlie Brown!

SynapticJam's picture

Ever since he raped my sister Sally...  

Yeah, stupid school teacher, the one with the speech impediment...

The cross-dressing doctor is in!

 

I haven't listened to that for months... I gotta go back and listen to it again...

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #3 in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)


Iloved it

gmanvsfreeman's picture

G-Man

I am gman's "spider fingers".


Could anyone else's hear Charles Shilt rolling in his grave

zackmann's picture

when you heard this story. I did and I was thousand of miles away from the Saint Paul area.

It is truly unforgetable.


Frakking hilarious

KnitWitch's picture
That is absolutely the hardest that I have ever laughed during a Sigler story. People on the bus were looking strangely at me all the way home as I tried to supress out-loud laughter! I always knew there was something funky about the Lucy... ------------ KnitWitch http://www.knitwitchzone.com

yeah i loved it too...

maebreakall's picture

maybe i have drunk too much of the Sigelr kool-aid, or fallen too far down the mine shaft or something... i did not find it all that twisted... oh my, Sig, what have you done to this sweet innocent girl? ;-)

 

 

"Mae's a f***in genius! and a regular Genius too!" ~ Scott Sigler


oh good lawd sigler

treed's picture
you are one sick fuck never change

Leave it to the FDO

Twowire's picture

To take a timeless much loved childrens cartoon and turn it into a sick twisted adult themed story! Gotta Love the man, what about family circle next?? I cant wait!!

“I still can't tell if that's funny or really scary.”


Now I can't read/watch

jtmanis's picture
Now I can't read/watch Charlie Brown without mentally dubbing it.....

Links for you Junkies

Gmork's picture
Sick but funny shit! Very enjoyable --- the rant following the story is almost as fun as the story itself! If you haven't had a chance to listen, here are the links: To listen via iTunes click here To listen via thedawnanddrewshow.com site click here To downlaod via podshow click here

thanks for the links

treed's picture
the voices were wondering how they were gonna get this story * It's all about the Numbers, my friends The Math god

Awesome, thanks hun! Much

Awesome, thanks hun! Much appreciated!

UR Welcome...

Gmork's picture
Anytime I get to help a junkie find their crack fix, it make my heart smile :)

The Irishman from Ohio"I

The Irishman from Ohio"I never Get to Get it!"-Wacko Warner I would not mind reading/hearing this. Where is the link again?..

Help a girl out... Do you

Help a girl out... Do you have a link for this?

...

KnitWitch's picture
Yeah I missed this one first time around, too. ------------ KnitWitch http://www.knitwitchzone.com

here ya go

Kingbob's picture
http://dawnanddrewwp.podshow.com/page/2/ its 676 or you can download it via itunes

I agree

zaphodbblx's picture
Made my wife listen and she's proclaimed you "the sickest fuck in creation(tm)"

Compliments anyone?

MitchB1990's picture
To Sott, That is a compliment

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