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It was a dark night and the blood on the ground looked black in the poor light. I reached out and caressed my hairy toe. Good, she thought the knife wasn't sharp enough to lacerate, but she was impatient. She needed it bad, she was going to have to do it eventually. The toe tasted kinda like fish...from Sushi Emporium, but she chewed as I cut the second toe off. Masturbation and diarrhoea, the usual kinky stuff, couldn't beat this!
Police Sirens rang. "Shit, its the Blood Squad!" We stuffed the condoms with extra toes, and tied them to my belt. We ran to Hooters to get a meat grinder to grind up the toes for later use. "HURRY, Fuck-face," She said, "They're going to procrastinate unless Mother gets these toes!!" Once we got through the fog, we got to mother's, it all started with Mother. She needed those toes. Sigler's Blood was addictive. She munched "This is good" "They don't want to help you, they want to kill you!" "What are you talking about, Mother?" "They want to kill me?" "Murder? Slaughter's a Blood Squad job." exclaimed the talking cat.( Sigler's Blood caused halllucinations.)
The sound of footsteps echoed from down the hallway. It almost sounded like the steel soled boots which were worn by Overlord Siglers Blood Squad!! "Herman Fallywag! Surrender Now!" What could it mean? The voice sounded like Stephen Hawkin. I launched into a run, footsteps behind me grew louder.
The O.S.B.S. were relentless, bloodthirsty cultists that always seemed to have a track on us, somebody was leaking information to them. But who? Was it any of our new members? If so, who? I stopped short. I knew! Hutchins... It was J.C. Hutchins!! That backstabbing and soft bellied, babyfaced, myopic, pornographic hobo!.... HE would be our next BLOODMEAL!!!!! "Do you know where the lock is?" Hutchins had disguised himself as a Vietnamese prostitute. That baby-faced bastard, he/she ask $20 for a "job", and wouldn't confess his real intentions.
A single sound resonated from the closed door. A sharp chill arose, the stench of rotting flesh filling my nostrils and making me very horny. AAAAh, yes Flashback....Houston....pubcrawl...nachos... Junkies surrounding Sigler like henchmen. The Blood Squad was born! But it was only Thursday. Damn, I was one day early! We had to leave there before the other Nocturnals came.
G-Man
"Why didn't you stay in the car?"
"It's never safe in the car!"
It Was A Dark Night.... (We Are Addiing 5 Words Now....)
It was a dark night and the blood on the ground looked black in the poor light. I reached out and caressed my hairy toe. Good, she thought the knife wasn't sharp enough to lacerate, but she was impatient. She needed it bad, she was going to have to do it eventually. The toe tasted kinda like fish...from Sushi Emporium, but she chewed as I cut the second toe off. Masturbation and diarrhoea, the usual kinky stuff, couldn't beat this!
Police Sirens rang. "Shit, its the Blood Squad!" We stuffed the condoms with extra toes, and tied them to my belt. We ran to Hooters to get a meat grinder to grind up the toes for later use. "HURRY, Fuck-face," She said, "They're going to procrastinate unless Mother gets these toes!!" Once we got through the fog, we got to mother's, it all started with Mother. She needed those toes. Sigler's Blood was addictive. She munched "This is good" "They don't want to help you, they want to kill you!" "What are you talking about, Mother?" "They want to kill me?" "Murder? Slaughter's a Blood Squad job." exclaimed the talking cat.( Sigler's Blood caused halllucinations.)
The sound of footsteps echoed from down the hallway. It almost sounded like the steel soled boots which were worn by Overlord Siglers Blood Squad!! "Herman Fallywag! Surrender Now!" What could it mean? The voice sounded like Stephen Hawkin. I launched into a run, footsteps behind me grew louder.
The O.S.B.S. were relentless, bloodthirsty cultists that always seemed to have a track on us, somebody was leaking information to them. But who? Was it any of our new members? If so, who? I stopped short. I knew! Hutchins... It was J.C. Hutchins!! That backstabbing and soft bellied, babyfaced, myopic, pornographic hobo!.... HE would be our next BLOODMEAL!!!!! "Do you know where the lock is?" Hutchins had disguised himself as a Vietnamese prostitute. That baby-faced bastard, he/she ask $20 for a "job", and wouldn't confess his real intentions.
A single sound resonated from the closed door. A sharp chill arose, the stench of rotting flesh filling my nostrils and making me very horny. AAAAh, yes Flashback....Houston....pubcrawl...nachos... Junkies surrounding Sigler like henchmen. The Blood Squad was born! But it was only Thursday. Damn, I was one day early! We had to leave there
"They don't want to help you, they want to kill you!"
It Was A Dark Night.... (We Are Addiing 5 Words Now....)
It was a dark night and the blood on the ground looked black in the poor light. I reached out and caressed my hairy toe. Good, she thought the knife wasn't sharp enough to lacerate, but she was impatient. She needed it bad, she was going to have to do it eventually. The toe tasted kinda like fish...from Sushi Emporium, but she chewed as I cut the second toe off. Masturbation and diarrhoea, the usual kinky stuff, couldn't beat this!
Police Sirens rang. "Shit, its the Blood Squad!" We stuffed the condoms with extra toes, and tied them to my belt. We ran to Hooters to get a meat grinder to grind up the toes for later use. "HURRY, Fuck-face," She said, "They're going to procrastinate unless Mother gets these toes!!" Once we got through the fog, we got to mother's, it all started with Mother. She needed those toes. Sigler's Blood was addictive. She munched "This is good" "They don't want to help you, they want to kill you!" "What are you talking about, Mother?" "They want to kill me?" "Murder? Slaughter's a Blood Squad job." exclaimed the talking cat.( Sigler's Blood caused halllucinations.)
The sound of footsteps echoed from down the hallway. It almost sounded like the steel soled boots which were worn by Overlord Siglers Blood Squad!! "Herman Fallywag! Surrender Now!" What could it mean? The voice sounded like Stephen Hawkin. I launched into a run, footsteps behind me grew louder.
The O.S.B.S. were relentless, bloodthirsty cultists that always seemed to have a track on us, somebody was leaking information to them. But who? Was it any of our new members? If so, who? I stopped short. I knew! Hutchins... It was J.C. Hutchins!! That backstabbing and soft bellied, babyfaced, myopic, pornographic hobo!.... HE would be our next BLOODMEAL!!!!! "Do you know where the lock is?" Hutchins had disguised himself as a Vietnamese prostitute. That baby-faced bastard, he/she ask $20 for a "job", and wouldn't confess his real intentions.
A single sound resonated from the closed door. A sharp chill arose, the stench of rotting flesh filling my nostrils and making me very horny. AAAAh, yes Flashback....Houston....pubcrawl...nachos... Junkies surrounding Sigler like henchmen. The Blood Squad was born! But it was only Thursday. Damn, I was one day early!
“I can't tell if that's funny or really scary.”
We gotta start this thread up again
I'd add to it but I don't know what to add at this point.
G-Man
Yeah, mind-bottling. You know, when things are so crazy it gets your thoughts all trapped, like in a bottle? - Chazz Micheal Micheals
once y'all get it to a stopping point...
...I'll read it on the Chop Shop!
"Mae's a f***in genius! and a regular Genius too!" ~ Scott Sigler
It Was A Dark Night.... (We Are Addiing 5 Words Now....)
It was a dark night and the blood on the ground looked black in the poor light. I reached out and caressed my hairy toe. Good, she thought the knife wasn't sharp enough to lacerate, but she was impatient. She needed it bad, she was going to have to do it eventually. The toe tasted kinda like fish...from Sushi Emporium, but she chewed as I cut the second toe off. Masturbation and diarrhoea, the usual kinky stuff, couldn't beat this!
Police Sirens rang. "Shit, its the Blood Squad!" We stuffed the condoms with extra toes, and tied them to my belt. We ran to Hooters to get a meat grinder to grind up the toes for later use. "HURRY, Fuck-face," She said, "They're going to procrastinate unless Mother gets these toes!!" Once we got through the fog, we got to mother's, it all started with Mother. She needed those toes. Sigler's Blood was addictive. She munched "This is good" "They don't want to help you, they want to kill you!" "What are you talking about, Mother?" "They want to kill me?" "Murder? Slaughter's a Blood Squad job." exclaimed the talking cat.( Sigler's Blood caused halllucinations.)
The sound of footsteps echoed from down the hallway. It almost sounded like the steel soled boots which were worn by Overlord Siglers Blood Squad!! "Herman Fallywag! Surrender Now!" What could it mean? The voice sounded like Stephen Hawkin. I launched into a run, footsteps behind me grew louder.
The O.S.B.S. were relentless, bloodthirsty cultists that always seemed to have a track on us, somebody was leaking information to them. But who? Was it any of our new members? If so, who? I stopped short. I knew! Hutchins... It was J.C. Hutchins!! That backstabbing and soft bellied, babyfaced, myopic, pornographic hobo!.... HE would be our next BLOODMEAL!!!!! "Do you know where the lock is?" Hutchins had disguised himself as a Vietnamese prostitute. That baby-faced bastard, he/she ask $20 for a "job", and wouldn't confess his real intentions.
A single sound resonated from the closed door. A sharp chill arose, the stench of rotting flesh filling my nostrils and making me very horny. AAAAh, yes Flashback....Houston....pubcrawl...nachos... Junkies surrounding Sigler like henchmen. The Blood Squad was born!
It was a dark night and
It was a dark night and the blood on the ground looked black in the poor light. I reached out and caressed my hairy toe. Good, she thought the knife wasn't sharp enough to lacerate, but she was impatient. She needed it bad, she was going to have to do it eventually. The toe tasted kinda like fish...from Sushi Emporium, but she chewed as I cut the second toe off. Masturbation and diarrhoea, the usual kinky stuff, couldn't beat this!
Police Sirens rang. "Shit, its the Blood Squad!" We stuffed the condoms with extra toes, and tied them to my belt. We ran to Hooters to get a meat grinder to grind up the toes for later use. "HURRY, Fuck-face," She said, "They're going to procrastinate unless Mother gets these toes!!" Once we got through the fog, we got to mother's, it all started with Mother. She needed those toes. Sigler's Blood was addictive. She munched "This is good" "They don't want to help you, they want to kill you!" "What are you talking about, Mother?" "They want to kill me?" "Murder? Slaughter's a Blood Squad job." exclaimed the talking cat.( Sigler's Blood caused halllucinations.)
The sound of footsteps echoed from down the hallway. It almost sounded like the steel soled boots which were worn by Overlord Siglers Blood Squad!! "Herman Fallywag! Surrender Now!" What could it mean? The voice sounded like Stephen Hawkin. I launched into a run, footsteps behind me grew louder.
The O.S.B.S. were relentless, bloodthirsty cultists that always seemed to have a track on us, somebody was leaking information to them. But who? Was it any of our new members? If so, who? I stopped short. I knew! Hutchins... It was J.C. Hutchins!! That backstabbing and soft bellied, babyfaced, myopic, pornographic hobo!.... HE would be our next BLOODMEAL!!!!! "Do you know where the lock is?" Hutchins had disguised himself as a Vietnamese prostitute. That baby-faced bastard, he/she ask $20 for a "job", and wouldn't confess his real intentions.
A single sound resonated from the closed door. A sharp chill arose, the stench of rotting flesh filling my nostrils and making me very horny. AAAAh, yes Flashback....Houston....pubcrawl...nachos... Junkies surrounding Sigler like henchmen. The Blood Squad was born! But it was only Thursday.
"Dieing is easy, living is the hard part.
It was a dark night and....
It was a dark night and the blood on the ground looked black in the poor light. I reached out and caressed my hairy toe. Good, she thought the knife wasn't sharp enough to lacerate, but she was impatient. She needed it bad, she was going to have to do it eventually. The toe tasted kinda like fish...from Sushi Emporium, but she chewed as I cut the second toe off. Masturbation and diarrhoea, the usual kinky stuff, couldn't beat this! Police Sirens rang. "Shit, its the Blood Squad!" We stuffed the condoms with extra toes, and tied them to my belt. We ran to Hooters to get a meat grinder to grind up the toes for later use. "HURRY, Fuck-face," She said, "They're going to procrastinate unless Mother gets these toes!!" Once we got through the fog, we got to mother's, it all started with Mother. She needed those toes. Sigler's Blood was addictive. She munched "This is good" "They don't want to help you, they want to kill you!" "What are you talking about, Mother?" "They want to kill me?" "Murder? Slaughter's a Blood Squad job." exclaimed the talking cat.( Sigler's Blood caused halllucinations.) The sound of footsteps echoed from down the hallway. It almost sounded like the steel soled boots which were worn by Overlord Siglers Blood Squad!! "Herman Fallywag! Surrender Now!" What could it mean? The voice sounded like Stephen Hawkin. I launched into a run, footsteps behind me grew louder. The O.S.B.S. were relentless, bloodthirsty cultists that always seemed to have a track on us, somebody was leaking information to them. But who? Was it any of our new members? If so, who? I stopped short. I knew! Hutchins... It was J.C. Hutchins!! That backstabbing and soft bellied, babyfaced, myopic, pornographic hobo!.... HE would be our next BLOODMEAL!!!!! "Do you know where the lock is?" Hutchins had disguised himself as a Vietnamese prostitute. That baby-faced bastard, he/she ask $20 for a "job", and wouldn't confess his real intentions. A single sound resonated from the closed door. A sharp chill arose, the stench of rotting flesh filling my nostrils and making me very horny. AAAAh, yes Flashback....Houston....pubcrawl...nachos... Junkies surrounding Sigler like henchmen.
(Clarification: Since it's been a while....This is a collaboratiive story. Each person adds five words. Leaving the sentence open after five words is acceptable and also more fun! Just keep adding to the top and most importantly....have fun!)
huh?
It was a dark night and
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It was a dark night and the
It was a dark night and the blood on the ground looked black in the poor light. I reached out and caressed my hairy toe. Good, she thought the knife wasn't sharp enough to lacerate, but she was impatient. She needed it bad, she was going to have to do it eventually. The toe tasted kinda like fish...from Sushi Emporium, but she chewed as I cut the second toe off. Masturbation and diarrhoea, the usual kinky stuff, couldn't beat this! Police Sirens rang. "Shit, its the Blood Squad!" We stuffed the condoms with extra toes, and tied them to my belt. We ran to Hooters to get a meat grinder to grind up the toes for later use. "HURRY, Fuck-face," She said, "They're going to procrastinate unless Mother gets these toes!!" Once we got through the fog, we got to mother's, it all started with Mother. She needed those toes. Sigler's Blood was addictive. She munched "This is good" "They don't want to help you, they want to kill you!" "What are you talking about, Mother?" "They want to kill me?" "Murder? Slaughter's a Blood Squad job." exclaimed the talking cat.( Sigler's Blood caused halllucinations.) The sound of footsteps echoed from down the hallway. It almost sounded like the steel soled boots which were worn by Overlord Siglers Blood Squad!! "Herman Fallywag! Surrender Now!" What could it mean? The voice sounded like Stephen Hawkin. I launched into a run, footsteps behind me grew louder. The O.S.B.S. were relentless, bloodthirsty cultists that always seemed to have a track on us, somebody was leaking information to them. But who? Was it any of our new members? If so, who? I stopped short. I knew! Hutchins... It was J.C. Hutchins!! That backstabbing and soft bellied, babyfaced, myopic, pornographic hobo!.... HE would be our next BLOODMEAL!!!!! "Do you know where the lock is?" Hutchins had disguised himself as a Vietnamese prostitute. That baby-faced bastard, he/she ask $20 for a "job", and wouldn't confess his real intentions. A single sound resonated from the closed door. A sharp chill arose, the stench of rotting flesh filling my nostrils and making me very horny (add five words)
p.s. back on this thread again.
"What do you mean there's nothing i can do, you mean im hooked on Scott Sigler's podcast novels... im... a junkie..."- me
It was a dark night and the
It was a dark night and the blood on the ground looked black in the poor light. I reached out and caressed my hairy toe. Good, she thought the knife wasn't sharp enough to lacerate, but she was impatient. She needed it bad, she was going to have to do it eventually. The toe tasted kinda like fish...from Sushi Emporium, but she chewed as I cut the second toe off. Masturbation and diarrhoea, the usual kinky stuff, couldn't beat this! Police Sirens rang. "Shit, its the Blood Squad!" We stuffed the condoms with extra toes, and tied them to my belt. We ran to Hooters to get a meat grinder to grind up the toes for later use. "HURRY, Fuck-face," She said, "They're going to procrastinate unless Mother gets these toes!!" Once we got through the fog, we got to mother's, it all started with Mother. She needed those toes. Sigler's Blood was addictive. She munched "This is good" "They don't want to help you, they want to kill you!" "What are you talking about, Mother?" "They want to kill me?" "Murder? Slaughter's a Blood Squad job." exclaimed the talking cat.( Sigler's Blood caused halllucinations.) The sound of footsteps echoed from down the hallway. It almost sounded like the steel soled boots which were worn by Overlord Siglers Blood Squad!! "Herman Fallywag! Surrender Now!" What could it mean? The voice sounded like Stephen Hawkin. I launched into a run, footsteps behind me grew louder. The O.S.B.S. were relentless, bloodthirsty cultists that always seemed to have a track on us, somebody was leaking information to them. But who? Was it any of our new members? If so, who? I stopped short. I knew! Hutchins... It was J.C. Hutchins!! That backstabbing and soft bellied, babyfaced, myopic, pornographic hobo!.... HE would be our next BLOODMEAL!!!!! "Do you know where the lock is?" Hutchins had disguised himself as a Vietnamese prostitute. That baby-faced bastard, he/she ask $20 for a "job", and wouldn't confess his real intentions. A single sound resonated from the closed door. A sharp chill arose, the stench of rotting flesh filling my nostrils
[1st Dutch junkie] All that matters is getting my fix.
It was a dark night ( add 4 words now)
It was a dark night and the blood on the ground looked black in the poor light. I reached out and caressed my hairy toe. Good, she thought the knife wasn't sharp enough to lacerate, but she was impatient. She needed it bad, she was going to have to do it eventually. The toe tasted kinda like fish...from Sushi Emporium, but she chewed as I cut the second toe off. Masturbation and diarrhoea, the usual kinky stuff, couldn't beat this! Police Sirens rang. "Shit, its the Blood Squad!" We stuffed the condoms with extra toes, and tied them to my belt. We ran to Hooters to get a meat grinder to grind up the toes for later use. "HURRY, Fuck-face," She said, "They're going to procrastinate unless Mother gets these toes!!" Once we got through the fog, we got to mother's, it all started with Mother. She needed those toes. Sigler's Blood was addictive. She munched "This is good" "They don't want to help you, they want to kill you!" "What are you talking about, Mother?" "They want to kill me?" "Murder? Slaughter's a Blood Squad job." exclaimed the talking cat.( Sigler's Blood caused halllucinations.) The sound of footsteps echoed from down the hallway. It almost sounded like the steel soled boots which were worn by Overlord Siglers Blood Squad!! "Herman Fallywag! Surrender Now!" What could it mean? The voice sounded like Stephen Hawkin. I launched into a run, footsteps behind me grew louder. The O.S.B.S. were relentless, bloodthirsty cultists that always seemed to have a track on us, somebody was leaking information to them. But who? Was it any of our new members? If so, who? I stopped short. I knew! Hutchins... It was J.C. Hutchins!! That backstabbing and soft bellied, babyfaced, myopic, pornographic hobo!.... HE would be our next BLOODMEAL!!!!! "Do you know where the lock is?" Hutchins had disguised himself as a Vietnamese prostitute. That baby-faced bastard, he/she ask $20 for a "job", and wouldn't confess his real intentions. A single sound resonated from the closed door. A sharp chill arose, the stench of rotting
(any one notice that there is a MOTHER, Mommy figure in here?)
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