New Ways for Scott to Slaughter the Victims

This seemed like the most sensible place to post this. Can you think of any interesting ways that Scott could kill people, not that he needs our advice but I'm kind of curious. The kid getting his arm ripped off in Nocturnal for instance gives me an idea. What if someone got their arm pulled off and was then bitch-slapped to death with their own hand! Think of the humiliation of that one. Far better than getting hit with the soggy end don't ya think? Or how about people forced to play tennis with a grenade on a random timer, until only 1 of them is left alive? What ideas have you junkies got?

A Nocturnals family dinner?

Twowire's picture

Being slowly cooked alive limb by limb and being forced to watch as your sampled and eaten piece by piece.

 

["No matter where you go, there you are"] - And Sigler always knows there is!


sorry about the triple post!

sorry about the triple post!

Fixed.

JP's picture
Hey, it happens to the best of us. And even me sometimes. Seriously, I only saw two, and removed one for you. You're GTG! If there's another one, I missed it.

 

 

- Verveces tui similes pro ientaculo mihi appositi sunt. (I have jerks like you for breakfast.)


how bout this? if the

how bout this? if the character is a crackhead, replace his crack with powdered glass!

lol

gmanvsfreeman's picture

G-Man

Nine million terrorists in the world I gotta kill one with smaller feet than my sister. - John McClane


All hail our Benevolent

All hail our Benevolent Overlord! All hail Scott Sigler!

What about those stinging jellyfish from Australia......

ogreoregon's picture
They are supposed to inflict the worst possible pain throughout your body. They contain neurotoxins and cardiotoxins so you die a horrible death if you can't get help rightaway. add some of those to your hot tub and invite the gang over. I think they did a CSI episode about this kind of thing. *** I am Renfield to Sigler's Dracula ***

oh oh oh !!! do the pirate

Delhome's picture
oh oh oh !!! do the pirate treatment and hang them from the rafters by their genitals!!! I am Matthias the Groveler, Qyuth Warrior dedicated to the rise of the Sigler Empire, and resident lurker on the forums....

If you're gonna go pirate..

Gmork's picture
Avast, matey....lash me to the mast and call me Polly! If you are going to some pirately manslaughter then you have to do some keelhauling! ___________________ $DO || ! $DO ; try try: command not found

Hey Gmork...

JP's picture
You're kinda hot when you talk pirate. But not as hot as Shadygirl. Her veins bulge when she talks pirate. (grin)

 

 

- Verveces tui similes pro ientaculo mihi appositi sunt. (I have jerks like you for breakfast.)


omg...lol

Gmork's picture

I laughed so hard I almost peed. :D 

I'll have to check my *ahem* veins *ahem* the next time I use pirate speak .... to see if they become more robust as well. (toothy grin)


just say it, you know you want to

gmanvsfreeman's picture

G-Man

Nine million terrorists in the world I gotta kill one with smaller feet than my sister. - John McClane


Okay, okay....

Gmork's picture

BOOBS

Tongue out


lol

gmanvsfreeman's picture

G-Man

Nine million terrorists in the world I gotta kill one with smaller feet than my sister. - John McClane


Argh!!!!!! We could also

Delhome's picture
Argh!!!!!! We could also force them to watch teletubbies... I am Matthias the Groveler, Qyuth Warrior dedicated to the rise of the Sigler Empire, and resident lurker on the forums....

Teletubbies?

Mr Fahrenheit's picture
That is truly diabolical. -- Death, chaos and mayhem, the music of the night

oh, see now that's just cruel.

freakazoid101's picture
I don't think even Scott would stoop to that level. *shudders* *~* My thoughts this week: Waiting is an essential part of junkie life. Ok, this is how retarded my maths teachers are: I got told off for doing too much work. So I freakin finished the syllabus 5 months early... Isn't that a good thing?

Intestinal hanging

I say slash open their stomach on a roof, rip out their intestines and wrap them around the neck then kick them over the side to dangle with own organs.

I'm sticking with...

Gmork's picture
Defenestration Or maybe a wood chipper ___________________ $DO || ! $DO ; try try: command not found

I checked out the link.....Windows, Manure... LMAO!!!

ogreoregon's picture
Defenestration should be mandentory for all evildoers, Oh, exept for our Evil Overlord, scuze me.

he he...

Gmork's picture
Nuthin' like surviving being thrown out of a window only to have your life saved by a heaping pile of shit....brilliant! ___________________ $DO || ! $DO ; try try: command not found

Insult

Mr Fahrenheit's picture
I like this idea, insult to the injury because you would be saved by your own shit. That's genius -- Death, chaos and mayhem, the music of the night

i still like the thought of vivisection

treed's picture
much like what braveheart got from crotch to neck the voices just shuddered * It's all about the Numbers, my friends The Math god

corrosive chemicals in

Medri's picture
corrosive chemicals in asthma inhalers, suck it straight into the lungs. switch all eye wash stations to nitric acid. on second toughts.. i seem to have lost any appetite for thinking of ways to harm others..

he can rip their throats out

The Supreme Narutard's picture
he can rip their throats out with his teeth. like in Iowa Typhoon. By the way, Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Have them eat

Fatal1ty's picture
my mother-in-law's bean soup. They will self-disembowel. "Trample the weak, hurdle the dead."

you really don't like that stuff...

freakazoid101's picture
If I recall correctly, you mentioned in another post how much you hated it. It can't be that rancid...can it? *~* My thoughts this week: Waiting is an essential part of junkie life. Last exam this tuesday! It's maths. Hope it goes better than last time. :S

Not a fan. On an unrelated

Fatal1ty's picture
Not a fan. On an unrelated note, I'm doubly mad that I was listening to part 1 of Snipe Hunt, and turned on what I thought was part 2, only to have Siglerhead telling me the snipes were killing everyone. I was 20 seconds into his story so far before I realized I had part 3, and not part 2. I'm going now. "Trample the weak, hurdle the dead."

....

jtmanis's picture
Having their testicles burnt off in a toaster, than fed to them with cyanide-shaped viagra.

mmmmm

treed's picture
things are getting a little (this is no reference to the overlords height) outlandish* It's all about the Numbers, my friends The Math god

How about choking somebody

How about choking somebody to death with bloody tampons?

problem is, there are some

Delhome's picture
problem is, there are some guys who would get turned on by the thought of that..... I am Matthias the Groveler, Qyuth Warrior dedicated to the rise of the Sigler Empire.

How about have a guy's

Delhome's picture
How about have a guy's testicles stuffed up nose and sewn in, then fed into a rusty meat grinder starting with the toes and going in only an inch a minute....... I am Matthias the Groveler, Qyuth Warrior dedicated to the rise of the Sigler Empire.

That would be painful

NightHawK's picture
That would be painful

Kinda the point... ain't

Delhome's picture
Kinda the point... ain't it? I am Matthias the Groveler, Qyuth Warrior dedicated to the rise of the Sigler Empire.

hmmm....

jtmanis's picture
Attacked by a miniature doberman.....

Really?

Mr Fahrenheit's picture
dude, a miniature doberman? Really? Why a mini one? -- Death, chaos and mayhem, the music of the night

tom green is that you??????

redhedtexan's picture

TEXANS unite bring the dark overlord to his true home


Because

jtmanis's picture
They're normally evil, so if they're smaller and kill someone it's just disturbing, and hilarious.

Yeah, that's true

Mr Fahrenheit's picture
Yeah, that's true enough. -- Death, chaos and mayhem, the music of the night

Great question

AshFan's picture
I am a HUGE fan of accidental death by vaccuum cleaner related intercourse. Also, I think he should have a villain who is hooked on those new potato-chips with "illustra" or whatever, and right when he is about to kill the heros, he has massive cramping, and his colon explodes saving the day. Or how a character who is slowly bleeding to death because of a broken light bulb he inserted into his colon... on a search for the one man in the world who can save him, but time is running out...

Thats gotta hurt

gmanvsfreeman's picture

G-Man

Nine million terrorists in the world I gotta kill one with smaller feet than my sister. - John McClane


vacuum sex

freakazoid101's picture
On BBC Radio 1 in the UK they had this circus dwarf who pulls around a Henry Hoover (google it... Hoovers shouldn't have faces) with his cock. A variety of celebrities have attempted it and the sound it makes ent pretty. *~* My thoughts this week: I'm going to fail my exams this month... Proved by starting the week with a D.. In maths. Mathematics! This is someone who rarely gets below 90% in maths. Not good.

Air compressor See the fun

Dancinpb's picture
Air compressor See the fun new weapons post.

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