Herpes never looked so cute!

Posted December 18th, 2007 by Gmork
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I happened across this link to plush toys emulating germs and diseases. Click here to see just how cute a herpes germ can look!
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Back in stock....

Gmork's picture
On May 11th, 2008 Gmork says:

That's right... after several weeks of being on back order, herpes is back in stock! 

And they'ved added toxic mold, red blood cells, and white blood cells :)

http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/6708/images/2358/


Flesh eating disease has a little knife and fork....

ogreoregon's picture
On May 11th, 2008 ogreoregon says:
I think I will order a fat cell, a brain cell, herpes is just too cute, and oh heck, E. coli is just adorable.*I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*

That is disturbing

n8man's picture
On April 16th, 2008 n8man says:

on more than one level...
Nate Dogg... "life is hard. But its one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne


yet very cool

Pjotr NL's picture
On May 11th, 2008 Pjotr NL says:

yet very cool 

Convoco vel intereo, [1st Dutch junkie] All that matters is getting my fix.


I've got head lice....

Gmork's picture
On April 16th, 2008 Gmork says:
My head lice arrived in the mail today but herpes continues to be on backorder....Damn!

Poor Herpes!

Johnny Ghoul's picture
On January 7th, 2008 Johnny Ghoul says:
That's the cutest ding-dang-dog-darn thing I've ever seen! They even have a space for "action shots". But no one wants to have their photo taken with Poor Lil' Herpes. I'll have to order one just for the pic. Of me. With herpes. ...anyone?...nothing?.... ugh. Cute, though.

You gotta be freakin'

railroadgrrl's picture
On January 7th, 2008 railroadgrrl says:
You gotta be freakin' kidding me?!!!???!??!??!?!!? They are cute though............LOL Wouldn't mind getting alittle herpes and syphillis for my ex...........evil grin.

herpes

On January 4th, 2008 sarah okumura (not verified) says:
please someone help me i have herpes and i might infect a dick

awww...

jtmanis's picture
On December 20th, 2007 jtmanis says:
look at the fat cells :D They're inside me XD

oh my freakin sigler...

freakazoid101's picture
On December 20th, 2007 freakazoid101 says:
that's what those plush toys my bio teacher has?! Fuckin ay!

freaking hysterical

treed's picture
On December 21st, 2007 treed says:
thsi is funny, your biology teacher has these?? oh man, NOW i REALLY have to get those (I am also a certified science teacher grades 8-12) question.........your beautiful art teacher's name wouldn't be cornelius, would it?? the voices watch with fasination * It's all about the Numbers, my friends The Math god

WTF?

n8man's picture
On April 16th, 2008 n8man says:

Who is cornelius?
Nate Dogg... "life is hard. But its one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne


it's music teacher...

freakazoid101's picture
On December 21st, 2007 freakazoid101 says:
and it's james.. Yeah, we started the nervous system and she passed around the brain cell one. Had no idea it was an actual brain cell plush. Just some wierd squid thing that looked like a neurone. Why are the voices fascinated?

i want the complete set

treed's picture
On December 21st, 2007 treed says:
the voices have their own reasons for things and teenage drama is always a fascination damn, i learned more than i cared to know about teenage girls sex lifes my first few years of teaching, pregnancy rate at that school was over 20 % and i seemed to have most of them in my classes this recent thing with the celebraty star shit and that 16 yr old spears girl getting pregnant, do not care to think about how the media and the stars and their fans are gonna handle this, not well i imagine too much wrong in that senerio * It's all about the Numbers, my friends The Math god

Buy enough and...

Gmork's picture
On December 21st, 2007 Gmork says:
The site will earn you points to receive a discount for them! I think I am going to order the head lice plush for a teacher friend of mine. He seems to have at least one kid a year that gets sent home for it..maybe it will be a deterrent to actually see what it looks like, magnified.

head lice, no fun

treed's picture
On December 21st, 2007 treed says:
my own kids got head lice one year, from cousins who live in the country no fun i tell ya, none what so ever........................ * It's all about the Numbers, my friends The Math god

the uk has the highest european teen preggers rate...

freakazoid101's picture
On December 21st, 2007 freakazoid101 says:
possibly because the age of consent is 16. The amount of aborted babies I've heard about from my peers. Doesn't help that my year group is nicknamed the brothel on the hill. (hill because we're on the top floor and brothel because...well, you can figure that out.) which is ironic because we were given that name by a pregnant 14 year old from a different school, at the time when about 60% of the year group were still virgins... that's my teenage drama. That and deciding whether we should go on the carousel at the german market, or whether it would be seen as too immature. We went on. Maybe you should show your pupils the plush toys and say they're scale models of what'll happen if they carry on with the promiscuity. Even the eyes.

sounds like a plan

treed's picture
On December 21st, 2007 treed says:
would diffinately give them something to think about * It's all about the Numbers, my friends The Math god

wowz

tubeyes's picture
On December 20th, 2007 tubeyes says:
Mine looks more scabby

Eww!

Gmork's picture
On December 20th, 2007 Gmork says:
Just don't pick an flick it, man!

Brains...

MitchB1990's picture
On December 19th, 2007 MitchB1990 says:
I want the brain cell one...

you need (more) brain

fluxx's picture
On December 20th, 2007 fluxx says:
you need (more) brain cells "What do you mean there's nothing i can do, you mean im hooked on Scott Sigler's podcast novels... im... a junkie..."- me

i used to have

zaphodbblx's picture
On December 19th, 2007 zaphodbblx says:
The one that represents brewing yeast....but my kitty pissed on it

Dude that sucks!

Gmork's picture
On December 19th, 2007 Gmork says:
Bad kitty, bad kitty!

Now you can go and get

zackmann's picture
On December 19th, 2007 zackmann says:
Now you can go and get herpes

Exactly!

Gmork's picture
On December 19th, 2007 Gmork says:
And without any creams or meds to keep breakouts away :D

this is HYSTERCAL

treed's picture
On December 19th, 2007 treed says:
they HAVE to add the triangles to this..................... the voices demand it * It's all about the Numbers, my friends The Math god

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