Herpes never looked so cute!

Posted December 18th, 2007 by Gmork (MP)

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I happened across this link to plush toys emulating germs and diseases. Click here to see just how cute a herpes germ can look!

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I gave my boss an ulcer...

On July 1st, 2008 (14:12 GMT) DougS says:

...as a Christmas gift a couple years ago. She thought it was pretty funny, and it made a good conversation piece on her desk.

cute~?>

On June 21st, 2008 (01:23 GMT) jtswambo says:

g your odd. mork your odder

what's wrong with a bit of senseless violence to a lemming?

they're only going to walk off a cliff.

I've never said this before, and doubt I will again

On June 20th, 2008 (16:35 GMT) Just_Another_Junkie says:

I want herpes, the black death and head lice!

You want flies with that?

On June 20th, 2008 (17:24 GMT) Wolf (MC) says:

You want flies with that?

HAHAHA

On June 21st, 2008 (17:10 GMT) treed (MC) says:

-aaaaaaaaa, no
http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/

"Infectious Awareables"

On June 3rd, 2008 (05:03 GMT) JP (MC) says:

If you like those, check out the neck ties at Infectious Awareables. The perfect thing for the well-dressed science teacher, or CDC employee!

- Prospice tibi--ut Gallia, to quoque in tres partes dividaris.

that would be a cool tie

On June 4th, 2008 (12:31 GMT) Pjotr NL (MC) says:

to wear to a Infected book signing.

[1st Dutch junkie] All that matters is getting my fix.

TB

On June 4th, 2008 (11:11 GMT) treed (MC) says:

-get my approval

http://www.5clickstore.com/iawareables/images/Productzoom/TB_tie_illst_1400.jpg

http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/

OK, if you don't like corny humor, stop reading now.

On June 4th, 2008 (18:27 GMT) JP (MC) says:

So treed, if you were wearing this tie to school the day you administered a test, would the students be taking a TB tie test? (Sorry, I had to do it.) And Nate, if you don't get it, ask your Dad.

- Prospice tibi--ut Gallia, to quoque in tres partes dividaris.

i knew someone who ued to complain of getting TB

On June 4th, 2008 (18:25 GMT) treed (MC) says:

-Tired Butt
http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/

Back in stock....

On May 11th, 2008 (09:51 GMT) Gmork (MP) says:

That's right... after several weeks of being on back order, herpes is back in stock!

And they'ved added toxic mold, red blood cells, and white blood cells :)

http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/6708/images/2358/

Flesh eating disease has a little knife and fork....

On May 11th, 2008 (15:27 GMT) ogreoregon (MC) says:

I think I will order a fat cell, a brain cell, herpes is just too cute, and oh heck, E. coli is just adorable.*I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*

Mad Cow and the Clap are

On June 13th, 2008 (16:07 GMT) Wolf (MC) says:

Mad Cow and the Clap are kinda cute, too.

That is disturbing

On April 16th, 2008 (18:25 GMT) n8man (MC) says:

on more than one level...
Nate Dogg... "life is hard. But its one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne

yet very cool

On May 11th, 2008 (13:22 GMT) Pjotr NL (MC) says:

yet very cool

Convoco vel intereo, [1st Dutch junkie] All that matters is getting my fix.

yet very yucky

On June 2nd, 2008 (20:04 GMT) n8man (MC) says:

Nate Dogg (#6 crackhits if mumo doesn't pass me)... "life is hard. But its one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne

And Yet...

On June 13th, 2008 (15:51 GMT) Insignificant B... says:

Yet too adorable to pass up!

"Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie."

I've got head lice....

On April 16th, 2008 (17:25 GMT) Gmork (MP) says:

My head lice arrived in the mail today but herpes continues to be on backorder....Damn!

Poor Herpes!

On January 7th, 2008 (22:37 GMT) Johnny Ghoul says:

That's the cutest ding-dang-dog-darn thing I've ever seen! They even have a space for "action shots". But no one wants to have their photo taken with Poor Lil' Herpes. I'll have to order one just for the pic. Of me. With herpes. ...anyone?...nothing?.... ugh. Cute, though.

You gotta be freakin'

On January 7th, 2008 (22:59 GMT) railroadgrrl says:

You gotta be freakin' kidding me?!!!???!??!??!?!!? They are cute though............LOL Wouldn't mind getting alittle herpes and syphillis for my ex...........evil grin.

herpes

On January 4th, 2008 (18:12 GMT) sarah okumura (not verified) says:

please someone help me i have herpes and i might infect a dick

awww...

On December 20th, 2007 (17:38 GMT) jtmanis says:

look at the fat cells :D They're inside me XD

oh my freakin sigler...

On December 20th, 2007 (16:11 GMT) freakazoid101 says:

that's what those plush toys my bio teacher has?! Fuckin ay!

freaking hysterical

On December 21st, 2007 (09:30 GMT) treed (MC) says:

thsi is funny, your biology teacher has these?? oh man, NOW i REALLY have to get those (I am also a certified science teacher grades 8-12) question.........your beautiful art teacher's name wouldn't be cornelius, would it?? the voices watch with fasination * It's all about the Numbers, my friends The Math god

WTF?

On April 16th, 2008 (18:09 GMT) n8man (MC) says:

Who is cornelius?
Nate Dogg... "life is hard. But its one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne

it's music teacher...

On December 21st, 2007 (09:54 GMT) freakazoid101 says:

and it's james.. Yeah, we started the nervous system and she passed around the brain cell one. Had no idea it was an actual brain cell plush. Just some wierd squid thing that looked like a neurone. Why are the voices fascinated?

i want the complete set

On December 21st, 2007 (09:07 GMT) treed (MC) says:

the voices have their own reasons for things and teenage drama is always a fascination damn, i learned more than i cared to know about teenage girls sex lifes my first few years of teaching, pregnancy rate at that school was over 20 % and i seemed to have most of them in my classes this recent thing with the celebraty star shit and that 16 yr old spears girl getting pregnant, do not care to think about how the media and the stars and their fans are gonna handle this, not well i imagine too much wrong in that senerio * It's all about the Numbers, my friends The Math god

Buy enough and...

On December 21st, 2007 (19:11 GMT) Gmork (MP) says:

The site will earn you points to receive a discount for them! I think I am going to order the head lice plush for a teacher friend of mine. He seems to have at least one kid a year that gets sent home for it..maybe it will be a deterrent to actually see what it looks like, magnified.

head lice, no fun

On December 21st, 2007 (21:57 GMT) treed (MC) says:

my own kids got head lice one year, from cousins who live in the country no fun i tell ya, none what so ever........................ * It's all about the Numbers, my friends The Math god

the uk has the highest european teen preggers rate...

On December 21st, 2007 (13:38 GMT) freakazoid101 says:

possibly because the age of consent is 16. The amount of aborted babies I've heard about from my peers. Doesn't help that my year group is nicknamed the brothel on the hill. (hill because we're on the top floor and brothel because...well, you can figure that out.) which is ironic because we were given that name by a pregnant 14 year old from a different school, at the time when about 60% of the year group were still virgins... that's my teenage drama. That and deciding whether we should go on the carousel at the german market, or whether it would be seen as too immature. We went on. Maybe you should show your pupils the plush toys and say they're scale models of what'll happen if they carry on with the promiscuity. Even the eyes.

Herpes never looked so cute!

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