Dec. 31, 2007: Mission - Add INFECTED to Amazon lists

If you were a fan back in April of 2007, you remember how bad Amazon tried to screw me. Well, now it's time to get them back -- try and stop the Sigler Ascenscion, will you? Well then, the OJs will hijack the very system you tried to use to stop me!

Junkies, here is your new mission. Time to add INFECTED to your lists at Amazon.com.

Amazon's Lists help readers find items associated with their searches. For example, if you put INFECTED on a list with Stephen King books, sometimes when you search for King books you'll see "Listmania" off to the left and those lists will include your list with INFECTED. Helps customers make purchases based on the likes of other customers with similiar tastes.

STEPS:

  1. Create a Listmania list by clicking here.
  2. Fill out the form.
  3. Copy-and-paste in these tags: adventure,book,books,action,science fiction,suspense,thriller,metal,aliens,evolution,military,monster,movie,stephen king,michael crichton
  4. Click "Add Product." The first one you want to add is INFECTED. This makes sure it's at the top of the list. Put in a few words about how you heard the podcast and can't wait for the hardcover.
  5. Keep adding products. Click "Add Product," then add books, movies and games you like. If you need ideas to add, here's what would help:
  • I Am Legend by Richard Matheson
  • Duma Key: A Novel by Stephen King
  • New Moon: Twilight BookTw0 by Stephanie Meyers
  • The Chase by Clive Cussler
  • Relic by Douglas Preston and Licoln Child
  • The Road by Cormac McCarthy
  • Contact Harvest (Halo) by Joseph Staten
  • Double Cross by James Patterson
  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by J.K. Rowling
  • Eclipse (Twilight Book 3) by Stephanie Meyer
  • The Darkest Evening of the Year by Dean Koontz
  • Protect and Defend by Vince Flynn

Put in what you want, hit "publish list," and that's it! This will help INFECTED show up in searches and hopefully sell more books.

STILL HAVE MORE TIME TO HELP?
Then go to the INFECTED product page on amazon, and start entering keywords like:

  • Thriller
  • Horror
  • Suspense
  • Monster
  • Monsters
  • Anything else you think represents INFECTED.

 

THANKS JUNKIES!!

Amazon

Fatal1ty's picture
Ok, I did my Amazon duty for Infected. Listmania, then the tags. I was going to enter balls, and saw it's already there. I think all the tags are covered. I like the "sicko" personally. But that's just me. "Trample the weak, hurdle the dead."

Another wrench has been thrown in the corporate machine's cogs

schmitty's picture
Overlord, I too have made my nefarious entries. But, as I type, I am beginning to feel the uncontrollable shakes of withdrawl .. I need my episode 12 fix ....I can't go on like this!...

done

zaphodbblx's picture
done and done!

done!

Good luck!

Yes Master.

Nelzone's picture
As long as we don't have to eat bugs, like Renfield. I hope it's ok that I put some "Kitchen Shears" on my list... Taste is the Enemy of Art

Kitchen shears ...

scottsigler's picture
That's just plain cool.

And it works!

Gmork's picture
If you search Amazon.com for "chicken scissors" the results show two beands of poultry cutters as the first two results: *Pedrini Black & Satin Poultry Shears *J.A. Henckels Poultry Shears Click on anyone of those and look about halfway down the page in the section titled: Looking for "chicken scissors" products? What should appear but an advert for Scott Siglers bokk Infected! Simply brilliant ___________________ $DO || ! $DO ; try try: command not found

Listmania

All done, as instructed My Lord. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Scott's will be done.

merlik's picture
Added the tags to the audiobook version as well.

Good Idea!

Gmork's picture
I didn't add the audio version to my Amazon list...that's a smashing idea. That way both print and audio are covered! ___________________ $DO || ! $DO ; try try: command not found

I comply^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H Roger Wilco

Asher's picture
Sorry about that subject line. The important thing is that I did my share to screw Amazon.

Mission Completed - was not aware of the vastness of your...

greyboar's picture
Greatness! Found this listing on Amazon while completing the assignment: The North American adult incontinence market. (may exceed baby diaper sales) (includes related article on incontinence supplies industry forecasts) (Cover Story): An article from: Nonwovens Industry by Scott D. Sullivan and Scott Sigler Horror and Incontinence, some would say they are the same. Can we use you name to get a discount and be better prepared for the next scene with the chains returning into the walls?

All set, Sigs!

Alright, Scotty, I did what you asked, but you still have to convince me how a 5'2", 120lb scruffy-faced wrestler can ascend to an all-powerful Overlord! Well, I guess you DID put me in a tight-ass guillotine choke, then decided to spare my life. Nevermind, Lord Sigler, and I hope I didn't anger you with my imbecilic comments.

YOU DOUBT!!!!

Can we say Hile Sigler, If a sick,short ugly man with no sense of fashion can do it, A sick twisted bald dude with a nice way of making chills run up your spine and a great voice will have no problem. Your comments call for immediate annihilation of your City!!!!! Get on that Scott, ok! only total loyalty can be allowed!!!!!

Already Done!

KnitWitch's picture
Just got this message via email and double checked that Infected is on my latest Zone Library Listmania List. I do one for each show this season and talked about Infected in the last December episode, so I just had to go back in and modify the tags. Also added the customer keyword tags on the product page as requested... ------------ KnitWitch http://www.knitwitchzone.com

Calendar

KnitWitch's picture
Any chance that this "Calendar" section (where this mission message is posted) can be made visible on the main Forums list? Or are the missions like this intentionally being hidden?!? I'd never seen this section before accessing it through the link in the latest Junkie email. Just wondering. ------------ KnitWitch http://www.knitwitchzone.com

Crackhouse

Gmork's picture
The Calendar section is actually available in the dropdown menus at the top of the page -- under Crackhouse, then Calendar. I think the reason we've not seen it before is that this was the first request placed under that section. Hope this helps! ___________________ $DO || ! $DO ; try try: command not found

Done!

Gmork's picture
Let the evil start permeating through Amazon.com! ___________________ $DO || ! $DO ; try try: command not found

Done and done

qforlong's picture
Should we be pre-ordering or waiting behind the nearest bush to spring out and buy it when least expected? (or both?)

Done.

oopsatwork's picture
Amazon...I feel dirty every time I log on...

Mission "Screw Amazon" Complete!

The Supreme Narutard's picture
Mista Sigla! Mista Sigla! I has completed ze mission! Can I have a cookie now? i put you other books on there too, as well as the Infected Audio book. ALL HAIL TO THE SIGLER NATION! "SIG" HEIL!! By the way, Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Mission complete

Hughie's picture
Next time make it hard! Where's your Chicken Scissors?

Mission Complete

PodcastMike's picture
I have completed this mission... SIR! -- Mike Wills http://thenextgenerationofradio.com

Mission Accomplished!

tsolo888's picture
Hope it helps. On another note, if you need a minister of defense or something like that when you take over the world, I can help you out. I'm ex-Airborne and more importantly I currently work in the white collar world of software programming (can't get any more cut throat than that)

Sure you can!

Hughie's picture
Marine Corps! Once a Marine, Always a Marine. There aint no Ex-Marines! Blue collar coder here! Where's your Chicken Scissors?

So, a lethal programmer?

scottsigler's picture
You can parachute into a n LZ, kill the enemy, take out the security guards surrounding the server farm, then hack in and take over? Fuck it, you're hired.

Outstanding!

tsolo888's picture
I'm going to hold you to it now >:) Looks like you are coming down to Houston, I hope to make it when you do. Keep up the great work!

As you commanded Supreme Commander Sigler

Mental's picture
I have completed Both phases of the Mission. Awaiting further orders... C'mon can't I have my fix? I'm really hurting. Just something to tide me over. Please?

Scott, I followed your

darn's picture
Scott, I followed your instructions and am now awaiting a quick and painless death upon your ascension. No bout a doubt it

Done and Done

Brad P. from NJ's picture
Thanks for the reminder. I'm glad I could help. ------- Whole Lot of Nonsense PodCast - http://www.wholelotofnonsense.org UUCSH Sunday Services - http://uucsh.libsyn.com Follow Me - http://www.twitter.com/bpende Pownce on Me - http://www.pownce.com/bpende

Consider it done

I would say "I comply", but that would get my balls cut off...

No wonder you signed it as "anonymous"

scottsigler's picture

Yes it WOULD get your ball snipped. If only I knew who you were, you scheming bastard ..

 Oh, and THANKS!


You're welcome

SynapticJam's picture
This missive brought to you by SynapticJam - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken

Done!

Jedi_Kez's picture
I have done what The Master has instructed! :) Well... being in Canada, and only ever ordered from amazon.ca, I had to do the Listmania thing on that site. I added keywords on the US site though! Good luck Scott, I hope you get great results from this, and I cannot wait for your book to arrive in my mailbox!

Canda - same diff

scottsigler's picture
Same difference, different country. It's on sale April 1 in Canada, too, so it's all good my friend from the North.

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