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Mumo00 and Wallerdad's personal flame space
Posted February 13th, 2008 by SynapticJam (MC)
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This space has been created so Mumo00 and Wallerdad can snipe at each other all they want and not clutter up the other forum topics... You two have it out here or you'll have to stand in front of the whole class holding hands...
That actually happened to me once... sorta... I was in first grade, and I had a big crush on this girl named Jill and I got mixed up with another kid in class and the teacher thought we were passing notes... so we both had to stand in front of the class together holding hands.... one of the finest moments of my young life. Of course, the next year she moved away to Peru Indiana and broke my little heart... but she didn't really even know I liked her...
Getting back on track....
Um, can we get this thread back on track?!
Blubber. Mumo. 'nuff said
Oh Mo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oM, but we don't wanna stay on track
I don't know of one forum that has stayed on track the whole time...
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hee hee
it's less about keeping the thread on track nad more about abusing mumo
Oh poop!
The Gmoky Gmork is back, pearly whites and all! Wallerdad might just join Mumo to enjoy a dirt nap with him. (I'm just going to stand over here and mind my own biznaz.)
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MC; CA; UNdead Jester and Love Slave of the UNdead Grave Mother
That's right, baby..
Fangs are back in town! Rawr
You thought I was gonna just drop it, but noooo
Back to having the MC next to my name instead of the HM.
The following is a direct quote for the FDO himself:
"I'm working to improve the listing of those who die. KISS is reserved for those who actually buy the farm. So if your are a MC (Major Character) and you die, then you get the KISS. HM probably means you were mentioned or name-dropped, but you didn't croak." from http://www.scottsigler.com/node/2975.
Donald Martin is the Secretary of Defense in Contagious and is in many chapters of the book and not just mentioned or name dropped. That is a Major Character not just Honorable Mention.
GMork herself has me listed as under Vanessa, the Chief of Staff,
, who has MC btw, in the Wiki. http://www.scottsigler.com/wiki/index.php/Contagious
Come on, treat a junky right change me to a MC.
Thank You for your support
What a whiner!
Now put down your purse and man up! You just grab hold of that 'little bone(r)' and don't let go. Pathetic... really... does your vagina hurt?
hhhmmm... SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #4 in crack hits (Special? Ain't I just) Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient! Double Dipper and Triple Threat! All-around uberjunkie!
I just sent him
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MC; CA; UNdead Jester and Love Slave of the UNdead Grave Mother
Says the junky
That has I quote "tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #4 in crack hits (Special? Ain't I just) Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient! Double Dipper and Triple Threat! All-around uberjunkie!"
You got your recognition, I just want mine, it's not whining it's wanting whats mine.
And yes I do want cheese.
Hey! I'm #3... that shows how humble I am...
See... I'm actually #3 in the standings, but do I make a point out of it? hellzno. Thems scratch my butt words!
hhhmmm... SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #4 in crack hits (Special? Ain't I just) Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient! Double Dipper and Triple Threat! All-around uberjunkie!
yeah, well pretty soon you will be #2
Did I say that out loud? oops. yes I did, you will be #2 and not so humble then will ya?
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Nah... I'll frickin' shout that crap from the mountaintop.
Of course... I won't catchya for awhile yet... It's you're spot. It's your world and we're all just squirrels tryin' to get a nut. Except for mumo, he eats the whold damn tree. Roughage ya know. He needs all that extra fiber to pass all the small import cars he eats.
hhhmmm... SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #4 in crack hits (Special? Ain't I just) Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient! Double Dipper and Triple Threat! All-around uberjunkie!
Mumo is so fat...
The other day I was at the gym with mumo, when mumo came out of the shower after the workout, he was sooo fat, I asked him when was the last time he saw his pecker, he thought for a few moments then said it had been years since he was able to see his pecker. I asked him "Why dont you diet"? mumo replied back "dye it? why what color is it now?"
fat?
Wallerdad said for Christmas you wanted
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MC; CA; UNdead Jester and Love Slave of the UNdead Grave Mother
OMG!!!
I see dead people!
Head Coach
Wabash Wolfpack
ROFL
I just about died reading this. Thank you for that.
"Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie." {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}
You know it sucks...
Mumo is so fat when he wears red the neighborhood kids shout "Koolaid! Koolaid!"
Stop being so mean...
Mumo's not fat! So what if all of his pictures have to be done by satellite!
(oh dear, still feeling so guilty about picking on mumo... I'll just have to take a train and two buses just to get on his good side again)
Mumo00!!!
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MC; CA; UNdead Jester and Love Slave of the UNdead Grave Mother
Don't tell anyone else...
But I missed ya buddy....
I'm no longer the fattest person in the room!
hhhmmm... SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #4 in crack hits (Special? Ain't I just) Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient! Double Dipper and Triple Threat! All-around uberjunkie!
Ditto, what Jam said
Glad to see you 'round mumo!
Ditto for me also Mumo!
Glad to see you're round, Uh I mean, 'round. Heheheehheee!
KISS'd by Sigler. Honored recipient of the "Iron Man" Award. Pusher twice over. UNdead Advisor to the King Of UNdead for Sigler.
Ditto for me too!
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MC; CA; UNdead Jester and Love Slave of the UNdead Grave Mother
I'm gonna try to be around more
maybe not as round as Mumo but still around. :p
It good to see you back also! It starting to feel like old times aint it. :)
UNdead Advisor to the King Of UNdead for Sigler.
I'm gettin' all teary eyed....
All this love and good feelin' vibration....
Har! My tears are cause it hurts so damn much listenin' to all y'all prattle on like a bunch of pansies! Oooo... I miss you too... Oooooo... I love you.... Ooooooo... Why don't you get your fat ass off my porch ya damn sissy, the restraining order says 150 feet!
I may just have to head down Houston way again, just to say hi.
hhhmmm... SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #4 in crack hits (Special? Ain't I just) Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient! Double Dipper and Triple Threat! All-around uberjunkie!
SJ, dude, I really needed that.
Laughed so hard I started to tear up too.
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well, well....
"I'm gonna show him what a little girl's made of, gunpowder and lead"- Miranda Lambert
I've heard he's fat.
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MC; CA; UNdead Jester and Love Slave of the UNdead Grave Mother
beautiful
I got one, I got one.....
*I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*
Oh Ogre....
That brings a picture to mind that is hugely disturbing! Heehee, I said "hugely'!
KISS'd by Sigler. Honored recipient of the "Iron Man" Award. Pusher twice over. UNdead Advisor to the King Of UNdead for Sigler.
Mumo is sooooo fat
I asked him if he ever saw 90210 and he thought I was talking about his bathroom scale
I heard you told him he was fat.
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MC; CA; UNdead Jester and Love Slave of the UNdead Grave Mother
omg
Mumo is so fat...
He makes Free Willy look like a Goldfish!
Free Willy? Free Mumo's poor belt buckle, that's what! But then... you have free willy! and not slick willy neither!
hhhmmm... SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #4 in crack hits (Special? Ain't I just) Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient! Double Dipper and Triple Threat! All-around uberjunkie!
Mumo is so fat
If you look up the definition of fat in the dictionary you'll see a picture of Mumo! ;p
KISS'd by Sigler. Honored recipient of the "Iron Man" Award. Pusher twice over. UNdead Advisor to the King Of UNdead for Sigler.
Mumo is not dead!
I seen him bagging groceries at the Piggly Wiggly.
(or was that Elvis? I get dem two confused sometimes.)
I'd die for more Sigler!
The Flame space needs to be read by all
It must be kept on the 1st page.
BTW have yall been to Synaptic Jam's website, everyone check it out.
www.jameskeeling.com
Dude! Pimpin? I'd kiss you, but I've already slept over...
But this is the flame space... Mr, Dip the Wick in the candle of the week! Remember, I know what reading material is in your bathroom!
But yeah... the website is out there... I'm just getting started with it. It sucks right now of course... I'm still trying to build up some content... But now that you've said it, if you've got something, anything, please let me know. I'm new to the whole thing so I'm hopefully looking for this to be collaborative and all that crap... So swing by if ya want to. subscribe if ya want to... It won't suck as bad as some... Unless of course, ya want it to.
hhhmmm... SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #4 in crack hits (Special? Ain't I just) Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient! Double Dipper and Triple Threat! All-around uberjunkie!
how fat is mumo00 this week?
You are right RohiPnol
He did put on some holiday weight, Mumo is soooo fat, I took a picture of him on Christmas, and it's still printing
Mumo is so fat...
When he breaks wind, the state of texas sticks a spigot up his ass and uses it to replenish their entire stock of (un)natural gas.
hhhmmm... SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #4 in crack hits (Special? Ain't I just) Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient! Double Dipper and Triple Threat! All-around uberjunkie!
Mumo is so fat....
THX can't surround him
(oh God, I feel guilty now, but it was just to easy to use the best "Yo Momma" joke I've ever heard on Mumo)
Don't feel guilty
It's funny cause it's true
I have to say it at least once a week
Mumo is soooo fat.
how fat is he
He is soooo fat he has his own gravitational pull.
Wallerdad, Is it true
I heard that two small children got to close to him and were pulled into an orbit around him.
KISS'd by Sigler. Honored recipient of the "Iron Man" Award. Pusher twice over. UNdead Advisor to the King Of UNdead for Sigler.
You're kidding Jam!!!!!
That same thing happened to me in the 1st grade. A boy was in love with me and started holding my hand during P.E. The teacher told us to stand in front of the class and show them how much we loved each other. The boy started kicking and screaming and got sent to the Principles office. The teacher forgot about me. That was you wasn't it!!!!!!!!
You would have been so far out of my league......
I could never have worked up the nerve to even try to hold your hand in the first place.
hhhmmm... SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #4 in crack hits (Special? Ain't I just) Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient! Double Dipper and Triple Threat! All-around uberjunkie!
I just wanted to say
I'm really glad I've come back home, I've missed all my fellow junkies.
And Mumo is so fat he fell down, broke his leg and gravy came out.
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