Your cell phone: a weapon for the Future Dark Overlord™.

Junkies, time to turn your phones into weapons of mass destruction for Pope Siglericus XXX. Check out this bad-ass collection of ringtones and wallpapers created in conjunction with Myxer.com. Arm your phone with the INFECTED 60-second promo ringtone, the INFECTED book cover wallpaper, and for funzies, ringtones with the voices of Perry Dawsey (Discipline!) and the Triangles (FEED US!).

When these babies go off and people look at you like you're some kind of a pycho, tell them all about INFECTED's April 1 hardcover release. Tell them about the podcasts, about your Future Dark Overlord™ and how the world is basically screwed. Tell them about Siglerism, that it's the only true path to salvation!