THE CRYPT

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?1puvjk. Numogram. Inset patricide ching (Ching). Backlog cryptography inset ?2.

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Error3 reconstruct venenum. :|::|:

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fraticide redemptive infinitum :||::: |::::|

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:||::: Binodecimal triadic hyperfactor. Ascertain, obey, consist, execute. ||:||| To thine own self be true ...

This episode was written by Basil Sands and Scott Sigler. Basil is a podcast novelist with several titles available for free. You can learn more about him at BasilSands.com, or see all his books over at Podiobooks.com:Basil Sands.

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Maiden voyage djynx, subdecadence maps. Acquire, eliminate: deny thy truself.

This episode was written by Phil Rossi and Scott Sigler. Rossi is a podcast novelist and author of CRESCENT, a scifi/horror tale set in the blackest depths of space.  You can learn more about his punk ass and silky locks at PhilRossi.com.

The PUV James Keeling: a.k.a., The Crypt, designed by Arturo AlamillaOh snap-dilly-icious, take a gander at the winner of the Design the PUV James Keeling contest!

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The ship at left was designed by Arturo Alamilla, Junkie name "The Terran" (and Arturo, if you're out there, get back to me!) Yes, in typical Siglerism fashion, we can't reach the guy who won the damn thing ...

The Keeling, also known as "The Crypt," will be based on this design. To quote my favorite movie, Pumpkinhead, "there's some things I gotta do to it, before it's of any use to ya." We need to modify the tail section and do some other key changes before it's ready for combat (click on the "read more" tag below to see the other ships featured in THE CRYPT).

Watch out for this fucker ...: This ship was designed by Gonzalo Golpe.I fell in love with so many designs in this contest. There was just a sickening display of talent and creativity. Arturo's concept was closest to the needs of the story. However, some designs were so unique that I'm writing them into the three-season plot. Gonzalo Golpe's very different ship was way off my original spec, but after he explained his vision, I almost made this the winner. Then the evil part of my brain thought about how it could fit into the plot, and I gave Gonzalo's amazing design a completely new purpose in life. Gonzalo is on a completely different level, so go check out his website for some serious visual smack.

Best to run away ...: Dan Spears' design will be a fighterAlso, I simply couldn't pass up the nasty piece of death-dealing designed by Dan Spears. If you like spaceships, check out Dan's Website. He's sick, this guy, and there is more eye candy there than a convention hall that double-booked Victoria's Secret Corporate Party and the National "Shot Girls" Convention.

Finally, we had a major problem getting all the pictures off of the Pixish.com site before that site shut down. I have one more design I simply have to find. If you designed a ship that sort of looked like an unfolding planet, with some nasty, spikey stuff inside, please email it to scott@scottsigler.net as soon as you can.

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Junkies, howdy-ho. I'm still in Michigan handling famliy biz-nass. I thought I'd try out my portable recording rig and see if it measured up to your listening standards. My guinea pig? Another CRYPT story, this time the sad tale of Yolanda Smith. When you is a ho, the pimp always wins. This is your first peek inside the PUV James Keeling. Just a peek, mind you, the FDO™ wouldn't want to hike up his skirt and show you the good stuff all at once.

This episode of THE CRYPT was co-written by Tabitha "Tabz" Smith, world-famous for her work on Buffy Between the Lines. If you're a Buffy fan, you simply must check out this podcast. Turns out Tabz can kick out some semi-twisted concepts of her own, as evidenced by this story.

Click here to download THE CRYPT: PETTY OFFICER SAMUEL DRAPER

Merry Christmas, all! Here's a wee little Holiday gift for you, the first installment of the Twelve Days of Sigmas. More family issues have popped up, some rather severe shit, so we'll see if I can get you the next eleven. In the mean time, however, enjoy the storytelling stylings of a guy I really admire.

GUEST AUTHOR: JEREMY ROBINSON
This episode of THE CRYPT was co-written by Jeremy Robinson, publisher of Variance Publishing and author of the upcoming novel KRONOS. He's also the hardest-working man in the book business. Check out Jeremy's website. With six novels coming out in the next two years, you'll be hearing more about this guy real soon. If you like James Rollins or Lincoln Chid, you'll really dig J-Rob.

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Here we go with the third installment of the Twelve Days of Sigmas, crewmember Kirsten Graves from the PUV James Keeling. Sometimes we look at the crewmember, sometimes we see the crewmember through another's eyes. Originated by author Nathan Lowell and edited/modified by the FDO™, this piece puts a new spin on the phrase "no means no."

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The episode of THE CRYPT was co-authored with Nathan Lowell. Author of the podcast novels Quarter Share, Half Share, Full Share, Double Share, and South Coast,Nathan Lowell has been writing for forty years. His Golden Age of the Solar Clipper series is available as free podcasts novels over at Podiobooks.com.

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Click here to download THE CRYPT: Engineer B.W. Crites

How can you have a starship without a chief engineer? You just can't, it's against the rules of science fiction. Therefore, I give you the story of B.W. Crites, a brilliant engineer who has slung a few too many colorful phrases at a few too many officers. Originated by author Greg Crites and edited/modified by the FDO™, this story should give you an idea of what Captain Travis Ellis will be up against when he orders "full speed ahead."