

Yes yes, the download link was broken. Again. No reason to daub "Give our next fix, or [bleep] [BLEEP] [!#$%]" with blood on Scott's house front! GIVE IT UP ALREADY! Here it is, OK?
Blow the dust off your synapses, kids. Remember ENDGAME, the Book Two: Deceit/The Rookie contest? My nemesis J.C. Hutchins and I announce the winners. Swag abounds!
Congratulations to all of the ENDGAME winners!
Here is my story IOWA TYPHOON as recorded by Indiana Jim of the "Things Are Looking Up" podcast.
Click here to download IOWA TYPHOON
Click on this picture to see the Krakens' rink made for me by Junkie Skeet.
Get your asses ready for this one:
"ANCESTOR - THE MUSICAL"
PODCAST PROMOS:
That's right, Junkies - INFECTION has been optioned for a movie by Rogue Pictures, the same sweet cats that made SHAWN OF THE DEAD (although now it's known as INFESTED, the same title it will have when it comes out in hardcover in June, 2008). Now this doesn't mean it's going to be a movie for sure, they just bought the right to make it into a movie. Still, fuckin' good times! Click on the sexy Rogue Pictures logo to read more.
I found some video from an interview I did with Amy Mac about six months back, when Podshow launched the new version of their player. It's meaningless, you've all heard my drivel before, so watch it only if you're totally freaking bored and you want to see the Human Cadaver wave his hands around far too much.
Click here to watch the interview
Junkies! The final bonus episode for THE ROOKIE. Soon I will have new fiction for y'all. But for now, feast your ears on the world premier of JACK PALMS II: THIS IS LIFE, the new podcast novel by Seth Harwood. It's so new, it's not even out yet - the only place you can hear the first episode is right here, at least until June 3 when Seth kicks it off on his own feed.
Click to download The Rookie #29
PODCASTS MENTIONED IN THIS EPISODE:
June 2: PODCAST PUB CRAWL #1: 8pm, House of Shields in San Francisco, CA.
May 25-28: Scott is at the BAYCON sci-fi convention,, San Mateo Mariott, San Mateo, CA.
Big O of the Technofodder podcast steps up to the mic and hosts a great Q&A call-in session. Hear the Junkies give me crap, recorded live!
Click to download The Rookie Q&A Episode
June 2: PODCAST PUB CRAWL #1: 8pm, House of Shields in San Francisco, CA.
May 25-28: Scott is at the BAYCON sci-fi convention,, San Mateo Mariott, San Mateo, CA.
May 22: Grab a copy of 13 BULLETS by David Wellington: nasty-ass vampires tearing out throats, dismembering victims and vomiting blood - how can you go wrong?
As I type this, I feel the cold steel of a Tommygun barrel pressed against the back of my skull. I have no choice - I either post this promo, or the floor tastes my brains.
Click here to play the Billibub Baddings promo
Check out Tee in that picture, sporting ROOKIE gear!