ROOKIE
Krakens' #1 fan faces travishamockery of justice!
Posted June 8th, 2008 by scottsigler
Junkies! I'm 35,000 words into the Secret Mission of Death (the beloved SMOD™). I still can't talk about details. Dishes are piled high in the sink. Dirty clothes covder the floor, and I can't remember the last time I bathed. This ZZ Top beard is getting long and the Evil Dogs are looking at me like I'm a walking T-bone. But I peeked my head up for one second, and I discovered that Tee Morris has beed robbed.
Tee Morris is an author and a die-hard Krakens fan. He wears his #68 jersey to dozens of scifi conventions, including Balticon -- where a theif stole it! Now this thief is making Morris jump through hoops to get it back. While horribly offensive, it's also pretty funny, because Morris has to perform random and meaningless tasks, document them, and post evidence to the 'net.
The funniest bit is the Krakens' Thief Flickr Page. Fuck Waldo, where's that damn Krakens' Jersey!?!
SciFi Channel rips me off ... again
Posted April 9th, 2008 by scottsigler
Seriously, how hard would it have been for the SciFi people to just credit John Tweedy from THE ROOKIE as an influence for their programable tattoos? >Click to read the ripoff.
New KRAKENS teammates, plus fan art
Posted March 21st, 2008 by scottsigler
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Whoa-doggies! I'm getting caught up on emails from Junkies who are making art or throwin' down with their bad-ass Krakens jersies. These are just snapshots, you can see the full-sized photos at my Flickr page.>Click here for that picture shiz. And I know you're jealous of Tom Heading (DE, #45), Paul Best (LB, #50), Alexandra Press (CB, #14) and Douglass Glisson (OT, #69), so if you want that juicy jersey action, >click here to get Kraken's gear. |
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The Rookie #14.5 - BONUS EPISODE
Posted January 10th, 2007 by scottsigler
THE ROOKIE goes on GO DADDY. Visit GoDaddy, buy all the URLs you want and transfer domains until you crap, then enter the code 'SCOTT1' and WHAMMO you get 10 percent off!
---Errors fixed, re-download this episode if you got the bad version--
I am two weeks behind on call-ins and now I have to pay the price. Here's 35 or so call-ins from some ANGRY JUNKIES! Damn, you'd think you people didn't get your fix on time or something! Many apologies for the delays, but the fate of the free world hinges on my actions. Hyperbole? Heck no, dat's for REAL, mang!
Stuff mentioned on this episode
THE ROOKIE goes on GO DADDY. Visit GoDaddy, buy all the URLs you want and transfer domains until you crap, then enter the code 'SCOTT1' and WHAMMO you get 10 percent off!
The Rookie #9
Posted November 21st, 2006 by scottsigler
Coach Hokor thinks Quentin could be the best player in the league - in two to three years. Gredok tells Hokor they don't have that long: they either win now, or Hokor is out of a job (and knowing Gredok, possibly out of a life ...).
Quentin is busting his ass to adjust to the speed of Tier Two, but he's got a long way to go before he's even considered decent. The Krakens arrive at their home ... Ionath City on planet Ionath.
Guest stars in this episode, Joe Carpenter and Soccergirl!
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The Rookie #8.5 - BONUS EPISODE
Posted November 20th, 2006 by scottsigler
Holy crap, Batman! This bonus episode is chock-full of choco-rama goodness. More American football explanations for you so you can enjoy THE ROOKIE. More fan audio, a boat-load of awesome calls, and a rebuttal to some disparaging comments made by one JC Hutchins.
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The Rookie #8
Posted November 13th, 2006 by scottsigler
QUYTH WARRIORS:
LINEBACKERS & FULLBACKS
Quentin's first practice against a live defense is a total disaster. He's on Coach Hokor's bad side, Don Pine's bad side, and still has to memorize all the defensive players from other teams in the Quyth Irradiated Conference, the conference of the Ionath Krakens.
Scott "The Hack" Sigler delivers more goodness for your ears.
Promos in this episode
LINEBACKERS & FULLBACKS
The Rookie #7
Posted November 5th, 2006 by scottsigler
Quentin explores the Touchback, his new home with the Ionath Krakens, and meets his competition - two-time GFL champ Don Pine. Quentin also partakes in his first practice, and finds out that the big leagues are a lot harder than things were in the PNFL.
Promos in this episode
The Rookie #6
Posted November 2nd, 2006 by scottsigler
Quentin arrives at "The Touchback," the frigate that has been converted to the Kraken's team bus. He meets his competition for the starting spot, two-time GFL champion QB Don Pine, and perpetual bench-warmer Yhitzak Goldman.
Scott talks "Rookie" on Dragon Page
Posted October 31st, 2006 by scottsigler
This is one of my all-time favorite podcasts, and they were nice enough to give me an interview about THE ROOKE. Mike and Evo grill me about the book. I had a technical problem (gosh, who'd have thunk it ...) and the sound on my end is quite brutal. But hopefully you'll enjoy it.Click here to play the interview.
This is one of my all-time favorite podcasts, and they were nice enough to give me an interview about THE ROOKE. Mike and Evo grill me about the book. I had a technical problem (gosh, who'd have thunk it ...) and the sound on my end is quite brutal. But hopefully you'll enjoy it.
Want to comment? Go to the Dragon Page listing of the interview
