NOCTURNAL

Click here to download NOCTURNAL Episode #33

Pookie knows Bryan is wanted for the murder of Francis Parkmeyer, and the SFPD is en route to Robin Hudson's apartment. Will the cops find Robin in Bryan's arms? Police Chief Amy Zou has her own problems, trying to get Dimitri Vassiloff and Frank Lanza onboard the SS Jeremiah O'Brien -- if she doesn't, her daughters Tabz and Mur won't make it through the night. Aggie James can't shake the threats of Hillary; he'll do whatever it takes to avoid the dreaded Groom's Walk. And yes, Junkies, it's the return of Mister Biz-Nass.

LINKS:

• Click here to see designs for THE CRYPT, or follow the same link to enter the contest and design the ship yourself
• Click here to see Unit Insignia Designs for The Exterminators, a military unit featured in the upcoming hardcover novel CONTAGIOUS
• Click herefor Google map of a "Nocturnalized" San Francisco, including the locations in Episode #33 (Robin's apartment, Pier 45, The Golden Gate Yacht Club and the office of Mister Biz-Nass).
• Click here to learn about the liberty ship The Jeremiah O'Brien

PROMOS IN THIS EPISODE
• James Melzer's free podcast novel THE ZOMBIE CHRONICLES
• Free talk podcast The Legion of Lethargic Super Geeks

Click here to download NOCTURNAL Episode #32

IN THIS EPISODE:
Robin and Big Gay Max deal with the people that are lurking about in her apartment. Bryan, Adam Jessup, Alder Jessup flee San Francisco General Hospital with the Savior and a wounded cop in tow. Pookie Chang contemplates a career change ... Chang Bang, anyone? (apparently, the first time I posted this episode, Hutchinssss snuck in and removed the audio from the Black Mister Burns phone conversation. The error has been corrected. Hutchinnsss has been targeted for elimination, but he's crafty ...)

ART CONTESTS: BE A PART OF THE SIGLER UNIVERSE
• Design the PUV James Keeling, the featured ship in THE CRYPT
• Design an insignia for a military unit featured in CONTAGIOUS, the sequel to INFECTED

PODCASTS PLUGGED IN THIS EPISODE
• Young Junius free podcast novel by Seth Harwood
• Second Floor Lounge music podcast
• CrimeWAV free crime-fiction podcast

2008 FDO™ PODCASTING SCHEDULE
>Click here to read it and weep, bitches ... weep with joy, that is.

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 Click here to download NOCTURNAL Episode #31

It's back! No more delays, Junkies, let's get this party started!

IN THIS EPISODE:
Bryan's fight to rescue Savior heats up as he goes toe-to-toe with Pierre. The Russians and the Mob put their pieces in place for the end game, and Robyn's next on Rex's hit parade

PODCASTS MENTIONED IN THIS EPISODE:
The incomparable Mur Lafferty and her Playing for Keeps free audiobook.

OTHER STUFF:
- I address where I've been and why NOCTURNAL #31 is so, freakin', LATE!
- An update on CONTAGIOUS
- A big rant explaining my last big rant, that pissed off some Junkies

Click here to download NOCTURNAL Episode #30

SFGH Showdown: This is where Bryan & Rex throw down.IN THIS EPISODE:
Bryan and the Jessups race to San Francisco General Hospital to rescue Savior from Rex, Sly, Pierre and Sucka.

DESIGN THE CRYPT:
>Click here to learn how you can design the warship in Scott's new scifi/horror novel.

Click here to download NOCTURNAL Episode #29

Punnett Diagram for Marie's ChildrenIN THIS EPISODE:
Bryan goes for a ride with the Jessups. Chief Zou lays down the law, but wihtout all that pesky legal code. Doctor Stone Mason and Robin finally nail down the genome of Marie's Children. 

NEXT EPISODE:
Still dealing with the SMOD™ and the Future Dark Dog is in bad days. So don't expect the next episode of NOCTURNAL for 2-3 weeks. Quit yer bitchin', I'm going as quick as the speed of light will allow.

Madsen boogie: Check out this movie clip which is part of a scene in Episode #28Click here to download NOCTURNAL Episode #28

CONQUERED NATIONS
USA	Canada	England	Ireland	Scotland	Australia
Germany	Netherlands	Wales	Japan	Russia	Taiwan

JUNKIE-CHARACTERS IN THIS EPISODE:
Steve Staples a.k.a. Guitarsla	Brad "BigEnglish"Wheeler a.k.a. bradley_paul_wheeler	Owen Kieffer-Jones a.k.a. Owen	Gretchen Howell a.k.a. BikeGirl

First of all, wishing the best on this Memorial Day to any of you who have lost a loved one in the service.

A big triple-whammy hit home this week to delay the episode. First, I was the Toastmaster at the BayCon scifi convention in Santa Clara, CA. Good times! I introduced myself as "the toastiest thing this side of a Denny's breakfast bar," and the good times just rolled from there. I can say with a straight face that I had a few beverages at a Klingon party, then stood in the hall I designated as "the tough part of the hotel" and screamed "just keep on walkin'!" to the people in bad fairy costumes, then finished the night with a live performance of the Rocky Horror Picture Show by "Barely Legal." Two in the morning comes with a price tag, my friends.

BayCon occupied me through Monday night. Second part of the double-whammy? NOCTURNAL Episode #28 looks like it will be over an hour of pure story. I've been recording and editing all friggin' day. Seven hours straight.

The third wammy? I have a tight deadine for the first draft of CONTAGIOUS and have to write that at night, no exceptions. When I don't have a NOCTURNAL episode due, I'll be writing CONTAGIOUS all day.  

So, NOCTURNAL Episode #28 will post on Wednesday, May 27.  

Click here to download NOCTURNAL Episode #27

IN THIS EPISODE:
Bryan Clauser visits Robin Hudson, and delivers the blanket that was wrapped around Aggie's "baby." Bryan also delivers two other samples, and needs Robyn to test all of them for the Zed chromosome.

Russian gangster Pavil "Fat Boy" Rockmanov was wounded in the gunfight between Dmitri Vasillof and Frank Lanza. Pavil needs medical attention, but will that lead to trouble for Gennady Ivanovich, Vassilof's right-hand man?

John "Black Mister Burns" Smith finishes his report on the historical murder rate of San Francisco, and delivers that report to Pookie Chang -- hint, the news is not good.

JUNKIE-CHARACTERS IN THIS EPISODE:
Yvone Escajeda a.k.a. Vegidragon	Bryce Hidysmith a.k.a. Someone	Dr. Derek Sheldon a.k.a. Space_Mouse

PODCASTS MENTIONED IN THIS EPISODE:
• Classic Tales Podcast by B.J. Harrison: the hit free classic literature
• Singularity podcast novel by Bill DeSmedt: a hard-science thriller
• UC Radio - Mike Yusi's podsafe rawk music show

Click here to download NOCTURNAL Episode #26

EARLY!
Yeah, this is the Sunday episode posted one day early. Next NOCTURNAL episode hits May 18.

IN THIS EPISODE:
Aggie got out of the tunnels, but what's up with his head? What's up with the baby? Bryan and Pookie finally meet Aggie, and discover a major clue in the story of Marie's Children. Meanwhile, the chickens are coming home to roost for Sean Robertson, who has to have a sit-down with a very pissed-off Frank Lanza. But someone else will be in that meeting, someone who will change the lives of both men, forever.

MISSION: EMAIL THE INFECTED TRAILER FROM YOUTUBE:
This is a simple mission that helps you, help me. Click here to see the INFECTED movie trailer on YouTube. Go to that link, click the "SHARE" button below the video, then click the "EMAIL" button, then type a personal message and paste in 10, 20, even 30 emails of friends you think would dig that hot INFECTED action. Hit "send," and the General may spare you life in the Ascension. At the very least, Pope Siglericus XXX will give your soul a blessing (in case General Siglerisimo kills you anyway, which, to be honest, is likely to happen).

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That's right, Junkies, thanks to Pulsar, RobbieT and especially Drew Domkus of Dawn & Drew fame, we now have the most awesome tool to get your Sigler goodness right on your iPhone, smart phone or PlayStation Portable.

Just click on the picture at left, or go right to www.scottsigler.com/iphone.

It looks like poop in a browser window, but on your phone or PSP it looks like the gates of heaven themselves, swinging open to grant you 27 virgins (that comes straight from Pope Siglericus XXX, and he knows this shit!).