Submitted by Junkie Bob Harwig. Remember in THE ROOKIE when Quentin Barnes OD'ed on nano-meds? Take a look at this!

Nanoparticles help Gauze Stop Gushing Wounds

Medical gauze hasn't changed much since World War I: Medics can only stuff it into a gushing wound and pray.

Now chemists have infused cotton gauze with nanoparticles, giving it a vastly improved ability to halt blood loss -- even in tight spots like the neck or groin where it's hard to apply pressure. The new material could help save lives on the battlefield and in civilian situations, where trauma victims often bleed to death before they can be transported to a hospital or other medical facility.

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Seriously, how hard would it have been for the SciFi people to just credit John Tweedy from THE ROOKIE as an influence for their programable tattoos? >Click to read the ripoff.

Submitted by Junkie Johnny Sinclaire:

Kiss all y'all's asses goodbye. It's only a matter of time now. And all you bitches who said I didn't know my science for ANCESTOR? I hope this tastes real, real bitter ...

 

British scientists make human-cow embryos

Experts assure public such experiments wouldn't result in ‘monsters’

WASHINGTON - British researchers say they have created embryos and stem cells using human cells and the egg cells of cows, but said such experiments would not lead to hybrid human-animal babies, or even to direct medical therapies.

Dr. Lyle Armstrong of Newcastle University presented preliminary data on his work to Israel's parliament last week. It has not been reviewed by other experts in the field, Newcastle University said in a statement released on Tuesday.

They said they had hollowed out the egg cells of cattle, inserted human DNA to create a growing embryo, and then taken it apart to get embryonic stem cells.

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Submitted by -Geoff in StL: Looks like Ze Germans are messing with stuff they should NOT be messing with. Read this article and tell me they didn't read and love EARTHCORE, because they are following the EARTHCORE plot to a T. Um, German dudes? Might be more than gold in them thar hills ...

THE STORY: DEUTSCHKATHARINENBERG, Germany - German treasure hunters began digging Tuesday for what they say may be plunder buried by the Nazis in a man-made cavern near the Czech border.

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Britain allows creation of human-animal embryos

As Pookie Chang would say, invest in Depends. Because as you read stories about the scientists in the UK trying to copy my novel ANCESTOR, you just want to crap your pants. Click on the big headline above to read about your doom.

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Source: Junkie Jeva Singh

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As if our brave men and women didn't have it bad enough over there. Now they've got to deal with a b-movie reject from the SciFi channel. Seriously, a man-eating badger? Fuck me. I'd rather have my balls dipped in molten lead.  

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Submitted by: Junkie Jane K.

Summary:

There is this 200-yard-long spiderweb in a Seattle park. These dumb-asses are hypothesizing if it's a social web-spinning spider, or a spider exodus, when what they should doing is loading up the mini van with all their belongings, mounting a flame-thrower on the roof, and getting the fuck out. Have these people never seen a monster movie? You know what, Seattle? I'm glad you're about to be dropped from the gene pool. Enjoy the fangs and the paralyzing venom as you're slowly sucked dry.