CONTAGIOUS

Exterminators Patch from CONTAGIOUS: A masterful work by Jennifer Wills.Congratulations to Jennifer Wills, the winner of the "Exterminators Patch" contest! Jennifer's Junky Name is "cruzbabe63" (this is her profile picture at left, the damn smart-ass, repping the Julie Andrews action in the middle of my freakin' site ...). 

There were many, many amazing entries for this one, and picking a winner was a bitch-and-a-half. Jennifer wins cool prizes, including a signed first-edition of CONTAGIOUS in hardcover.

This image will be used for CONTAGIOUS marketing, and to get you all marching to the militarisitic beat of my FDO™ drums. Don't you want to sign up to be an Exterminator? Hell yes!

NEW CONTEST: THE FLAG OF SIGLERISM
All right you artsy-fartsy types, it's time for Contest #3: Design the Flag of Siglerism. I want to take a flag with me on the Sigler Stank II Book Tour, and get pictures of me claiming each city in the name of Siglerism. All you in attendance will pose with that picture, as proof you were there when the Ascendency took place.

Click here to view contest details

Unfortunately, we no longer have a contest site, so post your images in the comments of this blo

You saw it here before anyone in the world, Junkies -- Crown sent me the cover for CONTAGIOUS so the Junkies got first-look. What you see here isn't exactly what's in the book, but it's frickin' cool enough to make you salivate for December 30, no?

Want a close-up? Click on the image to see it mucho larger.

Get to your local store and pre-order this bad boy, or if you want to order it online: 

Click here to pre-order CONTAGIOUS

Junkies, prepare for doom, death, plaid tanks, beers, chicks, fire trucks and more doom (and all you goddamn hippies head for higher ground).

The CONTAGIOUS Book Tour Contest is on! Click the "Demand It" icon in the right-hand column to bring General Siglerisimo to your city in January. The five cities with the most votes will see Pope Siglericus give his moist holy blessings to adoring Junkies.

Don't be fooled by this brief experiment with democracy -- I am still going to destroy all cultures, kill 90 percent of the world's population and enslave the rest. But while my plaid tank is in the shop getting some work done on on the exhaust system, I will allow you the illusion that you are in control.

INFECTED trade paperbackSo you can't wait until December 30 to find out what happens to Dew, Margaret, Amos, Otto and ... of course ... the ball-less wonder himself? Well if you've got some discretionary income, the INFECTED trade paperback comes out October 14 has fifty pages of CONTAGIOUS.

SHOULD JUNKIES BUY THIS?
Totally up to you. If you already bought INFECTED, the only benefits here are fifty pages of CONTAGIOUS, plus it completes your Sigler Collection. Does it help the FDO™? Sure, but if it's a choice between this or CONTAGIOUS in hardcover, go with the hardcover.

SUBVERSIVE CHRISTMAS PRESENT:
Buy the paperback, carefully read the fifty pages of CONTAGIOUS, then re-gift that bad boy to some unsuspecting sap for Christmas! Boom, two birds with one stone.

WARNING: NO SPOILERS
If you buy this (and I thank you if you do), do NOT post any information about CONTAGIOUS in forums anywhere, including here. Sure, you can post stuff like "Oh my God, the FDO™ just gets better all the times" and "Oh my God, the FDO™ just surpassed Brad Pitt as the Sexiest Dude on the Planet," but don't spoil the plot for those who can't pick up a copy. I want everyone to experience this bee-yotch for themselves ... yeah, it's just that good.