THE CRYPT: Washington, D.C. Part 3 (RSS version)


Well, Junkies, here's Episode 12.3 of THE CRYPT. Your 3rd Day of CRYPT-mas!

Apparently, the sense of entitlement for all this free fiction has hit a new high. People bitching about having to go to another site to listen to this episode, or -- God forbid! -- having to wait three whole days for the episode? Truly, I am one rotten bastard of an FDO™.

I'll chalk it up to everyone jonesing for another piece of a good story. Year in and year out, as other podcasters fade away, your FDO™ is still here week-in and week out with your free hits.

If you're a new Junkie and haven't heard the first 11 episodes of THE CRYPT, then just CLICK HERE.

THE CRYPT: Washington, D.C. Part 4


If you haven't heard Washington D.C. #3, click here to go and listen, and the episode will also post here and in your feed soon. We posted it on Facebook as a sneak peek. 
 
Oh man, I wouldn't want to serve on this ship. Gillian Plaunt and the crew of the Washington D.C. are really up against it in Part 4. Listen, and enjoy!
 
If you're a new Junkie and haven't heard the first 11 episodes of THE CRYPT, then just click here.
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THE CRYPT: Washington, D.C. Part 3


What? Even more CRYPT? Hell yes, your FridayFix™ is actual story content in the continuing saga of the Washington D.C.
 
But this time, dear Junkie, your FDO™ is going to make you work just a wee bit to get it. Dark Overlord Media is working to build our Facebook presence, so to get THE CRYPT Episode 12.3, click here to get it at Scott Sigler's Junkies page on Facebook. And while you're there, join the damn group already!
 
And if you hate Facebook and/or all things social media, don't worry, episode 12.3 will be in the normal feed and on this site ... but after we run 12.4! So if you want the story in it's perfect order, go to Facebook to get it now.
 
If you're a new Junkie and haven't heard the first 11 episodes of THE CRYPT, then just CLICK HERE.

ROOKIE Tailgate Tour in LA, San Diego and San Francisco (plus, T-shirts now available!)

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Junkies, the time has come to close out the ROOKIE Tailgate Tour. This time out, we've moved to Facebook for event info and tracking:

 

In reponse to the many requests, we're putting the ROOKIE Tailgate Tour "Property of Krakens" tees on-sale here on the site.  These are updated to include the new tour dates, but otherwise the same as the tees we sold at the earlier tour stops. (Read also: they are suh-weet!) Please click the link below to snag your very own. 

"Lineman-size" Junkies take note: We will only have S, M, L, XL & XXL at the California tour stops, but you XXX-Large (and up) Junkies can order here by entering your special request in the instructions section.   

If you have any questions, just email AlphaGirl and she'll help sort it out for you.

"Propery of Krakens" Tees

AMC: I ain't 'fraid o' no Popes!


Stephen King- the good, the bad, the movies.It's Thursday, that means it's time for my weekly bit of HorrorHacker humor.

Click here to read the column

"Religious Horror?" Really? Did you know this was a subcategory of everyone's favorite movie genre? Well hell, it is (see what I did there? "Hell?" Boom, baby!). I go in-depth and genuflect about the types of religious horror flicks in my AMC column. Click here to explore the blasphemy!.

Audio: And What's the Deal With Stephen King Movies?

Stephen King: Master of Movies? Click & Listen
I know, I know: We've all asked before (and will probably ask again) why Hollywood always seem to butcher Stephen King's stories. That complaint seems to come up all the time, but it's no longer entirely accurate. Listen in for five minutes that explain the depth and breadth of King's movie adaptations, including the good, the bad and the downright scary. 

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Give the gift of reading this Holiday Season with a limited-edition hardcover of THE ROOKIE by Scott Sigler. Each copy is signed, numbered, gift-wrapped and mailed right to the the recipient in time for Christmas (if ordered by Dec. 14).

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THE CRYPT: Washington, D.C. Part 2

More Junkies buy the farm in Part 2 of the Washington D.C.. Listen in and find out if you or someone you know from the site gets whacked! I'm really enjoying writing this story for you, and revealing new details of the League of Planets.
 
If you're a new Junkie and haven't heard the first 11 episodes of THE CRYPT, then just click here.
EPISODE SPONSOR: THE ROOKIE
Give the gift of reading this Holiday Season with a limited-edition hardcover of THE ROOKIE by Scott Sigler. Each copy is signed, numbered, gift-wrapped and mailed right to the the recipient in time for Christmas (if ordered by Dec. 14).
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AUDIO: Everything I need to know I learned from vampires

Vampire Movie Wisdom - Click & Listen
Why listen to your parents, your spouse, your significant other or anyone else tell you how to live your life, when you can just listen to the wisdom of vampire movies? The kings and queens of the night teach us all that we need to know. There is wisdom on the screen and in DVDs, all you have to do is check out these five minutes of horror/humor and you'll be one educated mo-fo. 

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THE CRYPT: Washington, D.C. Part 1

 
Junkies, here we go with the first day in THE TWELVE DAYS OF CRYPTMAS! Part one takes us into a different nation, the League of Planets. The League isn't at war with the Planetary Union, but relations are strained at best. If you attended the Washington, D.C. tour stop for CONTAGIOUS, you may hear your name in this one. 
 
If you're a new Junkie and haven't heard the first 11 episodes of THE CRYPT, then just click here
EPISODE SPONSOR: THE ROOKIE
Give the gift of reading this Holiday Season with a limited-edition hardcover of THE ROOKIE by Scott Sigler. Each copy is signed, numbered, gift-wrapped and mailed right to the the recipient in time for Christmas (if ordered by Dec. 14).
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FridayFix™: ROOKIE Tailgate Tour video from Pro Football Hall of Fame


Check out the FDO™'s stop at the Pro Football Hall of Fame in Canton, OH. Just under 10 minutes of Junkies, football and general making fun of stuff. Also, check out the whoop-ass intro and outro motion graphics, done by Aaron Proctor (check out his site by clicking here).

Music in this video is "Step Up (I'm On It)" by Maylene and the Sons of Disaster (I'm so frickin' in love with this band right now), and "Whatever it Takes" by POD.

To download the high-res version of the video, click here.
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