Sigler Signature Series: REDMAN
Posted November 21st, 2009 by scottsigler (FD∅™)
 | REDMAN - Click & Listen Launching this new feature with a blast from the past with my first Parsec Award-winning short story. This piece first ran sometime back in 2007. Hell, I'm not even sure when it ran. Just listen to the damn thing already, will ya? Sheesh! |
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i09's "best iPod books" list includes INFECTED
Posted November 19th, 2009 by scottsigler (FD∅™)
Lauren Davis over at the kick-ass scifi blog io9.com listed some of her favorite free audiobooks. INFECTED is listed on there, as are three by Mur Lafferty, 7TH SON by JC Hutchins, the Parsec Award-winning HOW TO SUCCEED IN EVIL by Patrick McLean and the Parsec Award-winning FETIDUS by James Durham.
Click here to read, and leave some comments, Junkies! Share your love for Siglerism.
AMCTV: Everything I Need to Know I Learned from Vampire Movies
Posted November 19th, 2009 by scottsigler (FD∅™)
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 | Now I can forget everything my parents ever taught me, because life's real lessons come from Vampire movies. Edward, Bella, Stephanie Myers and company teach us wisdom from beyond the ages. Oh, and also how to bite people and act all melancholy and stuff. Don't be a puss, click here to learn what vampire flicks teach us. |
Audio: Myth + Monster + Movies = Poop
Posted November 18th, 2009 by scottsigler (FD∅™)
 | Mythological Monster Movies: Click & Listen You would think that mythological monsters would make for kick-ass creature features, but you'd be sadly mistaken. I tried to make a top-10 list, and failed. Hopefully you will find my failure humorous. At any rate, my attempt sure as hell can't be any worse than most of these stinkers. Stan Lee, you are not exempt from the critical knife ... | |
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TITLE FIGHT: Round #10
Posted November 15th, 2009 by scottsigler (FD∅™)
 | Oh, snap! Did Matt Wallace and the FDO™ surprise your ass with another episode of TITLE FIGHT? By gosh, I think we did, otherwise there wouldn't be an episode here. The unexpected ending that follows the unexpected ending ... listen and enjoy. Or else Matt Wallace will smash!
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Dead dude embedded in my face: FDO™ out 3-4 days
Posted November 12th, 2009 by scottsigler (FD∅™)
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Junkies, I'm off to the dentist today. After they put me under (which for me takes way more knock-out juice than any normal human, I'm told), they are going to literally saw into my face and embed a piece of dead dude in my upper jaw. That's right, a piece of some deceased cat's skeleton will be wedged in my maw. This will knock me on my ass for a few days.
Hence, all world-crushing activity will come to a halt until my body goes all Borg on this chunk of bone, and starts to assimilate the skeletal framework. My osteoblasts will turn that foreign bone into native bone, and boom-shakalaka, I fill in a hole (that you can see as my right incisor in the picture at left).
If my dental surgery record holds steady, there will be much vomiting. Yay me! But when I return, I will have fully subsumed the soul of another human being. The first of many, bitches, the first of many ...
UPDATE (5:27pm, PT, 11/13/09):
The dead dude is now fully embedded in my face. It was not fun. I kid you not -- twice they had to use a freakin' hammer and a freakin' chisel. A chisel, bitches. Did I mention the chisel?
Audio: Sexism in Horror?
Posted November 11th, 2009 by scottsigler (FD∅™)
| Sexism in Horror? Click & Listen When I mention the trite phrase that horror movies are horribly sexist, I bet some female readers of this column shout an instant, fist-pumping "Preach on!" When I clarify that horror movies are horribly sexist against men, that's when those same ladies decide that this preacher actually spews misogynistic lies. |
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INFECTED hits Sirius/XM Satellite radio
Posted November 9th, 2009 by scottsigler (FD∅™)
Sigler stanks up XM
Another bastion of Big Media falls to the swingin' ego of Sigler. Swingin'! Random House Audio pimped out INFECTED to run on Sirius XM Radio's "Book Radio" show. The whole thing, episodic and still smelling of roses.
Sigler stanks up XMAnother bastion of Big Media falls to the swingin' ego of Sigler. Swingin'! Random House Audio pimped out INFECTED to run on Sirius XM Radio's "Book Radio" show. The whole thing, episodic and still smelling of roses. INFECTED is running on Sirius Channel 9, from 6:30pm to 7:00pm Eastern Time.
TITLE FIGHT Round Nine
Posted November 8th, 2009 by scottsigler (FD∅™)
| | It's finally here: Korak the Cutter and Chaiyal "The Heretic" North are finally in the caged octagon, in the fight of their lives. This ninth installment of the scifi/mma novella co-written with Matt Wallace brings it all down to fighter vs. fighter. Who will win? Who will lose? How much pain can each fighter take? Listen to find out. | PREVIOUS EPISODES OF TITLE FIGHT:
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Audio: Fun Costumes for Killers?
Posted November 4th, 2009 by scottsigler (FD∅™)
| Costumes for Killers? Click & Listen It's said that all people have inalienable rights. Would that include the inalienable right of trick-or-treating? And if so, are movie slashers eligible to go stalking for candy treats? Well, if Chucky, Jason, Jigsaw and the Scream boys are going to go trick-or-treating, they need fun costumes all their own. |
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