KISSYMAN & THE GENTLEMAN, Part 1

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KISSYMAN & THE GENTLEMAN Pt. 1 - Click & Listen
New York City, 1948, welcome to the bare-knuckle playground of a rather disturbed ex-SS officer. He deserted the Nazi army to seek his fortune in the Land of Opportunity. Just hope his American dream doesn't turn into your nightmare. There are some jobs that most men just won't take, but there is always one man who will. That man? Kissyman. Welcome to Part One of a seven-part novella.
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Audio: When Body Parts Go Bad

When Body Parts Go Bad - Click & Listen
Rogue body parts are the classic stuff of horror movies -- severed hands, heads, eyes are always out to get ya. But what about the parts that find a new home? That's right, Junkies, what about transplanted evil?

Listen in for seven minutes of horror/humor that walks you through the Top 10 Transplant Horror movies of all time (and since there are only about four good ones, you get six made out of total schlock, accompanied by FDO™ snark).

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Sigler Signature Series: KISSYMAN

KISSYMAN & SCREAMING JESSE DUPRÉ - Click & Listen 
There is a brand-new KISSYMAN novella on the horizon (like, starting next week), so Dark Øverlord Media thought it wise to bust out the original story. I was very surprised that people liked this story as much as they did, enough so that a small but vocal bunch have been asking for more Kissyman action. Well Junkies, ask and ye shall receive (with the exception of MT. FITZROY, of course). 
 
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FridayFix™: THE CRYPT: Book 1, The Crew is live at Podiobooks.com!

CRYPT Book One cover
For this week's Friday Fix, I'm sneaking in a bit early and going with the big news of the day, which is that THE CRYPT: Book 1, The Crew is now live over at Podiobooks.com.

We here at Dark Øverlord Media are big fans of Podiobooks.com as consumers AND as producers of content.  Evo works his tail off to make sure the books are easy to download, high-quality, and always available:  it's a great site and a great service. [Also?  Evo's a hell of a guy. That's just the way it is.]

Our very own Arioch Morningstar, Producer of Døøm, has done a kick-ass job cleaning up the jibber-jab and mastering the episodes.  You'd think with all the posting he does here that he wouldn't have time for such awesomeness, but you'd be wrong.   

So get on over there and check it out!  If you're so inclined, leave a comment or two. 

Audio: I Ain't 'Fraid o' No Jokes - Top 10 horror/comedy movies

Top-10 Horror Comedy Movies - Click & Listen 
 
You know, when it comes to making you laugh there's nothing quite like like murder, violence, monsters, blood and bodies. At least that's what Hollywood thinks, judging by the hundreds of "horror/comedy" movies out there. What better topic fodder for Laughing in the Face of Death than the Top 10 Horror/Comedy movies of all time. The FDO™ gives you his take in just over seven minutes. Listen in!
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Siglerism News: ANCESTOR moves, and return of Sigler Ascenscion Day!

Click & Listen: ANCESTOR moves to June 22 
 
Crown Pubishing and Dark Øverlord Media are teaming up to move ANCESTOR into the realm of the "Summer Blockbuster," and THE STARTER reclaims the high holy day of April 1 -- that's right, the return of Sigler Ascenscion Day!
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THE CRYPT: Shakedown, Part 2

Click & Listen: Shakedown, Part 2
 
Woah, what's that? What day is it? Oh, hells yes, it's the 12th Day of CRYPTmas. Did your FDO™ promise you twelve episodes to feed your Junkie need … and then deliver on that promise with twelve fat, happy episodes?  Why yes, yes I think he did.  Who loves ya, Junkie?  I hope you have enjoyed my holiday gift to you. I've had a blast creating it for you.
This episode is the second of what I have been describing as "the CRYPT mini-series." It is Part 2 of THE CRYPT BOOK TWO: SHAKEDOWN. SHAKEDOWN will be a novella-length work that takes you through the first cruise of our current crew. Travis Ellis, Bent Wrench Crites, Pippa Remic, Francis Sands and more board the PUV James Keeling and prepare to meet their unknown fate.
You new to THE CRYPT, and need to catch up on earlier episodes? Just click here
 
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Audio: Dream A Little Dream of Death

Dream a Little Dream of Death: Click & Listen 
 
We've all had nightmares at some point in our lives, so you'd think bad dreams would make great fodder for horror flicks. Come to find out, writers and directors are far more fond of hallucinations than slumber-driven scares. Still, there are at least five dream-based horror flicks, and Uncle Scottie™ walks you through them one sleepy step at a time.
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Siglerism iPhone app launched: the App of Evil™!

Yes, Junkies, now you can carry the FDO™ in your pocket. Granted, considering my 4-foot, 2-inch height, that's already a given, but I mean the full Scott Sigler Experience on your iPhone or iPod Touch with the "FDO™ App of Evil" created by Junkie Doug Russell.

Click here to get the FDO™ App of Evil

This free app will give you the following:

1. Automatic updates any time I post a new podcast or video
2. You can play them right from your phone or iPod Touch
3. Access to the entire back catalog of books from Podiobooks.com
4. All the FDO™'s brilliant tweets (and I mean brilliant, bitches!)
5. See all Tweets about the FDO™, no matter who tweets them

THE CRYPT: Master Chief Billy Kinshasa

 

Oh snap, is it the 11th day of CRYPT-mas already? After this, only one day left in my holiday present to all y'all Junkies. I hope you're digging it. This is the final character sketch in CRYPT-mas, Master Chief Billy Kinshasa, a woman who does not know what she's asking for.

'CASTS MENTIONED IN THIS EPISODE:

• BUNDLE OF TROUBLE - free podcast novel by Diana Orgain

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