THE ROOKIE
THE ROOKIE is only available here. Each book is individually signed & numbered. Numbers go in order of purchase only, and number order is determined by when we get the email confirming the purchase. We'll be shipping worldwide.
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The first-edition print run is just 3,000 copies. These will not be in any stores, so don't delay. Order yours today.
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my facebook is all about THE ROOKIE
(HM & UNdead Warlord)
"SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK
Good Idea!!
Wow. I really like that plan!!
Undead Champion, HM and Pusher
No power in the Verse can stop me.
gotta spread the Gospel of our Pope
that is Pope Siglericus XXX!
(HM & UNdead Warlord)
"SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK
When I click the rookie link at the bottom in the little box
Undead Champion, HM and Pusher
No power in the Verse can stop me.
MAN I am soo fing excited
Can't wait!
Got Mine
u notice that you're an HM
in THE ROOKIE?
yes OUR FDO does Rule!!!
(HM & UNdead Warlord)
"SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK
Unfortunatly when I ordered mine I didn't know
...Tsolo888 <AKA Cpt. Travis Ellis> - Out
You can still contact
I might try that, thanks.
...Tsolo888 <AKA Cpt. Travis Ellis> - Out
SO wait....
When does it ship? I can get it personalized? How are they numbered? Can I find out what number I got? Crack hits? Who wants crack hits? Me? Yes. hahaha. Crack.
Seriously though; it doesn't ship soon enough. Yes you can get it personalized, if by personalized you mean verbally attacked by the FDO, numbered by order number and apparently not, I offred to kill someone to find out and what did hear? Nothing. I offered death, if you have something better let me know!
No power in the Verse can stop me.
is there a way to know
what # book you got?
"SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK
No. Apparently not
I even offred to kill someone for the FDO. He would have none of it. Not even a hint about my number.
Undead Champion and Pusher
No power in the Verse can stop me.
maybe
the FDO, is going to randomly assign numbers?! how cool would it be to have the very 1st book?
"SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK
You get your number based on when you ordered
the first person who ordered got number 2. The second number 3 etc etc.....
Undead Champion and Pusher
No power in the Verse can stop me.
Correction
The first book ordered got #3. Scott gets #1 and his dad gets book #2. As it should be. No support from dad, no "Rookie"!
i don't care if i get #
2,999 or 3,000 i just need me my novel
"SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK
well it would
have been cool if it was random. just to be 1 of the 3000 is an honor and a privilege!!!
"SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK
my order has been placed.
Nice GF.
Have you heard the Rookie yet? Its my personal Fav!
No power in the Verse can stop me.
no i haven't.
i'm debating if i want to wait to read it 1st. i'm currently listening to nocturnal. i'm new to the whole podcast thing. it's not like listening to talk radio at all. i really have to listen. yes, when i was in school i was the one who wasn't listening.
"SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK
Oh, definitely listen to it first!
I agree!
The alien voices will mean so much more when you hear them from the FDO. Its amazing!
No power in the Verse can stop me.
orderd my last week
~~There are many types of heros, I am one who just happens to eat brains~`
wooty woots
Wham! Bam! Thank you, ma'am!
-MJ
-1 is the square root of all evil.
GOING TO GET A BIG FAT FIX
International?
Yaaay!
Got my copy ordered
Draft
Random Rookie/GLF question: Is there a GFL draft? How would that work? Or does the tier system basicly do away with that process?
I think there is some potential there: "The first selection of in the draft is the Sklorno receiv......oops, sorry folks a Ki linemen just ate the first draft pick. Well, looks like the Glory War Pigs have learned a hard lesson about always picking the Ki first."
When do I get my share of the loot?
Have patience young Junkie!
I was really confused for a second
I was like, "Scotty"? WTF? Has twowire finally gone off the deep end.
No power in the Verse can stop me.
Well I am off the deep end
LOL!
"I just need a compass and a willing accomplice" - P!nk
Germans are also ordering ... late
I love your stories, but I have not been able to make a whole lot of fuss about this in Germany because lots of people are only speaking German here. I ordernd today ... lasy me ... I actually do not watch American Football at all and I was too stupid to update my calendar.
Well, enough fuss about me. Is there a schedule for the FDO comming in ... sorry ... to Germany? If yes, please mention this in your shows or the Newsletter, dammit! Maybe I can help? If my FDO so commands, so be it!
Thiede
I second that
While you're planning your trip to Germany, you might as well drop by Denmark on the way...
/JZ
Same here.
"I just need a compass and a willing accomplice" - P!nk
Keeping a Copy with Me
I'm going to always carry a copy of this book with me. No matter where I go or what I'm doing. That way when they arrest me the news will say, "His only possessions appear to be a dirty backpack, a spork and a copy of Scott Sigler's The Rookie."
I'm assuming they would be mostly concerned about the spork........
When do I get my share of the loot?
They'd only care about the
-MJ
-1 is the square root of all evil.
The spork thing kinda made
The spork thing kinda made me shiver! The FDO has got to off somebody with a spork now. I nominate you as it was your idea after all!
I'm not real bright, but I'm consistant.
hmm, a spork you say?
maybe.
Spork Killer
Beware the Spork Serial Killer! Not quite as scary as an ancestor, but I bet I could take out a sklorno or two!
The only downside is that I would have to eat ALOT of KFC to get enough sporks. I might have a heart attack before I actually get to it.........
When do I get my share of the loot?
interesting
Go Krakens!!
Krakens Rock!
Kraken Fan #69
I'm not real bright, but I'm consistent.
My favorite
I got mine...
So, I'm at Rutgers Day, and it's 15:30 PM (EST). I've got no WiFi... what the heck am I gonna do. Fortunately for me, my kids *actually* got bored... I didn't *tell* them they were bored... and we headed off to the nearest Starbucks. A frantic drive through New Brunswick, NJ in an effort to get a fairly low numbered copy. We got to the store at 16.02. My awesome daughter tells me, "Dad, order the book, give me your coffee cup, I'll get it." By 16.16, I had gotten in, gotten to the site - I just wanted to yell at all the other people using the signal at the store to just stop it for 5 frakkin' minutes, I'm doing important stuff - got my discount code, and ordered my copy
Now, I'm realising that I fell down on the job and didn't drop Sigler cards on all the laptops there in the shop with me... feeling like a dolt. I have mine, though... Now, it's time for some word 'o mouth marketing :)
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